I can't bring up Jasmine and not acknowledge the existence of her big brother James, so... to complete the set... [ #art #oc #ocsky ]

And now, an update from our Tokyo correspondent! 🤔

I hate the Joker but I can and will cosplay the FUCK outta this.

yeah.......

A pair of happy hammerhead sharks (ca. 1735 Edo period Japan)

Motorcycles and cigarettes are both similar in the fact that they are dangerous and must be avoided at all costs but have the downside of making gay dudes look really, really cool.

They found the butts on Monday morning. Fifteen butts. Good butts, not garbage butts. Perching on the chain-link fence outside the 7/11. No note. No explanation. Just butts lined up like ghosts waiting for bodies. Principal Morris freaked out. Called the butt police. "Could be stolen butts"

Alabama Song, AKA Miss Bleeding Heart.

As a society, we need to stop referring to Ted Levine as the Buffalo Bill guy and start referring to him as Tony Shalhoub's work husband.

DC comics is so funny cuz you'll see comments like this on Youtube and Twitter and the character in question is a talking worm from a children's comic book

not pictured: the ace lesbian bunny and the horny bisexual lamia

The lyric "let's make a porn and watch it on VCR" is inspired because not only is it horny, but it also leaves the door open to analog horror porn

Dude I had no idea they were this big imagine this running down the street at you top speed

teletubbies should have hooped instead of worshipping the sun baby cause they tall as hell

You can hate wolves but a wolf will never hate you. That’s the difference. In the hearts of men there is room for darkness yet in the heart of a wolf there is none.

thank you for creating my gorgeous son

Always repost Big Challenges

Die Hard Plot in a Nutshell John McClaine: I'm sorry women. (Breaks all his bones) Merry Xmas, Folks!

It crimmus 🎄 [ #cuteart #illustration ]

Season 2 Episode 30 - Frame 1104 out of 2703

And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, but was relaunched in Ultimate Tiny Tim #1, which takes place after Amazing Tiny Tim #332 and All-New Tiny Tim #200, and don’t forget to read the Scrooge / David Copperfield / Great Expectations crossover event minis otherwise the Miss Havisham bit won’t make sense

Pip and I are staying in the basement while visiting. Niecepup Molly is upstairs, so I brought her some turkey.

THE THING HAPPENED

Everyone's favorite Witchy Rockabilly, El Donovan! (Age 30 here)

Made a cake in the shape of a friend this xmas eve.

Don't talk to me until I've had my morning Monster.

Good morning and Merry Christmas Eve!

Happy and Cozy Solstice! Some say the Great Chicken of Night and the Great Chicken of Day battle for dominance each solstice but they are friends actually, sharing the same perch.

muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)

"Don't hand me no lines, and keep your hands to yourself." (This Witch is named Georgia Satellites)

I'd prefer an X-Men adaptation where Storm is the one Wolverine is pining for instead of Jean Grey. Mainly because I want Scott to be happy, but also Wolvie and Storm work well in terms of age as well as power level. Plus the added bonus of Logan being pissy he lost her to the KING of WAKANDA lol

If you see this, share a redhead.

David and I typically cofront to make comics, with my tackling the writing/ideas and him doing the drawing. During the times he takes the creative lead (like in the Blue Fedora) I tend to become more like the editor and try to flesh out his design choices. Anyway, system things lol.

Living the dream (I am too sick to move around much).

Columbo loves Clyborne. Clyborne loves dogs.

Two weeks ago, I bought my Silkie chicken, Lady Marmalade, a friend. When I asked about her, they said she’s 'show quality', hence the $100 price tag. Behold my $100 show quality Silkie 🤣

#DailySketch: Victor #illustration #drawing #art

I witnessed a clown funeral at Monsters Show for Monsters yesterday.

Finally posted these 3 pose studies of the monster-hunting witch himself, El Donovan!

an absolutely gorgeous woman made me tea this morning (it’s me, i’m the gorgeous woman and i made myself some tea)

This handsome fella got to meet Santa at the Cheerful as Heck event! (And I did too) @heckhouse.bsky.social

REV UP THE YURI ENGINE

Lmfao? (In employee bathroom at my work)

Make a call and see if you can summon the creature that left it.

I accidentally killed the grinch and now I’m growing green fur all over my body

One fun thing is, since that guy made his page, a small number of these things HAVE since been photographed! Like this extremely rare rat that we almost didn't discover because we've only ever found three of these ever en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red-cre...

A dachshund is an exceptionally dog-shaped cat.