Miss Bleeding Heart, AKA. Alabama Song.

Call me a Clown the way I'm the Big Top. (Gets shot)

"DAMN THESE RESIDENTS ARE EVIL" -Leon Kennedy, probably.

Motorcycles and cigarettes are both similar in the fact that they are dangerous and must be avoided at all costs but have the downside of making gay dudes look really, really cool.

Alabama Song, AKA Miss Bleeding Heart.

As a society, we need to stop referring to Ted Levine as the Buffalo Bill guy and start referring to him as Tony Shalhoub's work husband.

Funny Numbers xkcd.com/3184/

Give 'em the Old Hellbilly Deluxe. El Donovan, Age 43!

lol there's a shirt at work that says "literally just a girl", which I considered getting before I realized that I should instead look for a shirt that says "literally just three girls and one boy" lol

Die Hard Plot in a Nutshell John McClaine: I'm sorry women. (Breaks all his bones) Merry Xmas, Folks!

Everyone's favorite Witchy Rockabilly, El Donovan! (Age 30 here)

Made a cake in the shape of a friend this xmas eve.

I regret to inform you all that Harry Melling is my exact type in white boys.

"Don't hand me no lines, and keep your hands to yourself." (This Witch is named Georgia Satellites)

I don't care if his Odyssey was good or not the way he choked Bart was child abuse

Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy

This bird witch is named Georgia Satellites (from the song Hands to Yourself). A collaborative effort with my boy @pjthetoonaddict.bsky.social

I drew this picture in Paint some time back to describe what my sleep paralysis demon looked like. It's a shoddy drawing and I'm clearly not a visual artist by any definition, but it's far more respectable than AI slop.

My eternal hear me out is any dude who can beat the shit out of Jake Paul.

I may have a slice of cheese.

Wife wants wonton soup for dinner, but making wontons from scratch takes too long. I'm just going to use pizza rolls.

Anyway, I would like to cease living within a Punisher comic. Thank you.

Informed consent is the compromise. Justice would be over the counter HRT.

Trans kids deserve better than a bunch of adults who can't be bothered to give a shit.

I was familiar with it before but actually sitting down to read Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is like discovering a new primary color. A bunch of Tom of Finland guys named, like, Grand Funk Railroad and Kiss Alive saying shit like "You actually thought decapitating me would slow me down? Foolish child."

MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok

Thank you for your service, Mr. Lashley.

.... Hear me out (Gets shot by Bill Murray)

KIRBY'S AVALANCHE COMPILE/BANPRESTO 1995 SNES

One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast.

It took me a minute to realize you were talking about a game and I got concerned about you roundhouse kicking some orphans.

I witnessed a clown funeral at Monsters Show for Monsters yesterday.

I mixed a monster coffee with my morning cup because FUCK IT HAHAHAHA

NOM

He loves his giant bird girlfriend.

Finally posted these 3 pose studies of the monster-hunting witch himself, El Donovan!

This handsome fella got to meet Santa at the Cheerful as Heck event! (And I did too) @heckhouse.bsky.social

Trans people are beautiful 🩵🤍🩷 and I love us

when you accept the wrong Discord invite

More WIPS of this slutty, slutty fella.

Pose studies are fun

(Invader Zim Character Voice): EVERYONE GET OUT THE FUCKIN WAY I'M MAKIN BROWNES

just bought one of these. its so OVER for the pancake man!

@eronigig.bsky.social Vic is more of the DC guy but I just HAD to:

I love bats :3 such skrunkly goobers

Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful

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they're abyss Doritos because they turn your shit into the abyss.