Lisa needs vases!

Targeted attack on a dockside restaurant in North Carolina. Three dead. Suspect a former Marine sniper in Iraq and Haiti who tried to sue the US govt for “genocide against straight men by the LGBQT community.” Flags at half mast? Endless op-eds? Victims’ faces on coins? www.cnn.com/2025/09/28/u...

OK, Teddy, I need you to trot around the house so I can practice taking photos of wildlife in motion with this new camera. Aaaand, go! Go. Teddy...

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They can't do this in coastal waters for fear of the administration indiscriminately bombing them.

as a christian, one thing i love about trump is that he explicitly rejects the teachings of jesus

Advocates are pushing City Council to help Chicago’s struggling animal shelter. "We should do better." blockclubchi.co/4pzzZrc

Oh no, now Mamdani has to worry about Cuomo picking up that 0.7% of the vote Adams is leaving behind!

Timeline cleanser 🐈

What did she say after that, Ezra Klein? What was the next thing she said in this speech you say you have been obsessing about, that you are organizing your current theory of politics around?

Marc Maron on the Riyadh Comedy Festival American performers c/o @pataphysicien.bsky.social

Taken just a few minutes ago outside the ICE facility in Portland that Trump claims is under siege. My message to Donald Trump is this: we don’t need you here. Stay the hell out of our city.

Drag them

No. Your friends don't secretly hate you. You're just dehydrated.

"There's no credit to be handed out to the performers who straightforwardly said they're doing this gig for the money. It may be honest, but it's also fucking embarrassing." defector.com/all-your-fav...

As Netanyahu addresses the United Nations in New York City this morning, the world recoils in horror at the ongoing genocide in Gaza.

Fuck, why did I have to buy a camera last week?

I’m literally screaming. I went to college in chicago and visited @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social so many times. Now, a movie I shot is playing there. Pinch me. musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...

They've lost the 9yos

One of my favorite stories about this: after a horrible test-screening, Fincher saw the flyer used to draw people to the screening. It offered them a chance to see "a new movie featuring the stars of 'Driving Miss Daisy' and 'Legends of the Fall.'"

hey @jimmykimmel.com you won your battle, for the moment, with a lot of help from the public, now pay it forward and have this woman on your show

God I love this show.

bluesky has a problem: shit sucks real bad everywhere and that's what's on everybody's mind all the time. everything else also has this same problem

This guy's offering commissions so he can justify splurging on a nice pen! For obvious reasons, I identify with his plight (except for the part where he can draw and I can't.)

1. There Will Be Blood 2. Hard Eight 3. Boogie Nights 4. Punch-Drunk Love 5. Magnolia 6. Licorice Pizza 7. The Master 8. Inherent Vice Saving "Phantom Thread" for when I need it...

reminder to folks: Disney backing down was 0% because of a principled stance, purely a financial panic, they are not on our side and the moment they think they'll earn another dime next quarter by siding with a dictator or accepting an elon check worth more than every subscription combined they will

Liberals: Jimmy Kimmel is back on the air! We rescued free speech! Everyone else who remains fired for saying true things about Charlie Kirk: so uhhh

Gonna just say, if it's this easy to protest against the monolith that is Disney. Then there is no excuse for people to be clinging to Harry Potter. Like, if the needle can be moved against Disney, people can make it move against JK Rowling. Stop the flow of money into her accounts,

Fifty bucks says this is something RFK said to Trump two minutes before the press conference.

watching even a few seconds of the kirk funeral makes it clear a large quantity of this country is ready for full on nazi authoritarianism and we have to really grapple with how much we need to put a stop to this as quickly as possible

As CNN offers daylong saturation coverage of the podcaster’s funeral, I went back and checked to see how CNN covered Melissa Hortman’s memorial on 6/28, where Walz spoke and Biden/Harris attended. It got about four minutes during the hours it was happening—less than Jeff Bezos’s wedding that day.

AND THEN THEY LOST. THEY ALL FUCKING LOST TO REPUBLICANS. IT WAS FIFTEEN YEARS AGO AND THEY NEVER GOT ELECTED AGAIN BECAUSE PEOPLE JUST VOTED FOR THE REPUBLICAN. DO ACTUALLY NOT FUCKING COMPREHEND WHY THAT HAPPENED

the little mysteries

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oh fuck off

This is Mickey's wide mouth erasure and I won't stand for it.

Again Bouie from the top rope

Don't apologise for your dog showing up during the Zoom, apologise for hiding him all this time

I'll often play music at mid-volume on my phone when I'm out riding my bike alone. Anyone who hears it will only be bothered for a few seconds, no more than a radio in a passing car, and it's safer than wearing headphones on the street

Somebody got their hands on those files, didn't they?

cancelling Disney+ and Hulu is well and good but it’s not a huge hit on an individual level but Disney adults? people who spend real money at the parks? you guys can make a dent, call ‘em up and tell them your vacation is postponed until they pull their heads out of their asses

So locked in that when he'd give up a run-scoring single, I'd immediately think "oh, he probably did that on purpose because, like, the runner on third was messing with his rhythm or something"

The Heritage Foundation is one of the worst organizations in the modern world. A cesspit of sick nazi fucks. Every single idea, every single person who comes out of it makes the world a worse place. Creepy crawly death cult. Yeah I’m not very fond of them.

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Name an animal you don't respect: Every Canadian goose I've ever met acts like that drunk guy at last call who's realizing he's not getting laid tonight and has switched into "looking for a fight" mode.

“When was Joe Biden president?” remains the most difficult question in politics

I do feel for the dozen or so people who genuinely thought Donald Trump and Republicans cared about free speech. It’s gotta be hard having to call your bank three to four times a year to tell them you fell for the wallet inspector again.