I just got my first win with my Iroh deck in the most Iroh way: by giving my opponents Transcendence. ☕

"Urza created a robot with a truly human amount of father issues. His creation, Karn, later went on to create his own robot with father issues, and was enslaved by a whole species of robots with father issues. Tragically, none of them could build a dad robot, as fathers hadn't been invented yet."

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

The power of Italy is so strong that even Scandinavians succumb to the allure of a misguided grand romantic gesture while in that country

Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold

Concentration camps: “For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."

Come on bot, you could at least try to match my vibe

Epstein is like the evil Forrest Gump, somehow present and responsible for every terrible thing of the last twenty years.

Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him https://theonion.com/man-who-lost-everything-in-crypto-just-wishes-several-t-1848764551/

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Chotiner's mentioning Roman Polanski and Nazi propaganda and Spinotti doesn't even know he's being cooked

just choked on my beverage

Secretary of Health and Human Services:

They were eventually allowed one phone call as a thanks for saving the agent’s life. They used it to call their lawyer, who called their state representative, who ultimately got them released on the condition they tell people they were “treated kindly.”

Wow, crazy news! Anyway Streets of Rage was a fun game

People harassed Lia Smith's parents after she completed suicide. The level of hate and dehumanization of trans people is obscene.

Once again.

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

"PLIERS STUCK TOO" is a better punchline than any comedian has ever come up with

(KOTOR 2's plot is basically just the Grinch, you know I'm right)

FFC review: AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH (2025), by Walter Chaw (@mangiotto.bsky.social). filmfreakcentral.net/2025/12/avat...

@b0tster.yeag.gay if you weren't at a diner half an hour ago, then you've got a very devoted fan who's got your style *nailed* including makeup (you are holiday icon, you are moment)

'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.' Photograph by Daniel Ibanez

Spotify's work with Sony and UMG on gen AI music is clearly going *great* based on the dozens of jobs they're shotgunning out with random SEO keywords attached Your role? Experiment on the user base to make gen AI profitable! Your qualifications? Oh, any old STEM PhD will do! #Spotify #clankers

He said "Amen" straight into the drop Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible

For those that want to make a material contribution *right fucking now* Pink Haven has been working for years on providing aid and relocation support to trans refugees in the States. www.pinkhaven.org

Elon Musk was out-witted by a Pop Tart. www.cracked.com/article_3884...

Change in Headline

reposting this in honor of World Sandwich Day buttondown.com/theswordandt...

My favorite thing as a writer is when I start ranting about something on Bluesky, get it all out of my system, and then turn it into a real piece of writing. On that note: hey, it’s me, heckling centrist Dems in the New Republic! newrepublic.com/article/2023...

Bathroom graffiti is one of our purest remaining art forms

*screams*

That’s called burying the lead

It is, as they say, fire.

transwrites.world/who-are-the-... Who are the dolls which must be protected? by @theabigailthorn.bsky.social

“i was married, but i’m not married anymore. women don’t like the vehicle”

RIP to Drew Struzen, the greatest to ever do it. 🙌

NYT let someone say something accurate in their op eds, I can only assume it was an accident

What a line from the Pope! I am so pleased he is carrying on Pope Francis’ advocacy for immigrants.

Guy getting absolutely wrecked with a Twisted Tea after saying the n word set to Dave Matthews is my favorite in the genre

ICE attempted and failed to disappear a food delivery guy. It needed to be scored.

the best internet rule is that when you see this tom holland video, you repost it.

If you get this lil freak tattooed, drinks are on me whenever you're in Madison for the rest of your life

(begrudging applause) What a fantastic statement from a man who bears a portion of the responsibility for this mess

transitioning is all about your answer to "if u had a superpower what would it be?" going from "shapeshifting!" to "i wish i could explode peoples heads at will"

My God!