looked at my youtube sub feed, saw a new defunctland, went "oh fuck new defunctland," then immediately thought to myself "white people are always saying shit like oh fuck new defunctland"

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Every afterlife that has ever been described to me sounds fuckin terrible when you think about it for a minute.

you know who fucking HATED nazis? chumbawamba

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quintuple guessing before posting tonight. good habit to be in, probably in michigan

bitch (appreciative) gave me another gnome tonight. this one's knitted!

you want to know a super cool musician you've never heard of before? wheelchair sports camps. been around forever, bet you've never heard of them. but listen, they're so good. make it make sense, or hard out here for a gimp. listen and believe. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDvE...

The "Interlude" is the central thesis of Book IV, and that's why it can't be omitted.

one of my weirdest internet experiences was seeing northernlion and k8 open a present from @azureflux.bsky.social. i was like "the portuguese 8-bit music artist?" hell yeah it was. struggle sandwich baby

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ed greenwood one of those mfs who looks like a baby and that he's a billion years old at the same time

sometimes i'm just like "you're the greatest ceremonial magician of your generation." and it's not true but it feels good to say

i wish my online username was "incredibly sad" and then i'd get in the sort of drama that would force dramatubers to make videos titled "the incredibly sad situation is incredibly sad"

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archer is a show that will make you want to drink. always sunny is a show that will make you never want to drink

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On this day in 1796, a newspaper ad was placed seeking the return of an enslaved Black woman, Ms. Judge, who fled George Washington's household while in Pennsylvania.

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Feast for the Apparition of the Daughter of Fortitude, Edward Kelly's May 23, 1587 vision pertaining to Our Lady hermetic.com/hermene... #calendar #historic #OTD #OnThisDay

i used to enjoy watching stand up, now i don't. put me in front of a netflix stand up special, i'll sit there stone faced. i don't know when it happened or what caused the change.

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when vibrating words during ritual, i often (but inconsistently) use my preferred enochian pronunciation system even though most of the words aren't enochian. it's interesting to discover what words react to that.

Every day I contemplate the fact that we still don't know what causes left-handedness. Ages ago we as a society decided it was totally normal and stopped punishing and ostracizing kids for it. Today the thought of being anti-left-handedness is bonkers to us. This is a post about trans kids.

“He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavored to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian savages, whose known rule of warfare is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes, and conditions.” ~Last complaint, Declaration of Independence

I like how everyone is defaulting to GOP or dumb southerner, but this clearly has an ACP logo in the corner.

just remembered i had a dream where columbo was naked and i was like wow they actually show his dick n balls

yeah man did you hear? the guy casting shadows in plato's allegory of the cave got cancelled for casting problematic shadows. yeah its really fucked up especially given that the shadows cast on the wall of the cave are basically the same thing as real things outside of the cave

Some metal band should set "The Chapter known as The Twelvefold Conjuration of God and the Unity thereof" from Liber 963 to music.

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Fresh new American dystopia headline just dropped www.thegamer.com/grammacracke...

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i dont think that was just pot

Fuck this BlueAnon satanic panicker in particular.

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forgive me, i've been extra bald lately

Reminder that Trump’s stronghold is college educated white men, something to keep in mind the next time you see a cartoon or whatever with MAGA depicted as a toothless hillbilly trailer trash who exist to be mocked and made fun of by college educated white men.

I made a sacred worm - new post over on my patreon.com/lizzlizz about the making of this big boy 🪱✨

finally watching trailer park boys. it troubles me how many rickys i've known in my life