If this were a movie with Air Bud as one of the stars it would be too unrealistic and have to get re-written

That's an S-Tier bat flip. Pro's pro.

Good grief what got into the Commanders?

Yankees team is making history

Fix your hearts or die

If any other president was 57 minutes late to an event addressing service members, there would be wall-to-wall coverage on all 3 major cable news networks addressing whether or not the president cares about the military.

It feels like we're going to spend like 10 years trying to decide if Spencer Rattler is good or not.

"British" should be the default accent for all sports announcers. If we must have AI, use it to make Troy Aikman sound like he's from Liverpool.

Oh shit did Jay get some Peter Thiel money or was promised some if she did some housecleaning for him before they took this place over

We should stop calling it the second term and just call it what it is, The Grift

The end is white supremacy; it's Miller wanting all these brown people out of his country. The end is a techno-oligarchy in which power is brokered by guys like Thiel and Musk, the chief qualification for subordinates is white masculinity, and all work is performed by beings they don't have to pay.

New space mutiny nickname just dropped

Whew

Holy shit KU D, what an incredible half.

Will Frost go for 2?

Does this creature have a soul

ESPN is simultaneously analyzing and trolling Mississippi State’s offense.

Suddenly fascinated how a team has a 6'10" dude on the roster and they make him an O-lineman and not a TE. Like, I'd pay money to see the super cut of him bricking catches in practice.

Before reading this, did you even remember we were still going to get a Fast X Pt 2? Because I sure as hell didn't. The first one was 2 years ago.

UCLA somehow got some little nuggets of incompetence left to show us.

BRUINS!

Oh Penn State…will you ever be a real boy?

Somewhere in America, a young Hispanic girl is hiding in an attic writing a diary.

[Depeche Mode voyce]: 🎶 REACHE OUT TOUCHE GRASS 🎶

Reposted with alt text. Also, from a cursory look, this appears to basically be true, which is pretty funny. Philosophers... debate.

It’s almost impossible to figure out how to bear witness to horrible things while also knowing those things are absolutely getting off on controlling your emotional state and my only advice is that they remastered Final Fantasy Tactics with some really nice voice acting

*beastie boys* well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER getting paid peanuts by the HOUR all the employees are taking TURNS getting abused by mr BURNS and so he became a union MAN going on strike for a dental PLAN didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES

absolutely fucking incredible. this belongs in both the bsky louvre and the actual louvre

Sad news from Hollywood today, where AI actress Tilly Norwood was unintentionally deleted by a virus scan. Producers are hopeful that Tilly can yet be recovered, but are still on hold with McAfee support.

Good morning! You feel like you’re going crazy because their attempts to bludgeon you into submission with weaponized unreality aren’t working on you. Keep it up. You’re doing great.

MST3K’s Joel Robinson: “Oh wow!”

just thinking about the first time i met Dr. Goodall. I was at the Dallas Zoo and ran into her out of the blue. I told her I was a huge fan and I'll never forget her response: "I am not Jane Goodall. I'm not even a woman. Please stop shaking my hand." that's just how Jane was, incredibly humble.

Should we take something from the fact that these Google AI commercials running during the WC games are all giving us stats based on baseball superstitions?

"Microsoft says its Agent Mode in Excel has an accuracy rate of 57.2 percent in SpreadsheetBench...It’s still behind the human accuracy of 71.3 percent, though." Perfect. No notes. "Board room ready" for sure.

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

good morning to the history makers

this is the third time Donald Trump has shut down the government while his party controls both houses of Congress

Impressive how one political party can control the White House, the House, the Senate, and the Supreme Court, but not bear responsibility for whether the federal government functions. Neat trick.

I can't believe Chapman got out of that.

All these games today and Marlins Man chose Yanks/Sox? C'mon,man!

I am begging one single pool reporter, ask him to explain how one can save 1000% on something.

Love something in your life as much as ESPN loves showing the same shot of both baseball managers in sunglasses looking on expressionlessly from their dugouts.

Conservatives have been telling me my entire life that the reason the second amendment exists is to prevent this exact situation. Every accusation is a projection.

You don’t have to read between the lines. Trump is literally saying, publicly and out loud, that he is at war — actual, military-involved war — with Americans and American cities he personally dislikes. That impeachment is politically off the table is a national scandal.

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Is warsplaining a thing? Because I think Hegseth is warsplaining to Generals.

I literally cannot believe they're televising this. I had just assumed it was going to be a private, perhaps top secret meeting, given the audience. This moron looks like he's trying to sell them timeshares at some Tampa Holiday Inn.