I haven’t been outside for a week because of sick, and the trees have already changed colors

If you don’t listen to any other advice today…

i screamed at banana cobbler 😂🤣

"Can we not be serious better?"😭😭😭😭

One of the more incredible stories out of LA this year has been how a taco review blog became the best on-the-ground coverage of ICE raids in the city. They do a dispatch every day, follow-up on the kidnapped people (which almost no media outlet has done), and fact-check government claims.

I appreciate the follow ups. I wrote about a little girl in Oxnard whose mom was abducted. She is being held now a thousand of miles away in Texas while her case is decided, robbing the little girl of her mom before a decision is even made. We need to hear about these stories.

He fuming…

CINEMA! 😂😂

I'm ready for blacksky to become an official app so we can get tf on because this lady is a bozo. We could've stayed on twitter for this.

I bought this because it need to annotate this.

A pebble on the beach is more Christian than these people

Anyway, let’s get this weekend started

Pops stays SHARP. They call him “Shines” for a reason.

The actions of the Israeli government have killed tens of thousands of Palestinian civilians in Gaza, and have enabled violent settlers in the West Bank. There is a full scale humanitarian crisis in Gaza because of Israel's relentless campaign in Gaza. There you go, facts, and no antisemitism!

“I took care of it” > “I was gonna/ I was ‘bout to”

Love this

People often think their assessment of beauty is the truth.

Either that or I jinxed it by telling my cousin “I don’t get sick” the other day

Took the day off bc there’s a tickle in my throat. I blame the student who told me he was sick AFTER talking in my face for 15 minutes

That first point in particular is probably at the top of my list

I had to be the only person who was at Sunday School when they taught us what idolatry meant. Had to be.

Two things being true at the same time be whipping y’all asses.

Morning, gang

I’m a nice person.

I answer numbers I don’t know like, “San Diego police department. How may I direct your call?” It works.

Am I an elder?

Need this

We had 15 minutes of class left and one of my students asked if she could explain to everyone how 9/11, my chemical romance, and Twilight are connected to why children in Portugal have a Brazilian accents. Of course I said yes…

Mañana

I haven’t read this yet, but you had me at pumpkin horchata

Wayment now! I need this to drop asap

Nicki: Nicki-ing. Cardi: Cardi-ing. Meg: Anyway, here’s me as Pumpkinhead wearing a crop top. #blacksky

Do people not understand jokes?

Littering on purpose??? Don Cheadle Captain Planet, please come get this man.

If you see this, share a pic from your device with no explanation.

You’ll never guess what’s for breakfast…. PANNCAKES! (best episode ever)

If you see this, share a pic from your device with no explanation.

There have been two hosts in the history of Reading Rainbow. The Legend of Literacy, LeVar Burton! And... me, Mychal Threets, a librarian 🥹🤯 I am a reader, a librarian because LeVar Burton and Reading Rainbow made us believe and see we belong in books, we belong everywhere ✨ youtu.be/e7es7qdWVnU

Going to bed please add some before I wake up 🙏🏽💖

These are 4 of my top workout songs btw

I need some new songs for the gym tomorrow. Any suggestions?

I wanted to plan a girls trip for my birthday, but I think I’ll have more fun by myself

We're still boycotting McDonald's for Palestine

Never forget…

Scared me for a minute there

Does my iPad stylus have legs? Where did it get off to this time?

So anyway…new Pumpkin Meg just dropped. 🎃

Great week for Black reaction memes.

This the funniest tweet of the whole shit 😭