who the hell is steve jobs

Bluesky going to work over on Twitter

my wife and i bought a house!! i finally have my own home!! this has been my dream since i was a little girl 😭😭

i haven't showered since last year 🤣🤣 #haha #sofunny #canyoubelievethis #LOL

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

ARE YOU READY TO MAKE YOUR LEMON PIG DOES EVERYONE HAVE THEIR LEMONS

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

Show me how your 2025 went

i really hate that americans call it 'soccer' when literally everyone else in the world calls it kickball

warhammer update: i have acquired little dudes

james cameron every few years

Dragon Quest enemy ass pose

If "It's Hip To Be Square" came out now it would be called "It's Peak To Be Cringe" and would be by Huey Lewis and the iPad! #cantmakethisup #yagottabekiddingme #cmon

Simply Having A wonderful

"we only use AI for coming up with ideas" no you don't. you use AI to come up with the a bland version of other people's ideas. there is currently NOBODY more replaceable than you

if i had to be cursed with life, glory be to god for allowing me to share time with ritz crackers

festive holiday video (dec 21, 2023)

oh that isn't smoke. its steam! from the steam winter sale!

Girls will say "I know a spot" then take you here

the need is just too much sometimes. i guess i just have to act out more 🤷🏼‍♀️

Metroid Prime 4 (2025) Despite all the vaginal imagery it seems like the developers at Retro Studios couldn't quite find the clitoris. They didn't manage to hit the G-spot. There was no orgasm. An unsatisfying experience. /A+K

a family

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

Seattle will move forward with its World Cup “Pride Match” on June 26 despite objections from Iran and Egypt over the Pride branding. Both nations asked FIFA to intervene, but local organizers say the plans stand.

our upstairs neighbor sounds like that chef from sesame street throwing a tantrum

my trauma therapist was left speechless after i told her my childhood trauma. is this winning therapy?

my kitten is sleeping on me and he keeps farting 🤢

here's my kitten for caturday. i can't believe my tiny man is 8 months old

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

here's my kitten for caturday. i can't believe my tiny man is 8 months old

florida is just the elder crossing for boomers

not a great start to the day… a battlebot got under my feet and flipped me

i think i might get into warhammer. i wanna try and paint some little dudes

Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.

you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea

A really fucking depressing read but something my pnw sisters really need to know

rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"

Interviewer: “What do you say to trans kids who are starting their transition?” Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."

our kitten has grown much too fast! he so big now, but he will always be my sweet and terrifying little monster <3

New OC couple pose challenge just dropped

this ad changed something in me as a young lass

this is terrible news for gamestores. funko pops are load bearing walls

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

“Mmmmm I hate to say it Homie but we may have to team up if we have any hope of defeating Krusty”

the mood for today