@kardashevband.bsky.social Ie dejteuinoeo "ieien, moetana" ua Alunea. Ie dejdieshuna. Words spoken at the beginning of Below Sun & Soil are missing from the Alunea dictionary?

@kardashevband.bsky.social have released their best work yet. And quite probably Album Of The Year. The time spent on the two releases after The Almanac, has born incredible results. Alunea is a masterful, emotional conclusion to their sci-fi epic that ties everything together perfectly. Bravo!

The baffled king composing Hallelujah: "what the fuck am I doing"

after the luxury of vital's values ACTUALLY telling you what things are, i dread going back to the regular degular "the value of this is 36. 36 of what? who knows. use your ears dipshit". (tbh "use your ears dipshit" is good advice but i just want these 2 bass patches to slide at the same SPEED)

New favourite quote stolen from a Reddit user responding to an American complaining that the price of his boutique niche hobby electronics has skyrocketed: "You really though that if you ignored politics, politics would also ignore you back huh?"

New favourite quote stolen from a Reddit user responding to an American complaining that the price of his boutique niche hobby electronics has skyrocketed: "You really though that if you ignored politics, politics would also ignore you back huh?"

Breaking: Ai Ogura has been DISQUALIFIED from today's race for running non-homologated software on his bike's ECU

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

fish attack go

Hi I am a really funny man. I do exactly what you say not to do under your post. Why don't you laugh? Did I not mention the fact that I'm very funny? I have a subscription to Private Eye!!

18 days to go until the start of the #MotoGP season. Photo: JanAw

A massive collection of technical photos from Sepang, shot by @cormacgp.bsky.social, with explanations from me. A dive into the nitty gritty of testing. motomatters.com/photo_page/2...

There was a family at Costco that bought a roasted chicken and ate it at the canteen. I didn't know you could do that. The world is full of beauty.

Too bad real journalists don’t exist at the NYT. “Not normal” JFC Trump sabotaged our skies. Now one should fly.

When OpenAI cries about Chinese companies using their AI to train new AI

I'm going to have to laugh if the Switch 2 ends up costing Americans an arm and a leg because of Trump

Soldering

CARTOON OF THE DAY

If not Project 2025, then why is it Project 2025 shaped?

i smell a pulitzer

Some NEET on Lemmy said I was a viral marketeer and a liar for... Quoting the ATP docs at them? And knowing more about how ActivityPub works (or rather, doesn't) than them? I'm all for federated social media but man Reddit is still better than Lemmy just for how toxic every interaction I've had is

What the actual fuck

Follow me, I know the way 😏

Look, full disclosure... I'm almost everybody on here. There's about 6 of us doing all these accounts and we are TIRED 😴

☺️☺️

Happily my favourite wee fox has survived the storm and looks in good shape. #Edinburgh #fox #wildlife

Fella at the pub tonight kept coming up to me like "you look like you enjoy metal do you like currents?" and showing me videos he took at a Currents gig. 3 or 4 times. Kept forgetting he'd told me. Hope he had a good night.

“You know, I think I’m really starting to like it here. I can’t even remember what a plug socket is supposed to look like. Once I get home I’m at serious risk of just sticking a fork in one.” thedailytism.com/autistic-man...

New Financial Report Finds Economy Invincible Forever This Time theonion.com/new-fin...

I know it's immature but I am taking some pleasure in the fact that egg prices are going up.

Someone please invite @vivllainous to join Bluesky. She would receive a lot of moral support here.

Aspie Supremacists, who believe their brand of autism makes them superior to both neurotypicals and other autistics, have attracted praise from autism experts, who have branded their worldview “adorable”. thedailytism.com/inspiring-as...

If everyone follows @tonygoldsmithphoto.bsky.social on here, then maybe he will share some of his truly stunning photos of the TT.

I’m not saying it’s windy in Glasgow but a road sign has just landed in my back Garden. It says. “Welcome to Donegal”

KTM Latest: Debt rises to over €2 billion, interest found from 23 potential investors 🚨

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying theonion.com/rising-...

The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH** * Currently paused by Executive Order ** Grant reviews now all canceled www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...

seeing (F2 driver) Christian Mansell standing up for trans people and committing to continue that, whatever the FIA says, is properly moving in a world as quick to take an excuse not to do the right thing as motorsport. good, good lad. earned a fan for life, there and I doubt I'm the only one.

Unit Circle xkcd.com/3041

Zuckerberg might not have thrown up a Nazi salute but that's just cos he's a wuss

Apparently I forgot to tell some of my IG frens that I uninstalled, whoops. I hope you guys find your way here, it's much better

No matter what "they" say. 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏻

[making pizza rolls] instructions: heat them up me: yes instructions: let them cool me: no

Monday mood: This Heron standing very still, hoping no one asks it to do anything today. #MondayMotivation

For Blue Monday we can't think of anything more appropriate than this charming depiction of a man getting his face eaten off by a leopard. #MosaicMonday