Core memory unlocked.

UK supermarkets, every December:

Kevin Nash and Mick Foley are the real ones.

Posting this just made me remember something and I’m angry with myself bc I should have said this sooner I have a lot used for testing that ends up not being used, and I have this Xbox adaptive controller and the full kit. Happy to ship it to any gamer who HAS THE NEED for the full controller

@sirmichael.bsky.social Will there be an extraordinary meeting of the John Cena Fan Club to discuss his retirement tonight?

The thing that always gets me about these stories is that the parents seem to honestly believe they *own* their children. Then when their children grow up, they're absolutely baffled as to why those kids want nothing to do with them anymore.

Cool, won't be watching Eurovision this time around then.

Quite happy to take a point at Anfield #SunderlandAFC #SAFC

Who needs a fir tree when you have a pine cone?

They need to make the instant dance the new Strictly format. That was so entertaining! #bbcstrictly

Til the end! 🐈‍⬛ #SunderlandAFC

We’re just normal men

Please re-release in theatres next year Please re-release in theatres next year Please re-release in theatres next year 🖖🙏🤞

Ah fuck, snow. I hope I can actually get out of my street so I can get to work.

Absolutely no excuse for fucking fireworks at this time. Fucking arseholes.

Bluesky app stop kicking me out and making me log back in randomly challenge (level: impossible)

oh fascinating is that at all linked to you union busting the people who made the game possible, at all, or

Nooooooooo Joe!!!!!!!!!!!

If this government was serious about "smashing gangs" they would be making it safer and simpler for people to reach the UK, instead they have closed existing "safe routes", ensure claims were processed properly, and strengthened protections for trafficking victims, which they have weakened instead.

Really sucks to have PTSD this time of the year. Like, mega-fucking-sucks.

Tonight it's Cher's time to shine.

Honestly could not have even dared to dream of this kind of start to the season. #sunderland #blackcats

Shit, anyone got a spare sun I can borrow?

I don't like to brag but I do think our cat Jim is probably better at stretching than virtually any other cat in Britain.

Damn, I had other plans for my week off work.

Replace any word in a Star Trek title with "knob." Spock's Knob

Timeline cleanser 🐈

From this week’s Beano.

Well don't I feel stupid

Everyone: "The 3 promoted teams will all just go straight back down again" Wolverhampton Wanderers: "Hold my beer"

Zach Polanski, "We can stop the small boats criss. We could have safe and legal routes" "This is a manufactured crisis by the Conservative government and now the Labour government" "There is a sense the country is broken. And they're right" "Answer is not to blame migrants or asylum seekers"

Jules, this is Brian. Listen, I'm on an airplane that's been hijacked. If things don't go well, and it's not looking good, I just want you to know I absolutely love you. I want you to do good, go have good times. Same to my parents and everybody, and I just totally love you, and I'll see you when ..

@sirmichael.bsky.social you have once again been found by Facebook content mills. At least they didn't hide your name.

This might be the wine talking but HOLY SHIT THERE'S GOING TO BE STAR TREK LEGO

The fact that the two new presenters of Masterchef are women is the biggest "fuck you" possible to Greggggg possible, and I love it.

It's OK to not be OK. You might not want to talk about to friends but there is help out there... www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-h...

Slightly diminish a book. To Injure A Mockingbird

@hadenoughnow.bsky.social Do I really need *both* kidneys? AND a spleen?

Merry Christmas everyone!

Somebody to Love...no, wait, Show Must Go On...no, wait, Hammer To Fall...no, wait...shit this is hard.

Today is my birthday, and my amazing partner @hadenoughnow.bsky.social has given me a record player, one of my favourite albums on vinyl, the first Discworld book (because I'd mentioned that I'd been meaning to get into Terry Pratchett but wasn't sure where to begin), some booze, and a snaccident.

It's my birthday today, and all I ask for is for *The Thing* to happen over in the USA.

Outstanding work by Reach PLC in making their one and only business function completely unusable.

HEY JUDE

It's going to be so funny watching Man U get relegated

2-0 up on our first match back in the Premier League. Am I dreaming? #SunderlandAFC

BB Guns N Roses