still watching this 6 months later

my friend and i went out for pizza and he got some sprite from the machine and he said it was the bad kinda sprite so i called it sprong and now we call them sprite and sprong

y'all think if there was a plumbing major they'd have shit due at 11:59

gf: *leans head on bf shoulder* bf with dandruff issues: *rubs his head* avalanche!

What if soda company’s started releasing soda with 1 sugar instead of zero sugar. Just for people who want to indulge just a bit

do you think a queer wedding would be like "i pronouns you husband and wife"

coming back from the dead to say i beat a gold stake balatro run with 1 hand size

I lied

gf: *leans head on bf shoulder* bf with dandruff issues: *rubs his head* avalanche!

making joke connections is fun

still alive. just doing lots of school :D

will the bank ban you if you come in and ask to make a 1 cent withdrawal everyday

what would be the consequences of eating a 1 by 4 lego piece? asking for a friend

imma tell a joke for only cats: meow meow mow meow, mow mow meow meow. mew mow 👍👍

Do yall think All Might proctoring an exam and telling everyone to go plus ultra would result in better grades

You guys know shark week? Ant week.

What if soda company’s started releasing soda with 1 sugar instead of zero sugar. Just for people who want to indulge just a bit

How would someone playing chess while someone else playing checkers actually work

rescheduled this to today and got stood up again i give up

Gm bloomfies happy friday !!!!

Gn bloomfies can’t wait to wake up to friday

y'all think if there was a plumbing major they'd have shit due at 11:59

my friend called me mentally unemployed and im not sure how to feel about this cause i have no coworkers to talk to this about

it's past noon so i can say: cock n ball torture

This is the largest gnocchi I’ve ever seen

Gm bloomfies my phone didn’t charge last night

Gn bloomfies I’m about to get the best unmedicated sleep in a long time tn

what is happening on twitter rn 😭😭😭

my friend and i went out for pizza and he got some sprite from the machine and he said it was the bad kinda sprite so i called it sprong and now we call them sprite and sprong

Would a vtuber on Bluesky be called a vbluer?

Gm bloomfs I do not want to leave my bed

Gn bloomfs get some decent sleep if you can

teeheehee

new torture method: 4 games of golf it

me and some friends playing golf it and my friend blurted out "tell me why i just started stroking it"

somehow im feeling jolly rn. its not even halloween and im jolly. frick my jolly life.

update i got stood up :(

job interview but its 3 people watching how you approach the no eyes fight in hollow knight and judging your work habits based off of that

Good morning bloomfs I get to interview someone today

Ok I’m out of energy goodnight bloomfs

There are 3 kinds of posts the algorithm recommends me: cats, my bloomfs bleets, and very insane furry art. Not sure how this happened

I have a problem I’ve watched this video like 100 times 😭😭😭

my friend just said im the girl from a family guy gag where she goes into the chocolate store and takes free samples and says "ooh im bad"

i might be the worst bleeter on this platform

alright ladies, let see them blitties 🙏🙏

i think i might be the only bleet advocate that exists. the entire ideology rests on my shoulders. i will fight on.

got mcdonalds for dinner cause i ran out of food in my apartment

literally you