this would piss me off so much if I was the brain surgeon www.bbc.com/news/videos/...

This 'ScooberDoom" doznot impress me

mommy and baby (big baby) stray cats starting to come indoors more and more before winter

these old white homophobic racist bastards were so pleased with themselves and by the end of this video, they are scattered, scared and embarrassed its what all these corn cobs deserve- to realize they are so outnumbered smooth moves from our little sk8er boi 🖤

I’m not great at the marketing side of my craft business .. so I’m running out of ideas to get my stuff seen by a bigger audience than just my loverly followers here on BlueSky. Any suggestions? craftysharp.etsy.com

People who peel their potatoes are cowards and I’m tired of pretending they aren’t

fuck it up Louisville

Thought of another one: the government should send you a tax bill, and if you pay it, you should not be liable to any further prosecutions. It is absolutely unethical to make people guess at their bill *that is already known to the government*, and then legally penalize for guessing wrong.

@whitehouse-47.bsky.social welcome to bluesky. we support eachother here. please donate& share my gofundme so me& my partner can get back to being the hard working americans we desire to be. we need a car to have a job & are just trying to get the down-payment together. gofund.me/bd69f2b7f

Ordinary people should be allowed to discharge their student loan debt in bankruptcy.

they’re looking into a way for me to get all my nutrients from chips and salsa

Last night… Bridgett: Should I get this shirt for you? (Shows him a “Proud parent of a gay cat” tee.) Jeff: We both know Chaos is more of an incel. Chaos:

I’m upset that lime Diet Coke is limited… it’s so good.

Caturday with Dolly. 💕🐈‍⬛

gonna ride my motorcycle to the liquor store. the coolest thing a woman can do

pee quick cause this is the kind of bathroom Michael Myers kills in

every day i grow a little bit dumber

Everyone on the Real Housewives subreddit was joking how they don’t have anyone to talk to about the shocking arrest news that came out today (Wendy Osefo), which I relate to so hard. So we started a group chat and it’s honestly the best thing ever. Like yapping with close girlfriends. 🥹

Please can Dolly just live forever? Or at least longer than what’s his name.

Sometimes I get really tired of being AuDHD, because every conversation feels fraught. I am always looking for the snub, the mean edge, the unspoken hostility—and even though I look, I often don't see. It's exhausting to be aware that most people don't, actually, like you.

amelia earnhardt crashed because she was bisexual

I can’t take anyone seriously who shows me even one thing they did with AI, what you’re showing me is stupid and I don’t give a shit

i love the delusions of optimism that strangle me when I'm planning outfits before a trip. like maybe I'll become a romper person. maybe I'll wear an overalls dress. never worn these things in my life before but now is my chance to become a new person

No good art comes from greed: defector.com/taylor-swift...

when someone you liked and respected posted something generated by AI

It's apparently Amazon Prime Big Deals Day, or something?! If you've finished buying shiny things and would like to treat some homeless moggies to a meal, here's our wishlist. Thank you 🫶

someone just drove by in a fuchsia 4 door jeep wrangler with "ms. sassy" written on the front fender in disney font. i'm down on myself a lot but it could be worse

Richmond, VA area😻Richmond SPCA waives adoption fees for all cats, kittens to celebrate Francine's return😻 www.wtvr.com/news/local-n...

Veronica Lake getting witchy

I’ll never forget sneaking into a showing of this with my best friend. Neither of us were old enough to buy a ticket at the time. What a great fucking movie. We also used to have sleepovers where you’d wake up to the House of 1000 Corpses menu playing on a loop on her portable DVD player.

Looks like the COVID vaccine’s back on the menu, boys

calling my plant girlies: I just grabbed a full-grown thai constellation for $60 at lowe's (could easily go for $200ish or more!)

He’s not for sale. The shipping cost would be way too high.

Every day this nagging sense of dread, this feeling of YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS COUNTRY continues to grow in the back of my mind. Not that I have anywhere to go. But the terrible idea that soon it’s going to be too late, that we’re reaching a point we can’t come back from, gives me horrid anxiety

Francine has been spotted in the Garysburg, NC distribution center and a team from Richmond who she is familiar with are on their way to try to lure her home.

beginning to think some people here may be Unwell

every woman secretly desires to befriend a magical horse that can talk

please share ! even if you cant donate we gotta get back to work before we spiral and get behind on everything so we are another trans queer couple turning to our great community for support #mutualaid

Taylor’s attempt to come for Charli XCX is laughable and so embarrassing honestly. She really thought she was doing something.

ahhh my cat plant is finally ready to be harvested

if i were the runt of the litter i'd just befriend a spider and become the sexiest pig imaginable

I’ll use a bookmark if I have one handy but typically I’m Chaotic Evil. 😈 I simply cannot be bothered to do anything else.

excited by this map:

I don’t think I have very many Swiftie mutuals on here but after listening to Life of a Showgirl a few times, it’s sadly very meh for me. I only added three to my Liked Songs: The Fate of Ophelia, Elizabeth Taylor, and The Life of a Showgirl (love u Sabrina).

is your brain ever just like right about now, funk soul brotha

you know you’re probably not gonna have fun, right? -my brain, anytime i try to do something fun

Tom Green husband and Andy Milonakis wife