the fuck it will

Billy Bob Thornton: Grogu? (awkward passive-aggressiveness) Would you ask Adam Driver that question?

Herzog: With the Mandalorian as his psychopomp, Grogu seeks a return to the void whence he came. You may see yourself reflected in the black of his pupils, but I see only the infinite chasm of nothingness that awaits us all Interview: All that from a Disney show? Herzog: What show?

Werner Herzog: In Grogu, we wish to see hope and goodness can still exist in the Universe, but Grogu himself tell us this is folly, through his refusal to speak at all. Indeed, what words could he say that would truly comfort humanity, dammed as we are?

Coppola: Grogu? I mean, of course it was difficult. We approached him to play a small, almost elfin baby Yoda-type creature. Then he showed up on set having put on nearly 20lbs of muscle. Interviewer: Amazing, how did you adjust? Coppola: I had the cast improv for 6 months while he lost the weight

David Lynch: People want to explain Grogu, but when you try to put his essence into words, it diminishes the effect his presence has when you see him on screen. Even the name "Grogu" robs him of a portion of his magic. Interviewer: I see, but would you ever lend him money? Lynch: Never.

When did this become a baseball account?

I saw three movies when I was 8-9yrs old that opened my eyes: "Supergirl" taught me that a movie could be stupid. "City Heat" taught me that a movie could be dull and pointless. "Gymkata" taught me that a movie could be terrible and delightful at the same time.

The tech bro messaging is so bad that I’ve become violently opposed to AI even in small areas where it might help me, because fuck these people. I want them to fail as hard as possible.

"birth rates are declining" don't care I already got born

going forward we're gonna need more of your data to make sure it's you

I honestly don't remember ever not having VLC.

What the fuck is wrong with that motherfucker

Name your fav vampire

The EPA is the obvious answer, but let's keep it light and say "The Bugs Bunny and Tweety Show" youtu.be/WowalkW6lKg?...

It's nice to see concerned citizens taking a stand against "punishable by a fine just means it's legal for a price" loophole for the rich.

Hahah it's so funny and definitely not extremely racist like EXTREMELY www.arcgis.com/apps/mapview...

Defector Publishes What Corporate Media Won't defector.com/products

Congratulations, Bob.

Welcome to the club, Bob.

They all look like raptors to me. ~ Imani Piping Plovers and all shorebirds are terrified of kites and drones. They see them as raptors and will either not nest in an area where there are kites or drones, will come off their nests, or be distracted from real raptors. 1/2

It's a mystery!

Meanwhile, movies for "men and teenage boys" are just called "movies."

Side note: their cookies suck

Name your top 15 TV shows of all time, gut instincts only: Simpsons Sopranos Mad Men Northern Exposure Late Night w/ David Letterman/Conan O'Brien Monty Pthyon Cheers Batman '66 Deadwood Joy of Painting Twilight Zone 30 Rock All in the Family Seinfeld Arrested Development ST: TNG

happy may day! every right you have as a worker was written in blood ❤️

Somewhere that's green, in other words. It's insane that the satirical dreams of a character living on literal skid row are now effectively out of reach for entire generations.

Crawling naked into a badger den because Democrats refuse to honor me

"It will always be a 'him.'" Yup

The most infuriating thing about this is that his entire campaign was him saying “this time I’m going to be so much worse, you fuckers have no idea how shitty I’m gonna be”

For as much as this administration hates the Pope, they sure seem to enjoy taking cues from the Catholic church's playbook.

Nerd Inferno, the @evandorkin.bsky.social omnibus, is out today. Few artists have the ability to so perfectly combine insight with lowbrow humor. I had to flip ahead to make sure it contained my favorite Milk & Cheese joke of all time, from the strip, "Convention Bound"

I didn't realize AI had built a Kid 606 emulator

First job was in 1989, caddying at a fancy country club (at the time it hosted the Western Open.) Caddies got $6-$12 per loop (18 holes.) Each round of 18 holes took about 4 hours. Tips could range from zero into the hundreds, but I never made more than about $20.

The Feds can try to end Bluesky as a communication and organizing tool for the political opposition, but they're too late. We've already blocked each other so hard no one has any idea what's going on.

A young newlywed couple are driving down to Orlando for their honeymoon. At one point, the husband reaches over and puts his hand on his wife's leg. "We're married now," she says, "you can go further if you want." So he drove to Miami.

Remember how less than three weeks ago the president threatened to kill an entire civilization

What's this late-90s RealPlayer-assed resolution? The theatre putting on a Beetlejuice performance had better quality cameras to capture Boebert giving her date an H.J.

shaking with excitement

(someone commits political violence) Revolution!! Viva la... (reading the first page of the manifesto) ...Foreskin Restoration??

Is there someone dead in the lobby or is there someone in custody? Was the person armed or not? Did he make it into the ballroom or not? Usually there should be a pretty wide grace period on finding this out, but there are literally hundreds of reporters in the room and nobody knows shit.

the elite aren’t powerful politicians or billionaires. common misconception. the elite is anyone i think is cooler than me, funnier than me, more artistic than me, or generally anyone i resent for daring to be happier than i am despite my immense wealth and political clout

"Cave of Forgotten Dreams" is the only 3-d movie I've seen where the effect is absolutely essential to fully appreciate the film.

people act like the star wars prequels are these amazingly prescient texts about the rise of fascism and then you watch them and that’s like 5 minutes of screen time total across the trilogy. the rest of it is either racism or guys waving glow sticks around

"Shut up, baby. I know it."

Same here, the big difference being we've actually spent some time thinking about Ms Theron.

People mock birds' goofy dances and ridiculous feathers, but we're no better.