Of course I fully prepare @breakaway71.bsky.social for Casey to be shy and a little Stranger Danger for awhile and he makes a damn liar out of me and decides she’s his new best friend Of COURSE. Not even a split second of hesitation. Infuriating.

Hey, New York friends (or New York Visiting Friends), if you haven't stopped by Enoch's on 10th Avenue, I really can't recommend it enough. It's a wonderful little space, much needed in the city. Cafe items and ambience are fantastic. I'm going to have to carve out an Enoch's budget for my wallet.

PvF Try Not To Eat ep with Critical Role? This is the greatest post-work gift I could ask for

I can’t even be mad at catching him red pawded- he has exceptional taste @tjalexandernyc.bsky.social

This object is a legitimate masterpiece of design

Accidentally taught pup to run to me when I whistle. I use a very specific whistle. It hit me this morning that it's the same whistle tone I used for the cat I rescued when I lived in Arizona over a decade ago so he knew it was me.

Me: he doesn’t know any different, he’s a dog Me this morning on my child’s first birthday: yeah we’ll play your favorite games ALL MORNING and do a PHOTO SHOOT.

What did I do to deserve a puppy who was content in his crate until I was ready to get him out, stood patiently while I put puppy boots on (only wore them first time last night) and went to the bathroom right away. And now quietly entertaining himself He’s too good to me

Movie you've watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Star Wars or Trek no Lord of the Rings no Marvel and no Disney animated or Pixar.

Got rec'd Hollow Kingdom via a random Instagram post targeting anyone who was a Warriors kid (me), but somehow I STILL wasn't prepared for being emotionally eviscerated while also laughing out loud. I should have known.

'How much does the aurora borealis weigh?" It's pretty light.

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

*leans against wall Doctor Who style with LiveJournal on the other side*

Taking a break from the sickening tragedy to focus on the beauty for a moment. Rob Reiner achieved something so rare and coveted that artists and entertainers dream of and rarely achieve: cultural permanence. How many times have you made a reference to something going to 11? Shouted "Inconceivable"?

De-lurking with the moment I’ve been waiting months for Pup’s First Snow

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

Massive cheese recall! It’s a lot of shredded cheese sold under store brands so please check carefully. www.allrecipes.com/cheese-recal...

!!!!!!

putting on skull trousers call that pants macabre

BRAK O LANTERN

hey @sunnydobi.bsky.social, what's that notification i see from AO3 in my email. What is that.

Potato leek soup on a rainy day. 🍽️

So that’s it, huh? I’m just supposed to carry on my Sundays without My Magic Prophecy? That’s legal?

Grateful Dead. Nothing else. (He's also going to try and make me sing along)

I've officially removed all my Broadway magnets from my fridge in order to find a better, cleaner way to display them. It has nothing at all to do with the fact that my dog recently decided he's a HUGE Broadway fan & enjoys stealing magnets off the fridge the second he's unsupervised.

There is a cure for buffetphobia, but first you’ve got to want to help yourself.

It feels like it's been so long since I've felt this giddy about a show. #MyMagicProphecy really does tick all the boxes (Please don't let me down)

Something we can hopefully all agree on:

doctor: your blood pressure is a little high me: [alive in the year 2025] well that’s weird

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

Genuinely didn’t know it was AnimeNYC weekend until I looked out the window at work and realized “Oh, it’s AnimeNYC”

When you’re getting The Surgery tomorrow and your owner wants you to get acclimated to new fashion attire in advance

Opened the window for some fresh air and realized we hadn’t done our “window time” in awhile. Kind of emotional about it.

I'm writing a LotR spin-off romance series about a bunch of southern Ents, all Palm tree based given the climate. Anyway it's a real Fronds to Lovers type tale.

i think brainstorming little aus with friends that match your freak is some of the most fun you can have actually

They should invent a website that keeps you logged in

While waiting for pup's training class yesterday, the previous class lets out and a dog that used to be a regular at my job comes out. I called out to confirm if that was the dog, and the owner LIT UP and immediately came over. I haven't seen this dog in almost 2 years.

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RIP to Charan finding any peace in painting. It was a good run. #TheNextPrince #TheNextPrinceEp10

A very happy long weekend to me

as a child I thought it was wildly unrealistic that Sims would immediately give up on all their goals and dreams if a single dirty plate was left on the ground but now that I’m an adult I understand that that was the most realistic part of the game

Getting my hair done and they offered me tea and cookies. They pulled out the Royal Dansk. I laughed it off. There were actual cookies inside.

This is the show

why finish writing anything when i can just start something else?

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

I guess CHEF'S CHOICE is part of the @bookshop.org sale? Why don't publishers ever tell me when my titles are involved in promos 😂 If you've been meaning to pick up book 2 in the Chef's duology... Get 20% off with code PRIDE25

Finally got to see #BoopTheMusical yesterday, and I keep thinking "Boop is Broadway." It's everything I love. It was clever, it was creative, it had so much heart, it was funny, it commented on current issues, the TALENT. It worked off an existing source but was still so unique!

Being the bodyguard (owner) of a global superstar (a four month old puppy) out in public is exhausting work. Thankfully, I get paid well (kisses).