I read this entire book! It’s really good and if you like rolling dice and moving counters and it’s the only time you feel genuinely calm then this book is for you

I have a long list of places I’d like to visit and none of them are in the US so not too worried personally, sorry if you have to go there for work but you can probably just do it over zoom

Well fuck America

You wanna try me, sunshine? I’ll fucking light up! Yeah, you press me, see what happens

Participation trophy

If we're not at war, Pete Hegseth is a murderer. If we are at war, Pete Hegseth is still a murderer. He's a murderer. And you don't need to go to The Hague to hold him accountable because there are perfectly good, American laws AGAINST MURDER. My latest in @thenation.com

Showing me a needle shot on a story about a measles outbreak gets me to associate vaccination with disease... which is wrong.

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

Happy thanksgiving dickheads

I wouldn’t want to come to racist island either

Love that he has to constantly out himself as being old as shit every time he poorly denies being a racist child

When I asked Nigel Farage's spokesman last week, he flatly denied that his boss had ever racially abused anyone. Now Farage is only saying he never did so in a "hurtful way". Does he think there's a non-hurtful way to racially abuse someone?

So, to recap, just this week... -- Trump's negotiators adopt Russia's "peace" (surrender) plan for Ukraine; -- Farage's Reform UK colleague is sentenced to 10 years in prison for pro-Russia bribery; -- Musk accidentally outs numerous "MAGA" accounts as Russian troll farms. #RussiaRussiaRussia

He’s what my grandma used to call an Fing C

I bought some games and records today! Come with me to the alt text and we’ll talk about them

It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time

Trying to be more positive on here didn’t work. We go again! Did you know that Tim has got a new motor?

The only Legitimate Concerns about asylum seekers are concerns for their well being and safety. For a rich country like ours to incessantly whine about these people as if we are their victims is perhaps the single most pathetic spectacle in British politics over the past quarter century.

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America is broken

the man has admitted to sexually assaulting people and was legally proven by a court of law to be sexually assaulting people (a notoriously hard thing to do) but I’m sure this new evidence that he was sexually assaulting people will really wake up the base. It’ll be our lucky sexual assault evidence

This clutch of fucks… we literally put a sex-crime ring at the center of global power. Utter madness.

probably something an innocent man would do

Genuinely if you don’t understand why this would be a terrible idea you didn’t like experience what the last budget actually did. It’s like Trump’s tariffs were the consumer fits the bill- this won’t just be a tax on employers and “lol fuck them”- the employees are the ones who suffer

My grandmother's TV now lives on my bedroom dresser so my kittens have a cozy little place to take their afternoon naps.

The way John Cena talks about BTS is how I feel about Twice Went to see One In A Mill10n tonight and it was wonderful www.instagram.com/reel/DM-rAK0...

Vital piece of investigative reporting from Sky. They've uncovered the X algorithm which feeds users extremist right wing material from the moment they join the site. It is a far-right radicalisation engine, by design. news.sky.com/story/the-x-...

Some of my socks have worn through and are just bad socks so these are now going to be my only socks. I will buy three more packs and then throw all my old socks into the recycling

The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.

Unless it is preceded by “Super Mario” I fucking hate the word bros People saying “tech bros” or “film bros” or captioning a cat “bro was just hungry” or whatever, any of these uses- even if you are using them as an insult- make me feel unwell

Feels a bit sad for Halloween to be on a Friday and to have no plans

if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit

I fucking knew it.

Oh no, the King is praying with the Pope! Definitely have an opinion on this that is anything other than neither of those roles should exist

This dog looks like she asked me if we have smart phones in the north and then laughed at my trainers

So glad they finally have a president who’s good with ballrooms

Ten years ago you didn't hear some new scandal about Nazis every fucking day. This is not normal, and it's not okay.

whomst amongst us

Saw a video ranking all of Twice’s solo songs and they put this goddamn masterpiece in last place. Immediately turned it off, that person has no taste But you do so please enjoy Chicken fries, chicken fries youtu.be/VbeGAamilHE?...

visual metaphor

I might be ready to play Ghost Of Yotei

right winger identifying fascism

"republican staffers are all literal nazis" is less of a groupchat thing and more of a posting on main thing at this point

Here’s what I had for dinner

I won three runs of Hades 2 over the weekend. Not completed a surface run yet- or even got to the final area

I would love this!