Dear Jon Ossof, I AM A MARRIED WOMAN. Stop emailing me suggestive messages. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I’m not going to tell you what I want for Christmas, but I can guarantee this: if I get what I want for Christmas, everyone in the world will know.

You will be visited by 3 spirits

Welp. Thanks for whatever that was.. My Sunday routine is destroyed now. What am I gonna do now?…go to church?!?

Honestly think This Hour has 22 Minutes is way better than SNL:

Husband: did you go to the grocery store like you said you would? Me after not doing it: I have visited the store on multiple occasions this year to pick up varying items for our consumption. The cashier took my money on those occasions and I received food and a time and dated receipt in return.

@aftynbehn.bsky.social crossing my fingers for you!!!

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild: Elk Orca Great Blue Heron Coyote Alligator

@profanity.accountant here we go!!!

In my personal head canon I like to think that the star in the Illinois graphic on @tommorelloofficial.bsky.social hat in this pic is actually my house, and that is how he remembers to stop by so we can visit a bit.

Back to back in my feed: video exists of two Venezuelans boat strike survivors struggling in the water being blown up by the US military, and video exists of two Palestinians with their hands up ordered to lie on the ground and being executed by the Israeli military.

This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

I hate that this administration makes me think the things that in any other situation, I would’ve made fun of people for thinking….

Working on Thanksgiving. Not complaining. They feed us a meal that is quite tasty and pay us 3x pay for the day. #UnionYes

A special message from Santa Claus himself!!!

Hegseth responded to Kelly telling the military not to obey illegal orders by . . . illegally ordering the military to investigate Kelly. apnews.com/article/pent...

An ICE agent was caught removing a sign marking an ICE kidnapping in DC last week! Do we think he did it out of anger, embarrassment, or most appropriately shame? If you think what you’re doing is right, why are you trying to hide the evidence? 👀

Leave it to this fucker to ruin roasting someone!

If you see this post your getaway vehicle

Mamdani Trump meeting 2025 TL/DR:

What if Mamdani was *too* charming and Trump starts calling him all the time and inviting him to parties at Mar A Lago and he has to go hang out with him constantly because otherwise Trump will nuke NYC.

Stephen Miller is gonna have words with Trump tonight

Doing the people’s work…🙄🙄🙄

What. The. actual. Fuck?!?!?!!

Tonight in 1983, more than 100 million Americans saw multiple thermonuclear weapons destroy Kansas City, Missouri, in “The Day After” on ABC. A.C. Nielsen Company reported that 62 percent of television sets that night were tuned to the film. I watched in my packed college dorm lounge. How about you?

Hey @bencollins.bsky.social and your corporate masters @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social : where is the @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social Sickos Santa Xmas sweater?* Maybe @wardsutton.bsky.social can help persuade you. My cash awaits… *latest fad

I HATE IT HERE v 2.0

I hate it here www.gelliottmorris.com/p/new-poll-d...

Run this photo with the caption THE MAN WHO HATES AMERICA every night

Quote post with a song you can’t hear without thinking of a movie it was in… “Stuck in the middle with you” by Stealers wheel

Nothing matters anymore people.com/donald-trump...

What your president and his team are prioritizing.

The war on Christmas is coming from inside the house

Me. Every year…

The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.

In the last week, we’ve seen federal officials threaten or scheme to arrest a governor, federal judges, and a former president.

Releasing the Epstein files could have a chilling effect on future presidents' ability to hide their history of raping children on a private island owned by a convicted sex offender.

🐻 want food.

Plainfield IL #NorthernLights

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

"Low birth rates will end civilization." -Elon Musk, 4/22/2025

Thank you for the spotlight @goodgoodgoodco.bsky.social 🙏 Who wants to run with us??? www.goodgoodgood.co/articles/can...

Don’t threaten me with a good time

If your newspaper is giving Donald Trump softer headlines and gauzier coverage than People Magazine, that should be a bit of a wake up call.

This map looks weirdly three-dimensional

😞

Somebody needs to get him to sketch a clock.

Enten: "Canada is far more popular than Donald Trump is here in the United States. The net popularity of Canada is +49. Trump is -10. We're talking about Canada coming out nearly 60 points ahead on the net popularity ratings versus Donald Trump here in the US"