Happy half-Labsgiving from Pancakes!

MAGA families celebrating Thanksgiving

It's a well-established fact that jerking off once in a while can be a healthy form of stress relief. Too bad his son won't let him.

Happy Thanksgiving

Rob your racist family members

Sorry to the @fangraphs.com writer who was ready to entirely log off for the long weekend

just one reporter hitting trump with a “hey man fuck you” would speed things up by at least a few months, depending on the delivery. the delivery matters a lot

Every young man should be taught the lesson this kitty learned on his own.

Fuck yeah

If people want to understand why American politics went bananas in 2012, the reason is that the moderate black President took a modest but consequential step toward decoupling healthcare from employment and every billionaire immediately poured their entire portfolio into race-hate media

A friend who teaches theology shared with me a post about CS Lewis's Mere Christianity, which discusses foundational Christian logic across denominations. It reminded me of Dale's tweet below, and I wanted to share some thoughts here regarding modesty and respectability, which are often hot topics.

Dear @baseballprospectus.com, Will we see a return of the Golden Age column during the offseason? Sincerely, A guy who just turned 50

I actually really like most of my family and have gotten along with my in-laws, both past and present. My worst Thanksgiving experiences have just been varying degrees of boredom because I don't watch football.

Observers at the lakefront this morning kept a healthy distance, helped by the fact that the owl I've named Coconut was on the end of a C-shaped path, so ~200ft as the crow flies was in reality more like 1/4mi of a walk away. Even a 200mm zoom only got a decent medium shots.

Hal Steinbrenner is one Kendall Roy-ass motherfucker

Honestly I find this kind of typo charming.

they are not playing 3D chess. they are fucking idiots.

This list is real bad and I recommend against even clicking on it. The biggest problem is that "comedy" is such a broad genre that you end up with too many apples-to-oranges comparisons. No one in their right mind would ever compare "Spinal Tap" with "Sideways," so why bother ranking them?

A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)

DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.

I know Defunctland and Jenny Nicholson have been on podcasts together in the past, but if they ever team up to make a video together, it might be enough to actually straighten out Disney at least a little bit.

A movie that takes place where you're from

"Dead in the middle of Little Italy/ Little did we know/ We riddled some middlemen/ Who didn't do diddly"

there’s a new movie out. some wizard of oz bullshit

I'm barely 20 minutes in, but this is as predictably depressing as you'd expect. Props to Be Kind Rewind for having the stomach to actually attend this disaster and then spend several more hours afterwards thinking about it and revisiting its horrific images.

people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat

I don't care about that dumb bitch or any of the men she fucked or any of their shitty articles about her. put her on an ice floe and shove her out to sea forever

Trump’s desire to be loved leads to contradictions and no real loyalties. He’s always been like this.

"Dead in the middle of Little Italy/ Little did we know/ We riddled some middlemen/ Who didn't do diddly"

Every person in the room who didn't speak up when Trump said "quiet piggy" instantly became Grover Dill from "A Christmas Story," and I hope at least some of them realize it.

Here's a parlay he can try for next time: go fuck yourself, shithead.

I’ve spent a lot of the last three years investigating the rise of anti-trans politics. Often, it came back to the controversy over trans women athletes. So I teamed up with @pablo.show to look into the leading figure on the issue: Riley Gaines. www.motherjones.com/politics/202... 1/

Jeremy Strong is currently in talks to portray him on film.

BREAKING: 30 more Starbucks locations are joining the strike. Starbucks workers in 25 cities are jumping into the week-long strike. Now @sbworkersunited.org members at 95 stores in 65 cities have walked off the job.

This is Cole. He is a deaf service dog at Dr. William Mennies Elementary School. He just turned 9, and all of his students learned sign language to sing him happy birthday at a massive party. 14/10 for all (IG: colethedeafdog)

Read something about how that new Running Man movie is bad but so was the original one and that movie rules

My wife looked at me funny this evening when she mentioned "pinwheel sandwiches" and I asked what they were. I don't know *everything,* Carrie. I just know everything about dogs, bicycles, and the history of NASA's Silver Snoopy Award.

A good counter point to victim blaming rhetoric is noting that the best cyclists in the world get hit by drivers. It's not about skill; it's about lack of infrastructure and dangerous drivers (yes, even in the Netherlands). This happened in broad daylight too.

An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say "When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."

Deep cut!

I will never forget having to edit Jamal’s final, posthumous piece for the Washington Post, after he was murdered. He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here : www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...

Happy 40th birthday to Bill Waterson’s ‘Calvin and Hobbes’. A work of consummate, stubborn, human, and more-than-human art.

[should've-stopped-Hitler-at-Munich voice] 10 fucking years ago, a debate moderator called him out for referring to women as "pigs" and he said "only Rosie O'Donnell" and that somehow wasn't the end of his political career. The moderator basically went "ooh, good comeback" and moved on.

"When opportunity presents itself: be a profiteer!"

We gotta start close-reading Dead Kennedys album artwork like it’s the writings of Nostradamus

Waaay ahead of ya