Me every morning for the last year when I sit down to compile “Today In Lawlessness”

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

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why’s is everyone nostalgic for 2016 are you crazy

Western Motel - 1957 https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/3103519

A Great Metro Happened Here

Washington Spirit fans again with the “Free DC!” chant at the 51st minute. #NWSL #thatsthespirit #WOSO

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When Stephen Miller hijacks the Major League Baseball social media account

DC is made up of vibrant communities and hard-working people who are the backbone of our culture and economy. We are small business owners, veterans, teachers, nurses, police officers, and civil servants. We are Americans who deserve the same freedom to govern ourselves that other Americans enjoy.

Western Motel - 1957 https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/3103519

Western Motel - 1957 https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/3103519

our occupying army won't even stand to the right on the escalator

Hey DC - how to distinguish the paramilitary goons from the National Guard goons in the Big Balls Goon Show, via @nlgnews.bsky.social

Too real.

DC should have exactly one statehood and one national guard not zero statehood and seven national guards

Cash Rules Everything Around My Brass Bonanza

Washington, D.C., has a population roughly equivalent to Alaska's. And it has zero senators. If D.C. had senators, the GOP megablil bill would have failed today. Instead, Murkowski got carve-outs and money for Alaska, and then voted to subject DC to the bill

No kings in wild, wonderful West Virginia today.

Nobody let @patdennis.bsky.social see this.

Goodbye forever, Ed.

Hearing from a friend how ICE on Tues was hanging out near both campuses of Mundo Verde in DC, a bilingual public elementary school, but never attempted entry. Why? In part bc "10 parents at each campus" offered to take shifts of working outside the school all day. That's community right there.

Friends in DC: If you are able, please show up to (peacefully) stand with the parents of Mundo Verde School on P Street to keep ICE out of the building. Parents need help maintaining the human chain, and could use water + snacks for the rest of the week. Please spread the word!!

Your kids get a max of two toys and then grow up to work in the same factory as their father and grandfather screwing in tiny screws. It’s called The American Dream.

Your winning team, with an 11:59 donation carefully engineered for maximum rivalry hilarity: The Michigan Wolverines, at $181,310.

Old North Church in Boston last night on the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere's ride.

Have been saying this for a while now, but, if picking this fight is a political loser, then all is lost. So we might as well act on the premise that it isn't.

every fucking coward who voted for rfk's confirmation should be publicly shamed every time they show their worthless faces. I don't think this level of fury is really productive in any way but I'm acknowledging it

Paging Senator Bill Cassidy MD, an actual liver disease specialist.

republicans are disappearing people under the guise of fighting antisemitism and can’t even pretend to give a fuck when a jewish governor’s house gets firebombed on passover

Cons of the Current Situation:  Losing a lot of money every day.  Terrible uncertainty.  Jobs at risk.  America in disarray. Pros of the Current Situation: Get to use a lot of fun phrases like "dead cat bounce" and "limit down."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Cory Booker endured two seasons played for pre-Jim Harbaugh Stanford. He can keep going indefinitely

every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Trump take beer

If I had known this was the official Country Over Party I would've brought more booze.

Americans root for people who stand up for themselves, whether they do it in a newsletter, at a press conference, through an influencer, or on social media. But they won’t root for a pushover, just because he happens to be on TikTok. www.offmessage.net/p/democrats-...

Polling today suggests that, for all the handwringing about fragmented media channels and Democratic messaging that I have enthusiastically participated in, it is in fact getting through to the median voter that what's happening is 1) crazy and 2) not fixing inflation

Most people are not fine with this. Most people are unaware of it. The ones who are happy about it are a lot louder but not more numerous than Americans who oppose it. Leaders of the oppo party need to have the courage to oppose cruelty instead of just chasing what’s perceived as popular.

Cranks united! (Though may give Deep Seek a spin at some point)

Roll on Columbia, roll on. www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3mu...

Make your calls. Go to your town halls. Ask your state and local officials what they are doing under state and local law. Rest. Hydrate. Make soup for the hungry. Don’t let people tell you that you’re doing it wrong. Not a sprint. Not a marathon. A relay. Find your team. Thank you.

someone should do something about all of the problems

"Citizenship by birth is an unequivocal Constitutional right. It is one of the precious principles that makes the United States the great nation that it is. The President cannot change, limit, or qualify this Constitutional right via an executive order." Full ruling here https://buff.ly/42Qibzr

Best wishes to all the government attorneys about to get cut off from Westlaw.

No man can eat 100,000 eggs.

If you’re in line to drop a negative story about RFK Jr the day before his confirmation hearing, stay in line!

Only put tender hearts in blenders.