I'm sorry but I refuse point blank to believe that Philip Faircloth-Mutton is a real person.

A massive F**K YOU to everyone tipping Brenford for relegation. We have strong mid table energy that cannot be denied.

Always thought that Graham Potter was a massively overrated manager. He built his reputation on good statistical analysis at Brighton carried out by other people.

"In the last twenty minutes, Szijjártó also responded specifically to Zelenskyy’s claims on drones, accusing Zelenskyy of 'starting to go crazy from being anti-Hungarian.'" That's Putin speak for yes, we did it. NATO and the EU need to take the strongest action against this.

As ridiculous as the charges against James Comey are, it's kind of ironic that he's being pursued by the monster he helped birth.

South Park dissed Trump, Trump Jr, JD Vance, Brendan Carr and Benjamin Netanyahu all in the same episode. They're working overtime..

If I was a libel lawyer in America, I would be cold calling Kenvue so hard right now.

“The era of cheap, low-skill foreign labour is over." Ok Nigel, but the question is what you're planning to replace it with? How will you drive economic growth once you've removed hundreds of thousands of people from the workforce? Its the worst kind of myopic, little Britain thinking.

Happy Batman day #BatmanDay

Well then

Absolute clown show. Utterly predictable.

I had assumed that Your Party would dissolve into recriminations, like the million hard left political parties before them. But god damn, that was elite level splitting.

The Russis/Belarus military drills are so deeply pathetic. NATO would steamroller them if it wanted to, Russia's military has been destroyed in Ukraine. A desperate charade by two failing states, trying to grab the limelight as they sink into economic and political irrelevance.

Once again, fuck Elon Musk

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

Can everyone within the Labour party finally agree that Peter Mandelson shouldn't be hired for anything, ever again?

Sega reportedly called police after mistakenly scrapping Nintendo dev kits. After purchasing a trove of dev kits from a scrapyard, a video game reseller in the UK claims police raided his home and seized the rare consoles www.theverge.com/news/776260/...

It’s not really a Labour government until Mandy has been sacked at least once.

Ffs Keir, this is not good enough. You should have known he was a risk. Yet another example of bad political judgement. Do f*king better. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

A certain dark irony in Kirk taking questions on gun violence at the time

Apropos of nothing, here's a thread of some Charlie Kirk highlights

Surely website will work out some way of blocking Google AI summaries of their content, this isn't sustainable.

Of course. Of course. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Good morning Bluesky !

Absolutely cursed device.

So the media finally got Angela Rayner, after years of trying. Still, at least we have some ministerial responsibility.

Amusing that Emmanuel Macron finally turned around "the coalition of the willing" on America. Only been ~20 years since Iraq..

In retrospect, was 20 years of Manchester United winning everything in sight worth it, for the 12 years of comedy disasters since then?

Lol, better get used to that feeling Bryan

Doubt Brentford at your peril, we have strong mid-table energy!

“I gave my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lot” sounds like the filthiest euphemism I have ever heard.

After several bouts of explosive diarrhea, I took Immodium to calm things down. It has resulted in incredibly high pitched farts which are not only very loud but very, very long. I've had so much fun with my grandkids; I just worry that they expect it every time they visit.

Somehow, Plinkett returned.. youtu.be/0xeMak4RqJA?...

There's a lovely little garden area on my walk to work

Holy crap, a Tarantino written film directed by David Fincher? I'm in! en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adv....

Time for Sunday's #RandomWhiteDwarfCover Issue 113. May 1989

So you'll be applying secondary sanctions to Russia straight away, right Donald..?

Fox News desperately trying

Alien Earth is awesome, but I demand more use of Adrian Edmondson and Michael Smiley.

Travis Kelce Receives Invoice For Girlfriend’s Podcast Appearance theonion.com/travis-...

This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...

Again: shock.

It comes to something when EU leaders' biggest fear is that the US President might not remember what they told him, and just go off script and promise Putin anything he wants.

Seems piracy is hitting the mainstream again, unsurprisingly. Giving serious thought to canceling Amazon Prime myself www.theguardian.com/film/2025/au...

RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid

Interesting/scary parallels going on between UK and German politics at the moment. This feels very familiar. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Excellent news, this should push Putin towards a settlement. www.reuters.com/business/ene...