Prepping for tomorrow’s Easter Arrow to York. I should have prepped my legs for 400K….!!!! (the last audax I did was in Feb…!) but at least I have located my lady-piss funnel and off-brand anti diarrhoea tabs 😵👀

BREAKING: Two police dogs at two separate airports have reportedly bitten ICE agents today.

I love my Perv Glasses (hardware is great) but goddamn it Meta suck

Excited for their new name change to Perv Glasses

they literally renamed the entire company after this

Quite sad that I have to leave Mallorca after an excellent 7 days here 🥲

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

the only thing i’ve ever done in my life

You can watch bike racing without shelling out for HBOPARAMOUNTMAXSKYDISCOVERYBOLLOCKS in Spain 🥲

I am currently in Mallorca and it’s great to be back in one of my favourite places ❤️

Cambridge Half pics (this was last Sunday!). Still chuffed with my time (2 hours 5mins), if I really put my back into it maybe I can get a sub-2 next time?

Stansted again

If anyone is friends with any Georgian air traffic controllers, buy them a nice bottle of wine. As guardians of pretty much the only narrow gap still available between Europe and Asia that avoids both Iran, the Gulf, Ukraine and Russia, they are under some substantial pressure.

One of seven people having a lie down atop a giant sand dune by the ocean

I’ve eaten three (3) of these delightful pasteis (and two coffees, and a double helping of savoury baked goods at Pasteis de Belem. I REGRET NOTHING. Incredibly good value for money too!!!

Welcome to the Labour Party Donald

Scoffed a pasteis de nata and did an 8 mile run in Lisbon this afternoon, OUTRAGEOUSLY BEAUTIFUL

If you add Sting's bank balance to mine, I'm not skint any more.

I’m on a Charli xcx kick 😆

This post is the single best advert for the fact that proper local journalism matters. If Jim’s team hadn’t put the pieces together quickly, this wouldn’t have been stopped.

Mad that it’s one billionaire scumbag who’s behind these massive-scale evictions in London AND the mass closure of London pubs AND beloved institution the Prince Charles Cinema being in dire straits AND the high street being clogged with cruddy candy shops. A one-man enshittification engine.

5K done today, 10miles-ish tomorrow. Training for half marathons is no joke (and I’ll have to keep myself in a training block until mid May! ☠️)

This should be all over North Norfolk Digital

Agog at the price of the jackets in this review…! A lot of them are mountaineering orientated but still… (I managed to buy a hiking-specific Shakedry in pristine condition for 72 quid last month!!! I’m up to 2 Shakedrys now 😺). www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...

Gonna attempt a half marathon tomorrow (the real thing is in 3 weeks’ time 🥶) fuelled mostly by gels (perhaps a pastry break as well if I’m really suffering). I’m thinking that the chances of shitting myself are quite high 🥶

I sort of hate how dependent we are on Wetherspoons with the sport that we do (long distance cycling, where getting your hands on food and drink FASTTTTT is sort of critical)

www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/... by @petridishes.bsky.social

A quiet night ride under a full moon. 🌕 Two cyclists on an empty road, watched by an owl in the trees. This is Night Ride — an original hand-printed linocut inspired by night cycling and rural landscapes. Is this your type of ride?

Bonjour

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Two former presidents felt compelled to comment publicly

I just thought everyone should see this

Holy shit. I’ve arranged to meet friends tomorrow night BUT ITS THE TRAITORS FINAL OH MY GOD

Stephen and Rachel during most of the roundtable #TheTraitors

www.thenation.com/article/acti... Hit them where it hurts them - boycotts can work

Renee Macklin Good's wife, Becca Good, released a statement and it moved me to sobbing tears: archive.is/ur35j

We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.

Stephen about to live a gay man's greatest dream of watching the ultimate motherquake #TheTraitors

Stephen while all of this is happening = red-faced, incredulous, unable to watch what is happening (v suspicious behaviour tbh)

Absolutely mad. 👀 (Tbh I think Fiona has fucked it with that audacious move)

Bluesky community! This is my official NYC mayor account. I’ll be posting updates on what’s happening at City Hall and how we’re delivering for New Yorkers. It’s great to be here.

My biggest year yet, with some bonus running thrown in for good measure!

Partway through my December 200k audax. Fuck me, it’s bad. Not ostentatiously bad, but not enjoyable really

That’s the fugliest redesign I’ve ever seen. Jesus!!!

WHO MANAGED TO BUY A LAST MINUTE TICKET FOR DOVES SUPPORTED BY HAYDEN THORPE FOR CAMBRIDGE TONIGHT FOR LESS THAN THE RRP!

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama. Us: Across your entire career? Reiner: In a 6 year period. Us: That sounds- Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

Knives Out 3! So satisfying on so many levels. Top notch murder mystery shit with so much humour and so much heart - this is what distinguishes the Knives Out films from your average murder mystery. I’ve adored all of them so far ❤️

Brutal but effective public health messaging from New York Public Health. The CDC is compromised. They’re no longer a reliable source of information. They push anti-vaxx & anti-science grift. Get your vaccines. Wear a respirator. Clean the air Get public health advice from experts, not RFK Jr

I haven’t eaten since lunch but I’ve had quite a lot of liquid calories (I’m starving 🥶😬🥺)