Mr Nimmo
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Star Trek fan, He/him, Yucker of Yums
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Stephen Collins
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Shit, anyone got a spare sun I can borrow?
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Tom Cox
13 days ago
I don't like to brag but I do think our cat Jim is probably better at stretching than virtually any other cat in Britain.
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Damn, I had other plans for my week off work.
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17 days ago
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Replace any word in a Star Trek title with "knob." Spock's Knob
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22 days ago
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Steve π³οΈβππ¬π§
26 days ago
Timeline cleanser π
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Malcolm Furnass
about 2 months ago
From this weekβs Beano.
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Glen
26 days ago
Well don't I feel stupid
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Everyone: "The 3 promoted teams will all just go straight back down again" Wolverhampton Wanderers: "Hold my beer"
about 1 month ago
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Farrukh
about 1 month ago
Zach Polanski, "We can stop the small boats criss. We could have safe and legal routes" "This is a manufactured crisis by the Conservative government and now the Labour government" "There is a sense the country is broken. And they're right" "Answer is not to blame migrants or asylum seekers"
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Molly Jong-Fast
about 1 month ago
Jules, this is Brian. Listen, I'm on an airplane that's been hijacked. If things don't go well, and it's not looking good, I just want you to know I absolutely love you. I want you to do good, go have good times. Same to my parents and everybody, and I just totally love you, and I'll see you when ..
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@sirmichael.bsky.social
you have once again been found by Facebook content mills. At least they didn't hide your name.
about 1 month ago
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This might be the wine talking but HOLY SHIT THERE'S GOING TO BE STAR TREK LEGO
about 1 month ago
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The fact that the two new presenters of Masterchef are women is the biggest "fuck you" possible to Greggggg possible, and I love it.
about 1 month ago
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Village Times
about 1 month ago
It's OK to not be OK. You might not want to talk about to friends but there is help out there...
www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-h...
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If you're having a difficult time
What to do if you're struggling with how it feelings to live right now. Read more about how we can help you.
https://www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help/if-youre-having-difficult-time/
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Slightly diminish a book. To Injure A Mockingbird
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about 1 month ago
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@hadenoughnow.bsky.social
Do I really need *both* kidneys? AND a spleen?
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about 1 month ago
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Merry Christmas everyone!
about 2 months ago
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Somebody to Love...no, wait, Show Must Go On...no, wait, Hammer To Fall...no, wait...shit this is hard.
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about 2 months ago
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Today is my birthday, and my amazing partner
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has given me a record player, one of my favourite albums on vinyl, the first Discworld book (because I'd mentioned that I'd been meaning to get into Terry Pratchett but wasn't sure where to begin), some booze, and a snaccident.
about 2 months ago
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It's my birthday today, and all I ask for is for *The Thing* to happen over in the USA.
about 2 months ago
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Outstanding work by Reach PLC in making their one and only business function completely unusable.
about 2 months ago
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HEY JUDE
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about 2 months ago
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It's going to be so funny watching Man U get relegated
about 2 months ago
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2-0 up on our first match back in the Premier League. Am I dreaming?
#SunderlandAFC
2 months ago
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BB Guns N Roses
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2 months ago
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Listening to Tchaikovsky on a record player, while drinking a coffee. I think I may have found personal peace, at least for a little while.
3 months ago
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Ian King
3 months ago
If Hannah Hampton has no depth perception, my helpful suggestion for the men's team is that they poke one of Jordan Pickford's eyes out.
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CHLOE FUCKING KELLY!!!!!!!!
3 months ago
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Hannah Hampton is incredible!
3 months ago
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Waiting for the ref to decide that one didn't count too
3 months ago
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#euros
3 months ago
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Oh bollocks
3 months ago
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Lara 'Challah Black Girl' M
3 months ago
Imagine you are Michelle Agyemang, 19. You got the team into the final. You are elated. You did that. You wake up and see the nation's joy. *You* played a major part in creating that. You read the head of state's well wishes, smiling. You see you are not in their chosen picture.
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Aston Villa need to rename the North Stand at Villa Park (where the BTTB stage was, and therefore where Ozzy gave his final farewell) to the Ozzy Osbourne Stand.
3 months ago
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Why has it taken this long to bring Agyemang on? We'd have at least 2 goals if she'd been on earlier.
3 months ago
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Rebecca Watson
3 months ago
Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
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He was rocking right until the end. Farewell to a genuine legend and trailblazer.
3 months ago
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George Takei
3 months ago
When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.
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Get in!
3 months ago
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Fuck
3 months ago
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Oh that was sloppy. Bugger.
3 months ago
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Bring back Lloyd Grossman, I say.
3 months ago
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This feels like unnecessarily aggressive branding for fruit flavoured water.
3 months ago
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Age verification? The first computer games I ever played took 10 minutes to load from a compact cassette tape, and sounded like R2D2 being tortured while they loaded. And in many cases, while playing them too.
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Sheila the Thief
4 months ago
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DMA statement - Durham Miners Gala and Reform UK
Reform UK have chosen to criticise us publicly for not inviting them to the Gala. They obviously donβt understand how this works, so we will explain...
https://www.durhamminers.org/statement_durham_miners_gala_and_reform_uk
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France are all over us here. They've sussed every move before we even make it. This is clearly not the same Lioness team that won the last Euros.
4 months ago
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Bary Garlow and the Cursed Gloryhole
4 months ago
EDL have actually killed an MP but they're not banned
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pickwick
4 months ago
just so tired of living in a country where racists are platformed on every news programme, but musicians being nasty about a literal army committing literal genocide is beyond the pale
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