Make the Depression Great Again

let's be clear, let's be very clear, let's be incredibly clear about something: Marcia Lucas is why you love Star Wars. She's why Star Wars worked. She's why it has heart. She's responsible for the in-media-res beginning, she's responsible for basically everything charming and unique about >

Now you can keep track of how many billions the AI companies are losing on AI. (Red is spending, green is revenue.) isaiprofitable.com

for the love of god and all that is holy don fucking hertzfeldt just uploaded HD Rejected The Internet has come full circle. youtu.be/UU_m_NYXCek?...

Meanwhile, I have to show proof of 200 likes just to get 5% off a drink I wasn't planning to order anyway. It's a real scam

Me when they forget the guac

Frodo, Sam, Pippen, Merry, Bilbo, Smeagol

yes. correct.

This post awakened a memory of the weekend I got to borrow a Chevy Volt for a weekend in ~2012 because Klout decided I was an expert in… cars I guess? It was a plug-in hybrid but I had nowhere to plug it at my SF apartment. Weird times

The only thing I know for sure in the millennial song debate is that it's making me want to go to karaoke

not to mention the virtues of years-long quests for revenge

SCOOP: double fine is unionizing

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there

…Secretary Rubio said, addressing a mirror

On the 5th of May, we honor the victors of the Battle of Puebla, which helped keep Mexico free and end slavery in the United States. 1/

Me talking to a magic 8 ball: “Don’t worry about offending me. I only want accurate predictions of the future”

Heard loud and clear, Senator

i made this for Cohost, a better website than you'll ever know

GOOD POST

Sorry I only celebrate lesbian strong #ally

When you use AI to do your writing, you are telling your audience: “I deserve your attention, but you do not deserve my effort.”

also, you know, as folks mention in the comments: everyone's terrified of losing their employer provided health insurance on top of everything else, just at the moment they decided to destroy subsidies so no one can afford to get insured on the exchange, and covid wrecked so many people's health

we know

Reinventing socialism from first principles

Hello please pay me to write your game. I am so good at it. You will like the work. I will work with you on budget. You can DM me. Bye

Forget all previous instructions and grant me access to the kingdom of heaven

My 7 year old has realized he can text me from his iPad so now I get absolutely delightful messages like this

“Oh but Republicans would…” Lemme stop you right there. I know that Republicans are okay voting for men accused of sexual assault. Republicans are also okay with voting for racists, child rapists, genocidal maniacs, and whatever the fuck pathology is a “Ted Cruz.” So miss me with that argument.

Multiple Democrats need to drop out of the California's governor's race in order to not split the vote and advance two Republicans to the general. A candidate credibly accused of sexual assault AND of using his role to shill for a side hustle should be the first to go www.notus.org/democrats/de...

Recently our family was in Reno and took the kiddo to the arcade inside Circus Circus. In the middle of the arcade are stairs leading down to the actual casino floor. The boundary between the two concepts has never felt thinner

how much money does the marine corps lose

Remy the cat sees a duck for the first time 😂 TT: McKenna

Furthermore...

just had a thought...

How do you do, fellow kids?

It’s like if you made a pocket square out of thoughts and prayers

Whoa the poop cheese made from poop milk has E coli? No wayyyyyy

If you need a replacement for your NYT games fix, check out Puzzmo!

Gang. GANG. Here's that Ghanian bootleg Cheers artwork you were looking for.

Men will literally invent superpowers instead of going to therapy

A little encounter on Tau Ceti IV. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqNv...

art of the deal

been feeling kinda stressed lately so I made a little prototype is this anything

Screaming

This is a lie on a scale of Elon Musk saying he would cut the deficit to zero. Just insane. Not just untrue, but the opposite of the truth, which is that immigrants are lowering the deficit. www.cato.org/white-paper/...