Hahahaha, Wemby is not real.

NBC getting in plenty of crowd shots of the nuns to provide counterbalance with the ladies sitting directly behind Mitch Johnson

Damn nice throw, KU outfielder.

One more. I hear this was also the title of Jake Sisko's biography of his father.

The really fun part about this game, is that the same episode title can easily mean completely different plots for each series. Episode descriptions in alt text:

I hope we remember how happy we all were on that one Friday night we all made fake Star Trek episodes

I can tell I'm getting old, because the guys with court side seats at NBA games who are constantly standing up like they're coaching the team is really starting to piss me off.

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

Either going to be one of the best or one of the worst eps there is.

Hell yes.

Pound the Giants under this year.

Really love that Chuck Jones was so upset with the premise of Space Jam that it briefly turned him into a powerscaler

"Bettina" sounds like a fake name Junior made up in a panic when someone questioned his Canadian Girlfriend.

I say this without a hint of irony or jest:

Logging on to Bluesky dot Com every morning

If we were still a functioning country, this would be a green-lit Pixar movie by the end of the week.

OKAY STEPHON!!!

The Emperor's new clothes are truly magnificant.

2016 web developer worries: "man, divs really are hard to center!" 2026 web developer worries: "there are 639 compromised npm package versions in tonight’s Mini Shai-Hulud wave"

Knicks not playing Robinson down the stretch, Allen and Mobley playing well, so of course it's all Mitchell and Harden lofting up late shot clock prayers.

Lol, Breen had to take back a "Bang!"

This is really impressive by the Cavs.

Data from Star Trek but he uses 5 billion pounds of water per day and any time you ask him anything he gets the answer wrong.

vulcan nerve pinch youtube tutorial

Woke up, still can’t get over a 22 year old dropping 40 and 20 against the defending champs in his first conference finals game on the road.

Angels Appearing before the Shepherds, by Henry Ossawa Tanner, 1910

My name is Ozymandias, king of kings; Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

looking at Wemby's stat line

Fuck it Wemby down there somewhere

Just giggling like a schoolgirl watching Wemby at the end here.

40-20!

A 35/20 in a conference finals game has got to be a pretty damn short list, at least in the past 50 years or so.

I am speechless.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME ALIEN?????????????

Running for a breakaway dunk when you know Wemby is behind you has got to be one of the scariest things that can happen to you on a basketball court.

HELL YES OVERTIME

Been wanting this series since December and it's already exceeding expectations

Wemby - 22 Castle - 21 Harper - 20 God Almighty.

Alex Caruso, like Charlie Brown, has ho's.