the coming of fascism is not intended as a distraction from the price of chips. they are doing the thing they want to do because they want to do it and youre letting them

I can’t go to the grocery store alone right now because ICE is racially profiling and abducting people who aren’t white

Every time Trump breaks the clear letter of the law, the NYT and WaPo write a story about how he’s “pushing boundaries” or “testing the limits of his authority” He's not Chuck Yeager, guys. He's a crook.

They say you can judge a person by how many stegosaurs they own.

This is Luna. She faked having a paw injury after her human hurt their leg. Figured they felt silly hopping around like that and thought it'd be less embarrassing if she did it too. 13/10 (IG: claassenam)

"We're still trying to figure out the meaning of that last phrase"

Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip

I know many fine people who are also Bears fans, and I don't wish those people ill, but I also hope the Bears never ever win another Super Bowl. They won once 40yrs ago and this city still won't shut up about it. The Bulls' dynasty had less cultural staying power than Ditka's fucking mustache.

I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂

Reminds me of one of my favorite memes:

One of my favorites

Among any number of other factors, Trump will also sell out his closest ally in any situation if someone else comes along who could fill the same roll and also give the slightest hint that she might suck his dick.

New: We built an interactive map of every ICE contractor working with the Trump administration. readsludge.com/2026/01/16/t...

Whoever runs the .gov block list tracker thingy is on the ball, they've already been added

People: Do something! Politicians: (do nothing) People: (do something) Politicians: Do nothing!

[panel of esteemed scientists] "We think we found a way to stop Godzilla before he can destroy the city." [guy in back row whose entire family got stepped on in the previous scene] "No, don't take the bait!"

[Bill Pullman, giving his speech in "Independence Day"] Today is the day we will NOT TAKE THE BAIT!" [crowd cheers, alien death ray disintegrates the base]

“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy

They gave that prize to Kissinger. Two school bullies could pass it back and forth in the latrine for all I care.

Why we shouldn't stay silent: "What white people feel in this moment is a hypothetical fear that is currently a very real fear for others ... a fear that what IS happening to them COULD happen to us."

"Toxic empathy" is dumb code a guy uses when he's trying to explain to his family why he should be allowed to call a nearby well-dressed man "f@ggy."

On the ground here in Minnesota, it’s hard to reconcile the immense bonds of community that have been built in a week with the fact that we live in a country whose government appropriated billions of dollars to an unaccountable paramilitary force whose sole purpose is ethnic cleansing.

They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.

My fucking hero

My favorite Disney story: when he was building a mini-train on his home property years before Disneyland, he wanted a curved tunnel so passengers couldn't see the exit as they entered the tunnel. 1/

As a fan of the game *and* Lords of Acid, that song was like crack for me.

Read through the entire lineup, genuinely surprised they didn't sneak in a DJ set from Kyle Rittenhouse.

There you have it; the Trump admin allows ICE lawyer James Rodden to stay on the job. His personal social media account praised Hitler, supported white nationalism, and said that America started going downhill the day that Lincoln was elected.

To any ICE agents reading this who are from down south—you have never experienced anything like this cold. Our European climate equivalent is literally Stalingrad. It will hurt to breathe. You will be outside in it. So will we, but we are used to it. Next week is what will break you.

Fucking die of natural causes already.

People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .

Fuck that. Abolish ICE.

This is also the recommended tactic for when you see a Cybertruck.

From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

My girlfriend (now-wife) traveled from Chicago to DC to be one of those "hysterical pussy hats" at the 2017 inauguration, and despite her myriad personal and professional accomplishments, I've never been more proud of her.

Love the columns where Breihan just straight up admits he doesn't know what he's talking about. Also: "Monster Squad" mentioned!

Keep an eye out

“okay, genie, my wish is for there to be a bunch of new greek myths to learn about. they have to be just as good as the old ones. they’d need to be, like ‘found’? all at the same time is too obvious, so maybe the first researcher inspires—“ “hey, don’t tell me how to genie”

Watch out for ice, dipshit

They've recruited an army of Jeff Goloolys and Shawn Eckardts because it's not enough to make people afraid of LEO overreach, we have to be afraid of being killed by aggressive incompetence. They want scared mice hiding under beds.

"Conservatives want live babies so they can grow up to be dead soldiers." youtu.be/AvF1Q3UidWM?...

The Dodgers have paid grown men millions of dollars to do what Decoy will do for free. ❤️

GTFO of here with that bullshit, man. They’re explicitly telling us whose side they’re on. You sound delusional.

Cops circled the wagons around themselves in 2020 and it paid off. They didn't give a single inch, and eventually everyone else's resolve wore down and they got to keep doing exactly what they've always done. Now the administration is using the same tactics.

So you can just holler stuff at a cop's mic and have the chatbot bake that into whatever is happening as fact.

> It is too strategically important for the US to leave it vulnerable