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Sir Michael
4 days ago
If I was the manager of a hotel, I'd offer visitors an extensive range of Do Not Disturb door signs which include exceptions for very specific occasions
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Viz Comic
15 days ago
subscriptions >>>
shop.viz.co.uk/viz351bs
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Sir Michael
29 days ago
One thing I'm vehemently opposed to is replacing the number 4 button on ATM keypads with a button for the strawberry emoji. I just think that, given the costs involved and the fact that most people's PINs don't contain the strawberry emoji, it wouldn't be worth the upheaval.
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I'm a genius, apparently...
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29 days ago
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Very pleasant evening in the front row of a Horne Section show. Lots of laughs and general silliness.
about 1 month ago
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, my crossword is broken!!
about 2 months ago
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Sir Michael
about 2 months ago
Timesaving tip for any other filing cabinet enthusiasts out there: If you're checking out pictures of filing cabinet on Google image search, don't bother scrolling past the 6,508th image. The filing cabinets pictured after that aren't as good, imo 👎
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Sir Michael
2 months ago
It's hard for us to appreciate the true scale of Mount Everest. So to put it in a context that we can all understand, here's a comparison chart showing the height of Mount Everest alongside other tall things
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Sir Michael
2 months ago
WARNING: Local youths in the park are offering to verify people's Instagram account for €150. DO NOT PURCHASE. After I paid, I gave them my phone for the verification process but when they gave it back, they had changed my username to “AVerifiedDork”. I AM 99% CERTAIN IT IS NOT A LEGITIMATE BUSINESS
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Thomas Hansen
3 months ago
The famous guitar riff for Guns N' Roses' "Sweet Child o' Mine" originated from a "circus melody" warm-up played by guitarist Slash during a 1986 jam session. While Slash played the riff in a joking manner, bandmate Izzy Stradlin recognized its potential, and the band built the song around it.
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Sir Michael
3 months ago
US fan behaviour at the Ryder Cup is being criticised so here are some milder insults to yell at rival golfers: - "You don't always safely eject USB devices” - “You wrote a blog post claiming the final Game of Thrones season was very satisfying" - “You know little about Ottoman Empire trade routes"
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Sir Michael
3 months ago
The question I get asked most frequently is, "Michael, what is your opinion of the Wikipedia page on doors?" Well, here are my full and honest thoughts
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Sir Michael
3 months ago
My one criticism of Premier League footballers? The lack of imagination when exchanging souvenirs after games. They only ever swap shirts. Show some imagination, guys. Give your opponent a gift voucher for a local butcher shop. Learn woodworking and carve them a lovely doorstop. Show them you care ❤️
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Sir Michael
3 months ago
Never forget the time I had to contact my local costume shop on Facebook. The last-minute hospital pass by David to Sonya is exquisite.
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Brian Bilston
3 months ago
Here’s a poem called ‘English Roundabouts’.
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Sir Michael
3 months ago
My performance evaluation for the captain of the Titanic
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Village Times
3 months ago
It's OK to not be OK. You might not want to talk about to friends but there is help out there...
www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-h...
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If you're having a difficult time
What to do if you're struggling with how it feelings to live right now. Read more about how we can help you.
https://www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help/if-youre-having-difficult-time/
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Sir Michael
3 months ago
Always take proactive action when you see an ad for a job that isn't right for you. It saves a lot of potential awkwardness.
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You can't tell me I don't know a bargain when I see one 👍🏻
3 months ago
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Sir Michael
4 months ago
It's pretty fascinating to see how horses have evolved over time, imo
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Sir Michael
4 months ago
Most people believe the actors improvised the opening scene in Saving Private Ryan but movie buffs like me know that's not fully accurate. Yes, the dialogue was improvised (as it is in most films) but much of the action was likely pre-planned with some actors even being told beforehand what to do.
