Happy birthday to Bill Watterson, the creator of Calvin and Hobbes! Born on July 5, 1958.

got convicted for wage theft I wasn't paying attention

I finally got to draw an album cover! It's been a pleasure designing and drawing LYSKO for @counterfestrecords.bsky.social. I wish her a long and exciting life, and plenty of fan art!!! Go check out their new album now!!!!!

average rugby player after receiving literally bone-crunching tackle: bit of a hard one there average football player after being lightly brushed: alack! alack sir, I die! I perish! foully slain! cut down in my youth by the cruel scythes of evil men!

got signed out of bsky on my phone made me worry I was gonna have to submit ID to log in

Dystopian story concept: humanity has successfully posted these warnings at various locations but the far future societies find the treasure troves of memes and booty shorts with this message and disregard the warning

NYT flashback spoilers Long time fan but here's my peeve Why does this game include ahistorical events (ef the Pied Piper, who is a fictional character) or misrepresented practices (eg throwing down a gauntlet, presented as a "medieval" practice despite it being well after the Renaissance)???

We have a little over 24 hours to save the internet. The vote for a package of internet-freedom destroying bills is being rushed to the US House floor on Monday the 29th. Spread this beyond Bluesky, ASAP. www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...

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God said alright that’s enough and just started bleaching France off the map

FUCK

some people think summer is about having fun and doing stuff it's actually about it being so hot you can't do anything and you have to kill a horsefly every two hours

they used t blockers on the strait of hormone

thats the email my vet sent me when I scheduled an appointment for my dachshund

i did a commission a few dayes ago Yarrick and Buccaneer dapping up for @paladinfullmetal.bsky.social #Warhammer40K #fullmetalalchemist

not dead btw im just in the wage cage and looking for time + motivation to draw again

Do androids dream of amazing digital sheep

do different species of bugs hang out.? do they chill out together? do they acknowledge one another as bugs? are they racist?

fagbuela

nice hat

me rn

I was gonna write something about the French president in 1968 but I'm moving de Gaulle posts

(to the tune of Ghost's Year Zero) FELIAL, KITTEMOTH, MEOWZEBUB, CLAWSMODEUS, CATANAS, PURRCIFER

Hey Gen X followers, what the fuck was it with flattening any type of non western music into the category of "world music"

what if Martin Scorsese made films about elaborate scams and legendary criminals and their comeuppances but they weren't set in 20th century America all the time

kemur

Saddam Hussein se ele fosse um Pikmin 🌸——██▅▇██▇▆▅▄▄▄█

Either you write google queries with the grammar and vocabulary of a baroness inquiring for her cultivated butler to enlighten her Or you search with grammar of barbarian warlord who want educated diplomat to explain world to him now There is no in between

i drew assphat valentine (read: Elphelt Valentine) for the guilty gear degens #ggst #GuiltyGear #GuiltyGearStrive

finally did some art here's @sombra-glaze.bsky.social chugging a fat spliff

them: 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 I'm throwing eggs at you 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 egg attack me: 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ I'm forcefemming them faster 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ than you can throw them

girl who pronounces Whack-A-Mole like guacamole

[EXTREMELY LOUD INTERSEX BUZZARD]

she Frank my furt until am Main

fagbuela

80's Pabs in New York: just met this loser from wall street all he talks about is huey lewis and the news, I don't really like em much so I went for his faggy coworker. he took me to dorsia's

posted a selfie on my insta after having uninstalled it six months ago and I got called a fag within minutes pabsitive pabffirmations

Switching from the precautionary 1mg of estradiol a day to the prescribed 2mg call that switching transmissions

I'm done with all the bullshit that was preventing me from doing art But now I have to actually start doing art regularly again and that's gonna be harddddd

transfem communication @pabuela.bsky.social

Somebody at BlueSky needs to ask @why.bsky.team "Why" he still has a job there and fire his dumb, incompetent, catty ass.

yeah that pisses me off the most like grow up—we WANT the site to succeed as a solid SNS. don’t have an account if you don’t want to get yelled at for breaking things

Proud achievement ngl Was it my bio demanding my art not be scraped? Was it me blocking the AI "tools"? Or perhaps me mocking the defense of vibe coding on a website that suffers from it?

coming out publicly today but I'm tired and shy call that a soft launch

out of context sombra dm