“You think you know everything” No I just know more than YOU on this particular subject 🤷🏾‍♀️

Oh, where’s my manners? Good morning everyone 🤝🏿.

More of this, please

I don’t think we should see people’s body cam footage unless they have made a complaint of police harms during the arrest. I also think we shouldn’t see people’s interrogations and that this culture of seeing arrests is just another abuse of police’s power. :/

Calling Sinners "anti-white" is insane when the only white people in the movie are either (1) Klansmen or (2) Vampires. If you see Klansmen getting killed in a movie and your takeaway is, "Damn, Black people just hate US!" YOU are the problem (and the racist).

A bookstore.

I love potoos. The first time (well only time) I saw one in the wild, it was dark and I saw the yellow eyes first. I screamed SO LOUD

Why my head is so far into my book at the airport

Reminder:

I will keep it respectful his wife seem like the slapping type 😭

My thigh would look like that but it doesn't because my mom put a perm in my hair when I was a 10.

1 down, 7 to go…

Reposting on principle

My work husband made me weed brownies (again). He made me some at the end of last term too. Tryna make this a habit, I hope 🤞🏾

Maturing is realizing that it is actually impossible to find a good, comfortable bra.

What a time to live in New York

Changed my mind. I love Heated Rivalry

Men make no sense.

Very interested in these pants

The goal is to stay informed but not too informed that I lose hope for humanity in the process. Some delusion is needed to keep going. 🥀

I love the quotes on this so much 😂😂😂 (It’s a little peek into their madness)

Are we going to have to boycott potatoes? This is deadly and ridiculous. . .

Realized way too late in life that not everyone has Grad Nite at Disneyland

nope

My mom’s cat:

I put two pieces of furniture together this week, bringing my lifetime total to…2. Please clap.

Me to my students every day:

My job hasn’t sent the “what-days-do-you-need-off-this-term” form yet and it’s making me anxious

yes.

These kids 😂

really need #paradise to stop cramming all the good things into the last 5 min of the episode smh

My new excuse 😅

The Cow and Chicken Theme Song was just… “Mama had a Chicken, Mama had a Cow, Dad was proud, He didn't care how.” WHAT?!? 🤣🤣🤣

AND DID!

what are creative ways you add whimsy to your style or day? 🦋

One more drink and then Paradise

Bees don’t waste time explaining to flies why honey is better than shit. 💋🍯🐝

Omg yes

Team Cuba 🇨🇺

Her husband on the other hand…. 🤐

My cousin is such a vibe. She always calls at just the right time with just the right amount of goofiness. I love her to death

a reminder we are still in a pandemic (the covid one) and it IS disabling you, whether you wanna acknowledge it or not 😷

Roger Rabbit pulled Jessica by being himself and making her laugh. Do with that information what you will.

The dogpiling, and unnecessary bullying. Automatic block.

*Skips over* evening topic about “friends”…

Wesley Snipes in Waiting to Exhale.

20-years-ago me would have hopped over this counter and beat this girls ass. Growth.