A wonderful sentence from this story, describing the video of the man who threw a rock at a seal for no reason getting beat up by a local: "Meanwhile, an unidentified gentleman begins wailing on him."

Absolutely enraptured by the goons in Batman the Movie (1966). They don't make fellas like this anymore

the majestic piss seal in her natural habitat (piss)

Speaking of the Amazing Digital Circus… What if in Austin Powers 4 the latest Shagadelic babe said like “Austin, it is 2026- you simply MUST go digital” and then he went “Ohh I dig it all already baby yeah baby YEAH”

now why the hell did i subject myself to that

Bijna een jaar geleden is Alice Serova, na als minderjarige queer asielzoeker, verkracht, mishandeld en verwaarloosd te zijn, gestorven door een overdosis in een COA-kamp. Bijna een jaar later worden maatregelen om dit soort zaken te voorkomen door OA de @spnederland.bsky.social tegengewerkt.

The’re inseparable!!!!!

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Night porter at work is urging me to get a government job and man I just fuckin might

Death to America, always

:(

really stretching the definition of Yugoslavia here

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny

It's #PenisOutWednesday

The gardener at my work is fucking insane and usually engages people abt conspiracies (chemtrails, social credit, etc) or schizo religious shit during lunch, and today I caught him trying to explain Baphomet to a Muslim co-worker

You need to be across the basic principle 'every single human being, regardless of race, gender, able-bodiedness, both presently and 200,000 years in each direction, is exactly 1:1 interchangeable' before we can even begin the conversation of what has to be done to advance their interests

watching Deliverance rn :3

Haven't been feeling great about my appearance lately but I looked in the mirror at 11pm after a long day of work today and saw the most beautiful boy in the world smiling back at me

Alright chat I've got a question for you all I work at a hotel right, and lately we've been getting these emails pretty much a few times a day. They're short, always in English, and ask a few simple questions. Random name, gibberish email address. So what the hell is this? 1/2

On my way to a work's outing that's been painstakingly kept secret for the last 3 months despite 0 hype existing for it - the last minute call to bring a scarf, gloves and mittens is making me fear for the worst

big papa huge time is a jovial…JUBILANT cat as proven by his big grin and closed eyes…whenever you can, be happy like big papa huge time! he is happy and joyous, enjoying the moment; just like how you should allow yourself to be! be like big papa huge time!

good afternoon Perverts of the World

EU friends, please take a moment to sign this initiative, especially if you're from the countries still below the support threshold

ow ow ow ow ow my head hurts

city of dreams

going to china in 8 months and 2 weeks... so stoked...

They're going to shoot me out of a big cannon soon for all my transgressions

What the hell is this creature...

So misty today...

Love that there's a part of my commute home that's just 10 kilometres with 0 lighting past a dark forest, very quiet and serene

never forget the princess diana ps4 theme

Going over to oomf's place for movie night this Wednesday... We'll be watching Goodbye, Lenin!

Fucked up in the hotel room watching Sudanese state TV broadcasting military propaganda🔥🔥

What if I gained 10kg would y'all fw that

so: once again i have to rattle my cup at yall. My job hasn't put me on a project in nearly three months and my financial reserves are dwindling. I am in debt to my landlord and I would really like to pay him back ASAP. I need $800 as soon as possible. Please share and donate if you can.

BIRTHDAY BOY

deus ex npc: i like goth chicks. jc denton: are we talking bauhaus and siouxsie sioux goth or this more of a psychobilly situation. or maybe more industrial? deus ex npc: denton: don't tell me you don't know the difference. deus ex npc: deus ex npc: i like goth chicks. denton: me too.

zoomer dobby complimenting your bit:

bwaaaaa

Almsivi, wes!. I'm %Name. Don't worry. Vivec can be confusing for us, and we live here. Is there some specific place you want? Or someone in particular you're trying to find?

Arrgh.

I love this stupid goddamn shark

sir…going flatmode

They're called the "flyover states" because somebody needs to fly over this with a B-52 stratofortress and just deal with the situation

playing morrowind again lads

are u going to share