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Mr Nimmo
4 months ago
HEY JUDE
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Sir Michael
4 months ago
Some people don't even know the basic facts about our home solo system. Here's everything you need to know
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Sir Michael
4 months ago
The publishing industry is in decline. Some say it's because of changing market dynamics. Others say it's because of technological disruptions. But the truth is it's because they refuse to publish my lovely book of Heartwarming Stories for Children.
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@sirmichael.bsky.social
are you heading to Irvine at all?
#LadderHamInDisguise
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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A greasy pole, ham and barbed wire - Irvine's unique challenge
The greasy pole event in Irvine dates back more than 100 years and is a key part of the area's Marymass festival.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn5e3qrl2yxo
4 months ago
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Sir Michael
4 months ago
Excited to announce that I have decided to become an events coordinator. My first event is scheduled for tomorrow afternoon 🤞
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Sir Michael
5 months ago
For centuries, people have wondered if water is a good or bad thing. Now, thanks to data, we can finally make a definitive assessment
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Well, bugger tits. Can anybody lend me some sun cream?
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5 months ago
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Sir Michael
5 months ago
For anyone who needs to know how to rename a file, here's my handy how-to guide. Hope this is helpful 🤞
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Oh girls. Well done!! And against 12 players too.
5 months ago
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Oh bugger. Don't like this bit.
5 months ago
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Oh Girls, well done ⚽🏴
5 months ago
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Sir Michael
5 months ago
Learned some interesting information in the sports group chat this evening
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Oh Girls, well done 🏴⚽
5 months ago
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Sir Michael
5 months ago
To all the doubters who say that I don't have a girlfriend and have never done k*ssings with a lady, how do you explain this authentic love letter I've just received from an old flame?
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I'm gonna start with the sun...
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5 months ago
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Sir Michael
5 months ago
Think Alcaraz and Sinner are new to the game of tennis? Well, think again because you don't reach the Wimbledon final without several weeks of training. These guys bought tennis rackets sometime in the spring and they've been busily learning how to hit the ball 5+ hours a week ever since
#Dedication
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@slacko.bsky.social
I've had a bit of a random thought. What if
@sirmichael.bsky.social
isn't actually a person? What if he's AI and we've all been hoodwinked?
5 months ago
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Mary Bartram
5 months ago
Good Afternoon. Week 8 of our 52 Week Challenge. Topical one this week. Following the Salt Path debacle what is the biggest fib you have ever been told that you actually believed?
#challenge52
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Sir Michael
5 months ago
The world is a stressful place so I thought it would be nice to post some soothing music to help people relax and get to sleep. Sweet dreams!
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As long as it's bringing pleasure to someone I'll take it as a win...
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6 months ago
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Sir Michael
6 months ago
Want to return to a website you've visited previously? No problem. Simply "bookmark" it following my handy guide. You don't even need to be a techie like me 🤓
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All of them? I've made loads!
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6 months ago
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Sir Michael
6 months ago
In 2022, I applied for a job that had been advertised in 2014. I didn't get it :(
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Sir Michael
6 months ago
Disastrous day on the Omelette Fans forum. Some troll posted a blurry pic of an "omelette" so I commented, “Nice omelette. Enjoy!” Later found out it was actually a fritatta and I'm now the laughing stock of the community. Eight long-time fans have already unsubscribed from my omelette newsletter :(
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Saw Texas play at the Eden Project last night. Lovely little venue. And Sharleen Spiteri, my god, what a voice.
6 months ago
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Sir Michael
7 months ago
Don't have a podcast but want to start one? No problem. Here are my suggestions for podcasts that don't exist but definitely should. I look forward to listening 👍
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@nimmo1492.bsky.social
does this mean I'm going to say "42" in a silly voice?
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7 months ago
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John Rivers
7 months ago
"I've got a brand new content harvester"
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Sir Michael
7 months ago
If I was a Premier League footballer, summer would be my most profitable time of year. With no matches to play, I'd have time to top up my salary with a part-time job. Maybe cleaning windows or caddying at a local golf club. When I met up with my teammates again they'd be so jealous of my extra €375
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