Anyone know any geese?

"You're thinking of this place all wrong. As if I had the Bonk out back in a safe. The Bonk is not here. Your Bonk is in Joe's computer... and in the Kennedy phone, and Mrs. Maitland's steam deck, and a hundred others"

Don't forget Velma's EXTREMELY obvious lust for Coco Diablo this shit ain't subtext this shit ain't even text this shit, like darkseid, simply IS www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-G1...

My TA in English 101 had a Ford Maddox Ford button on his lapel and I got a D on my first paper and it was COVERED in red ink. This, after having received a grade so high on the final, my Grade 12 English teacher marked everyone’s essay against mine. And who the fuck is Ford Maddox Ford anyways.

new Patti LaBelle absolute classic

So the Venezuela earthquake outcome seems so similar to the Turkey earthquake outcome in 2023 with shoddy materials, pancaked buildings, bad foundations. And behold: “The state had hired a Turkish company, Summa, to build the complex.”

Did you know that Metro Vancouver is one of the only regions in North America without a low-income transit pass?

Mark Carney promises to take climate change seriously once every other problem on Earth is solved

This! What a shit show is the frankensmurf that is Rogers-Shaw. Imagine their basic App doesn’t work for thousands of people. They wouldn’t give me access to the household account in my ex’s name and I have to replace all equip in the house and pay to start a new account. No free cable. WTF.

I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"

Made these in my little print shop, do not know what they are. #ArtSky #PrintSky

I feel like we have our very own Skeets McGee Meme running in October this year for the municipal election in #NewWest.

An old high school sleeping injury has been coming back to haunt me.

So how many techbros does it take to form a complete sentence in any language?

T-shirts are an important medium.

Oooh this is a good one heh heh 😈

Had my first art show last night and wow was it fun! 🤩 #ArtSky #SciArt

Crying, this is so lovely. Congratulations @gurdeep.ca. ❤️

Hey #men on my feed, what say you about these thoughts from another man on marriage and #menopause? Women in mid- to late-life are often not feeling all sexy, but hubby needs sex. Are the only options: - extramarital affairs - forced sex - divorce

3 days until the Canada-wide protest against AI data centres on June 27th! At least 13 cities will be participating! #canada #cdnpoli #NoAI #BigTech #DataCentres #vancouver #victoria #edmonton #calgary #GrandPrairie #RedDeer #regina #MooseJaw #hamilton #toronto #halifax #lorneville

Arguing with my dog about her barking, but she always has to get the last woo.

Dear Lord, I ate too much #raspberries, deliver me from hiffus piffus of the ahole in the 'morn.

The largest cold storage facility on earth has been on fire for 5 days. It smells like burnt plastic. :( Sorry world cup tourists.

Dying rn BOMBOCLAAAAATTT youtube.com/shorts/UVICS...

RFK Jr. Recommends Drinking Anything That Comes Out Of Cow https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-recommends-drinking-anything-that-comes-out-of-cow/

I just saw the words “Occupy Iran” and I have rarely cry-laughed so hard. America is so fuckd up.

Oh my god you guyz the #NewWest trolls are legit the most embarrassing people. I feel sad for them, they are such losers. 🙄

Me: its time to open up this pit! Construction Contractor: please, no

Today is the Summer Indigenous Market at the Bill Reid Gallery in downtown Vancouver. Admission is free.

Any halfway decent software architect who interviews at Palantir will immediately see through all the hype and go "Oh so this is all unmaintainable bullshit glued together with maintenance contracts" Literally the WORST kind of shop to work in. You'd never get anything new built. Dog and pony shows

Australia may have lost this match, but they won the world's heart. Better luck next time. 🦘

I feel seen. #NewWest

No new #Ebola cases in Uganda. Yay for them and yay for their economy. This has devastated the critical tourist sector.

Okay, it's time for a Moist Owlette™ timeline cleanse. Today's moist owlette is "Owlfredo" at the Stone Zoo in Stoneham, Massachusetts. She's an Eastern screech owl (Megascops asio) & Animal Ambassador with a big personality. (📷: @zoonewengland.bsky.social via IG)

Whelp. After rushing through voting on all amendments last night / this morning #BillC22 is passed www.parl.ca/DocumentView... What this means: in late September, it goes to the senate…who may do amendments but almost always give in if the House pushes. 🚨🚨🚨No more @signal.org in Canada by fall 🚨🚨🚨

Who up strafing people on the beach? These fucking murderers.

It seems to literally not matter how many fucking concessions the "legitimate concerns about immigration" group gets, they will simply pretend those don't exist and repeat the demand.

“check yourself” and “overwrought” I hate this woman with the passion of a thousand suns. She IS a traitor and we all know it. Her patriarchal language makes me sick. #abpoli www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Corporations: "We invented a robot that drinks water!" Everyone: "What? Why would you do th-" Corporations: "All of the water actually!" Everyone:.... Corporations:... Everyone:... Corporations: "Also your taxes are going up!"

Having a beer at the Sylvia Hotel in #Vancouver and the evening sun is as bright as 10 supernovas off the ocean and a patron asked politely, can we please get some cover here, and the waiter said no we don’t have any you’ll have to move and that’s as good a response as any I guess.

Interestingly, the intuition I felt and spoke from -- that embodied knowing -- is precisely the kind of thing AI, for all of its performative anthropomorphic gesturing at the simulacrum of personhood, can't do. Tech billionaires want us to believe that our embodied/human ways of knowing are useless!

If anyone talks about data centers in terms of economic development, show them this, but also ask them how many jobs are ongoing at the data centers. Because it’s not 200 jobs.

How about residents scraping $150 bucks together to figure out what City Council is selling them all out for. Disgraceful. I feel comfortable saying that This Could Be Us in #NewWest if Daniel Fontaine and his “Progressives” get in. Mr Back Room Deal. Pffft.

Symone Sanders explains why the Obama’s represent something MAGA and Trump will never have.

Your civic election is the one that shapes your life in the most real ways and the on you are LEAST likely to vote in. The trouble is, that’s where conservatives try to get in — especially on school boards. It worked in the USA. Please VOTE this year, municipally! Get involved! #yyj

All you people lamenting the deaths around the world from the loss of USAID, you too can reach way down in your pocket and contribute $10 to #UNICEF who are picking up the slack whenever and wherever they can. Don’t give up on our global friends just because USAID went away.

A beautiful Pride month moment when these two men were able to get married on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

We the anti-fascists outnumber the fascists by a mile. We are surrounding them. Brighton is anti fascist

Someone just sent this to me via email so sharing it here. I am so close to shutting down our women’s health information nonprofit because Google is stomping all over our faces. What is even the point of having an OG website anymore? Fuck AI. Gonna try this… www.Herstasis.com @whitespark.ca

It kinda broke my heart, if I'm honest. But he's not ready, and that's okay. I hope he is one day. But today is not that day. So it's okay if you're not ready. Maybe one day you will be. The books are always here. They will be waiting for you when you are ready. 7/7