on some real shit i can’t do this anymore

im bringing back biatch

The guy that Nicollet Avenue in Minneapolis is named for was an immigrant who worked for the federal government in Minnesota.

This is Minneapolis: -drop the kids off for a day with their grandparents -go to brunch with your wife -get a text from neighbors who don’t have enough food & can’t leave home or they might be abducted by fed govt -get groceries as helicopters roar overhead -deliver food & this vehicle passes you

one small loan of a million dollars from my father please :3

2026 Plans ————— reconnect with friends i got sad and isolated this year and i need to change that troll level will actually be finished i swear one (1) or more kaizo levels will be uploaded enough money off music, ghostwriting, and selling beats to officially quit my job

Amending this opinion after a visit today: The Minneapolis Institute of Arts/Art is the best place in Minneapolis. I realize there are other opinions. That is mine.

For your calendars: Saturday, December 27, 2025 is the last day that The Minnesota Star Tribune will print the newspaper at its plant in downtown Minneapolis. Sunday, January 4, 2026 is the last day the Northstar Commuter Rail will run, connecting the northern exurbs to downtown Minneapolis.

On next week's episode, we finally chat about the GOAT.

and for my first wish i want sgdq to suddenly be 2 weeks later then last year 🙏

An old Coca Cola sign has been revealed on a commercial building on Central Avenue NE in Minneapolis, just south of 18-1/2 Avenue NE.

Healthcare but only for my friends

when i was a kid i was like when im a grown up i bet ill be better at tying my shoelaces but guess what im not

the car companies design the cars to break down as soon as you save up money, many such cases

the switch 2 logo is lowkey so tacky

finally its fall, i have an excuse to listen to midwest emo while i smoke and feel the way i do all year round

I LOVE ALL MY FANS BUT GOTTA GET THESE NUMBERS UP

"bluesky is dying" that's cool man. i go on here to make funny posts with my friends

kamala harris is going to run for president in 2028 and have even further right positions than she did in 2024 and doom the democratic party to hell

lightbulbs are loud today

just watered my plant with tea is this cannibalism???

i got to be tall @ SGDQ

*Yawn* At ease soldiers... It's time to drink 4-7 beers in a row

My girls nickname is Lyndon cause she B on my Johnson

After spending a lot of time wondering what to name a period of 24 hours, I decided to call it a day

2025

costco prices have risen it’s time for the revolution NOW

gotta give it up to my granny's new toilet lid

do you think a queer wedding would be like "i pronouns you husband and wife"

why do envelopes taste like hotel hallways

SMM2 REFERENCE??

cancel your spotify subscription. do it now.

new bumper sticker idea for teslas

welcome to the 11 province of canada, minnesota

anyone got advice on how to motivate yourself as a creative person in a slump??

2025

every day I am tested to not reply “I literally don’t give a shit” in exchange for keeping my job which hands me not enough money each week

sorry, pronouns in bio triggered us so hard we had to become a fascist dictatorship over it

“crash out” bbg i’m going to kms

yall think if i smoke enough ill remove her from my memory

Day 2 is done! We’ve raised over $19,065 for @raceforward.org !! We’ll be back tomorrow at 1:40pm Eastern for more Back to Black! #Blackjoy

Just made the realization that the minecraft eating sound is perfectly synced to “hot to go” and I don’t think I’ll ever unhear it.

in the mood for some filthy sample chops :3

-20 outside and my car wont start, i love life

balloonerism has me missing mac miller like a bitch

Yeah I'm so gay :3