It's no longer left versus right or even Democrat versus Republican. It’s now democracy versus oligarchy. Freedom versus dictatorship. Right versus wrong. Millions hit the streets this weekend in solidarity with each other and to affirm the foundations of the common good.

No, we don't want "free" healthcare. We want universal healthcare paid for by our taxes that covers everyone and leaves no one bankrupted and sick. This isn’t difficult to comprehend.

In prison, snitches get stitches. But there should be other rhyming punishments too: -No online shopping for anyone eavesdropping -Snoring at night? In your breakfast omlette, you'll find only egg white -Keep your cell clean or no dressing up for Halloween -No fresh pears for those who use swears

Love this

Suggestion to Sir Michael— start every post with these 5 words. It will save us all some thinking time.

WARNING: Local youths in the park are offering to verify people's Instagram account for €150. DO NOT PURCHASE. After I paid, I gave them my phone for the verification process but when they gave it back, they had changed my username to “AVerifiedDork”. I AM 99% CERTAIN IT IS NOT A LEGITIMATE BUSINESS

Congratulations Seattle Mariners! You’re goin’ home up 2! 💫

“No, Speaker Johnson — the No Kings rally on October 18 is not a hate America rally. In fact, it’s quite the contrary: It’s a love America rally.” #NoKings

My favorite part of baseball is when the manager goes to the mound to tell the pitcher he loves him

Congratulation Seattle Mariners!!!💃🏆

A former teacher of mine once told me that there are no stupid or unnecessary questions and I carry those words of wisdom with me every day online

Enough is enough.

Finally! (Almost) the only news you can trust!

We believe healthcare is a right for every American. But starting today, millions of people will be notified that they are being priced out of their insurance thanks to Republican policies. Enough is enough. The GOP may shut down the government, but we will stand tall for YOU.

if they don’t have an entire troop of chimps carry Jane Goodalls banana themed casket then what are we even doing

If he means helping Trump get elected I’m with him.

There's a lot of conspiracy theories about why Kieran Culkin looks so much taller in Succession than he does in Home Alone. Some say camera angles, others say CGI or a secret doppelganger and I respect those views. But, for me, it's more likely down to a simple case of good old-fashioned witchcraft.

The full 28-minute Jimmy Kimmel monologue. Please share.

Rep. Melanie Stansbury: #epstein #acosta #maxwell #pedofuhrer

My one criticism of Premier League footballers? The lack of imagination when exchanging souvenirs after games. They only ever swap shirts. Show some imagination, guys. Give your opponent a gift voucher for a local butcher shop. Learn woodworking and carve them a lovely doorstop. Show them you care ❤️

Never forget the time I had to contact my local costume shop on Facebook. The last-minute hospital pass by David to Sonya is exquisite.

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

We would like to thank Larry the otter for running our pilates classes while Gavin was busy bedazzling the cougar exhibit.

This is how you do it when you’re brave enough to protect those who chose you.

The riskiest of predictions from the bravest of men.

My performance evaluation for the captain of the Titanic

I conducted a survey asking people to name the worst thing about modern society. To my surprise, absolutely none of them said that traffic lights are too boring. But I still went ahead and devised a solution to the problem anyway

Eastern Grey Squirrel Breakfast on the branch...

They destroyed an entire website just to silence me but I will NEVER stop posting

Hi friends, I’m sure like me you are glad to be rid of twitter, but one account I did miss and I’m sure you all know because I believe he won twit of the year is @sirmichael.bsky.social, well he is here so you can keep on enjoying this wonderful yet silly man.

I don't want to start a thing so I'll just say that there will never be a good argument for privatizing USPS. That would be like privatizing libraries. The aim of services isn't to be run for profit, they are for serving the greater good, which USPS has been extremely successful at.

It's pretty fascinating to see how horses have evolved over time, imo

The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it. ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures. Losers with power become the most dangerous kind. (c/o Caroline Codsi)

The stories are here! The stories are here! The Heartwarming Stories for Children are finally here!

If I had been asked to proofread "She Loves You" by The Beatles

His best idea this millennium!

Social Security's 90th Anniversary is a reminder of its promise: work hard, pay in, and you can retire with dignity. We must fight to protect and improve Social Security, not privatize it or make it harder for seniors to access.

'fritatta' is my favorite breakfast order that sounds like not wearing a bra

We knew it then, they were the good old days.

Jayne Converse @jayneconverse3.bsky.social

Let’s all pretend this is helpful.

It's funny how we say "a bug hit my windshield" when we are the ones going 70mph. I'll bet the bug's family describes it differently.

Today's jobs report shows what many Americans already knew: despite record highs in the stock market, the “economy” is not working for ordinary people. Rather than accept reality & try to address it, Trump chooses to fire the bearers of bad news. This is what authoritarians do.

Phil Scott, Republican governor of Vermont, refused Secretary of Defense Hegseth’s request from the Pentagon to activate the Vermont National Guard to assist ICE in federal immigration enforcement activities. Go Phil!❤️

Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

Here's a handy how-to guide I made for anyone who wants to calculate their monthly expenses more easily

The moon is very important. Whenever it's full we bare our br**sts and run, howling, through the woods. It's an integral part of being a lady.

When thinking of the horrors of the Holocaust, i used to think, if photo had been widespread back then. If the world had fully understood was being done to people, they would surely have ended it immediately. But we cant think that any longer. We see the photos. We know. We don’t stop it