Actually. Let me log off and make a few appointments

Don’t let Elmo see this

Be loud. That's how your ppl find you!!

As a mood reader, I struggle to read for book clubs. Because I’ll start the book and not be in the mood for foolishness, then I’ll have to tell them I didn’t read it because the character was making terrible decisions and it made me anxious 😬

This is my pet rock. 😁

I wish more parents realized this because always saving them from consequences is souring them in the long run

As parents we have to be okay with letting our children be uncomfortable sometimes, and letting them experience the consequences of their actions. Swooping into fix everything for them isn't always helpful.

I AM HEALED😂😂

Not a gif but

I need him to come to my house and tell me how to pose for my selfies every morning.

this picture of Stack >>>

Yes please

Yes (unfortunately). I’m trying to quit.

Doing anything I don’t wanna do

Vacationing alone with my phone on DND

That’s wild. Isn’t 100 the age of his banker character in Mary poppins?

Exactly this. It used to be my happy place

If nothing else — Paradise is significant for the simple fact that a Black man is seeking to save his competent and capable Black wife. In a MAINSTREAM show.

One thing you won’t catch me doing is arguing about MY opinion. Idgaf what yours is. Move!

You said 😂

Same. I just audibly said, I can’t do this

Actually not too sure, actually not too sure, actually no

“You think you know everything” No I just know more than YOU on this particular subject 🤷🏾‍♀️

Oh, where’s my manners? Good morning everyone 🤝🏿.

More of this, please

I don’t think we should see people’s body cam footage unless they have made a complaint of police harms during the arrest. I also think we shouldn’t see people’s interrogations and that this culture of seeing arrests is just another abuse of police’s power. :/

Calling Sinners "anti-white" is insane when the only white people in the movie are either (1) Klansmen or (2) Vampires. If you see Klansmen getting killed in a movie and your takeaway is, "Damn, Black people just hate US!" YOU are the problem (and the racist).

A bookstore.

I love potoos. The first time (well only time) I saw one in the wild, it was dark and I saw the yellow eyes first. I screamed SO LOUD

Why my head is so far into my book at the airport

Reminder:

I will keep it respectful his wife seem like the slapping type 😭

My thigh would look like that but it doesn't because my mom put a perm in my hair when I was a 10.

1 down, 7 to go…

Reposting on principle

My work husband made me weed brownies (again). He made me some at the end of last term too. Tryna make this a habit, I hope 🤞🏾

Maturing is realizing that it is actually impossible to find a good, comfortable bra.

What a time to live in New York

Changed my mind. I love Heated Rivalry

Men make no sense.

Very interested in these pants

The goal is to stay informed but not too informed that I lose hope for humanity in the process. Some delusion is needed to keep going. 🥀

I love the quotes on this so much 😂😂😂 (It’s a little peek into their madness)

Are we going to have to boycott potatoes? This is deadly and ridiculous. . .

Realized way too late in life that not everyone has Grad Nite at Disneyland