when u tax the rich

This has to be the funniest question AND response I've ever seen in a poll. Less than half of Republican men think they could beat Trump in a fight. What a bunch of pathetic losers.

I get upset sometimes that men's fashion became so aggressively boring in my lifetime because just look at how fucking slutty Bruce is dressed here 🥵 😋 💦

conservatives are just domesticated people

i have been in bed for like 3 days straight. i haven't been this sick in a long time 🤒

A Yes cover band called Yep

he's looking at his wall collage of sexy green m&m's

the summoning salt video about these scientology speedruns is gonna go crazy one day

my kitten grew up too fast 😭😭 he's still my tiny baby though 💁🏼‍♀️

getting my ffs soon!! been dreaming about this foreverrrrrr

mango surgery

necessary. it took me like 3 tries before my keyboard even suggested the word 😮‍💨

GO GO GODZILLA

Pigeons don't get enough respect

boosette, so scary!

Fun fact: Women's sports are segregated not to protect women, but to protect *men* from losing *to* a woman. Don't believe me? Look up Jackie Mitchell. Struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig. Then suddenly women were unfit to play baseball.

ADOBE: welcome to photoshop. what would you like to do. here is an AI tool ME: i would like to draw a rectangle. i am selecting the rectangle tool ADOBE: did you say AI? ME: rectangle please ADOBE: sorry but i can only do that in an insane way now. here is a new layer and a vector for some reason

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

“you came back!” ✨🥹

new tomodachi is the best shit ever even if it was fucked up when sol badguy clocked my wife

trying to post through it rn

we know

Phew managed to make it another day without getting a nazi tattoo. It’s hard out here. Just nazi tattoos roaming the streets attaching themselves to people. Stay woke

spaghetti time ⚔️

It is imperative that every single one of you plays actual 2/10 shit-trash once in a while to center yourselves

i gotta say my boobs are really growing on me

Dark Magician Girl [Yu-gi-oh] #art #digitalart #artsky #darkmagiciangirl #yugioh #anime #fanart #animegirl

The city has changed me. When a mentally ill person yells that he hopes i die because i’m a “psychologically disturbed lesbian whore” im just like wow my fit must go crazy today if thats the energy im giving off. You cannot hurt my feelings.

just had a thought...

slipknot should do a tinydesk concert. get them all back there

have we tried unplugging america and plugging it back in?

do you think nappas head extends backwards like a xenomorph when he goes super saiyan 3?

I went and saw Project Hail Mary. A guy came in with his service dog and the dog sat there the whole time just concentrating on the movie. Afterwards I told the guy I was amazed your dog watched the movie like that. He replied, me too especially because he hated the book.

"What can Democrats do?" When the South Korean president attempted to declare martial law, South Korean lawmakers literally fought through tanks and military forces and climbed fences to get into their Parliament building to stop him. So, you know, that.

jam is short for jamantha

seems like you understand it pretty good

sometimes people forget happiness and sadness are not mutually exclusive. you can be sad and still experience happiness. there is nothing wrong with being sad

sometimes people forget happiness and sadness are not mutually exclusive. you can be sad and still experience happiness. there is nothing wrong with being sad

I’ve never seen a picture of a chicken go harder than this

Fighting game players calling 13 different characters "Top 5"

First hit is $10.

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless