😂 no way she gets to spin this shit and get another bag!! I can’t stand her!

sometimes I think I watch star trek just because no one has to cook or clean

The worst gifts given to men was a microphone and a podcast. 😮‍💨

Bring back shame

i’ve been on a computer for what feels like 72 hours. i need sleep.

Obsessed with this man on 90 day fiance asking “are you a practicing lesbian? I know lebiansim is running rampant in the United States. I need to know if you partake”

Teaching zoom classes on what should just be a snow day will be my 13th reason

We are in hell.

this is the kind of stuff i like

This song is everything!!

Go live?? On bluesky? 🥴

Another reason to love living in the United States of California. lapublicpress.org/2026/01/data...

evergreen statement tbh

This meme 😂 *saves to meme folder*

My sister just had her baby! I’m in the delivery room via FaceTime (not crying at all)

skyline cleanse

Because what’s a zoom?

They snuck a lil gas price increase in on us this weekend too.

My student handed me his phone and said his dad wanted to talk to me. His dad was like, “I just want to make sure he’s showing up to class and doing all his assignments.” Yeah, I aint no snitch

And whatever it is, I probably do it

So everybody knows what MIQ means except me...bet

why this number look so big 😩

ima start saying “awaken this” instead of wake it up.

“🎶…walk liiike a Blue Heron🎶 #walking #BirdoftheDay #birds

Hey. Just because you’re not going to work, doesn’t mean you get to stay up as late as you want

Meh. She was ok in this. LOVED her as Galinda in Wicked though

Was Nickelodeon really "encouraging interracial friendships" or did they teach that white people are the center and Black people are the perpetual side characters that are there for their comfort and support? The Loud House is also guilty of this

“oh ok” and keep it pushing.

I did.

But I know I won’t

I wanna call out tomorrow

Someone I lost contact with over 10 years called me tonight. So I’m going to bed way past my bedtime, but worth it

They didn’t have cameras when I was 22

100% Also: Terry wasn't the villain in Soul Food

Woke up to a class action lawsuit because the hospital near me leaked patients’ info to a third party. I’m choosing violence

I’m sorry, I don’t want to work my fingers to the bone to have a good life decades from now.

9°…

Man. Please don’t say it’s happened until it actually happens. I almost called out and bought a bottle of champagne

I can’t stand skyline arguments. They’re not fun for me at all.

indeed i am. & calling. in person human interaction me PLEASE

Woodpecker watching, Korean Jazz, foot articulation differences between Russian and Cuban ballet…

Pilates

Conversations with strangers. I love knowing things about people I don’t know

To this day, 13 ghosts

“We few, we happy few. We band of brothers, for he today who shed his blood with me shall be my brother be he n’er so vile….” I had an AP literature/ drama teacher who made us learn and recite dozens of Shakespeare lines every day. I thought she was insane at the time

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