Any friends playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure? This is adorable and I'm burned out on Animal Crossing. This is scratching that itch, and then some.

Miles and I are walking to work. Miles: Hey Ri! Looks to me like I've got all the horses! Ri: Hey Miles! Looks like you're on the wrong side of the road!

Relistening to this gem of radio comedy.

Hey friends! Is anyone planning on Minnesota Renaissance Festival this year who wouldn't mind me tagging along? I'll chip in on gas and stuff!

Recent double feature ideas: Cannibal! The Musical; Hundreds of Beavers! Muppets Take Manhattan; Jason Takes Manhattan

ICYMI: Here’s what’s really important. Not two billionaire babies bickering.

Trump Escalates Musk Feud By Nuking Mars

Two Dick Tracy villains slapping each other's big head around.

That’s right

www.facebook.com/share/p/167d... Hey! I did a thing! Thanks to my friend Sean for having me to share my favorite game!

Oops 😬

Someone took my coffee creamer from the break room fridge. Here's my new one.

Got an extra cuddly work buddy today.

I’m at the constitutional crisis I’m at the trade war I’m at the combination constitutional crisis and trade war

Cozy LGBTQ+ fantasy can be a whole subgenre. Please? This was delightful.

Guys, we got a visit from QAnon at work. This lady gestured to our Redbox which hasn't been updated in some time. "You know why those are all old movies? Because Hollywood is over, all arrested, the deep state kabal..." I still have 2 1/2 hours until I can go home.

This is not a drill! And *this* is not drill. Neither is this. None of these things are drills. What an awful tool shed.

More than I've ever felt, Hasa Diga Eebowai.

The film makers are such nerds.

I just realized how tense I have felt since I woke up. So this is your reminder to relax your shoulders, unclench your jaw, and take some deep breaths. Take care of yourself. Put your own mask on before assisting another passenger.

DO NOT DISCLOSE ANYTHING.

I fucking hate TERFs and they aren't welcome in my spaces. Repost if you also hate TERFs.

Fearless

BEANS

Just two snow pups in a winter wonderland ~ 💕❄️💕 #dog #dogphoto #dogvideo #pupsinsnow #snowdogs #dogs #puppies #pupplay

Pros: Cats make great armrests. Cons: I'm stuck here.

Always. Punch. Na*is.

idiots #sonadow #knuxouge

More imperative than ever: don’t cross picket lines

if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again

Over $56,000 raised for the Humane Society during our Puppy and Kitten Inauguration so far to help animals affected by the LA fires! Come join us:

Apparently, Pornhub has changed its name.

JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts theonion.com/jd-vanc...

Never. Forget.

Good boy.

The fact that there is a Sonic Boom episode that is a parody of Misery just... I'm so happy.

What's the food equivalent of butt stuff?

Got my work buddy.

make your weird art because no one else will, ok? make it loud and weird and be unabashed about it

He’s still a sexist. He’s still a predator. He’s still an angry drunk. He’s still a dangerous pick for Secretary of Defense. youtu.be/Q4Es-IDBDao?...

I been enjoying Marvel rivals so I drew my boy Jeff! #marvelrivals

I'm playing Sonic Adventure 2 for the first time in years and realized in the Sonic 3 movie, Sonic complaining about there being no food or movies on the GUN flight is a direct reference to the beginning of the game. <3

Boots up but won't read discs. I'm hoping I don't need to replace anything.