Lookit this pretty lady! ❤️

Please die

TONIGHT! FANTASTIC TALES! BRITISH BRITISH BRITISH! Sci-fi by GASLIGHT! IMPROVISED! DON'T MISS THIS SHOW! COME SEE! outsideintheatre.vbotickets.com/event/fantas...

If Trump and his conspirators don't face justice - full, complete, and total justice - our country isn't worth shit.

TONIGHT! FANTASTIC TALES! BRITISH BRITISH BRITISH! Sci-fi by GASLIGHT! IMPROVISED! COME SEE! outsideintheatre.vbotickets.com/event/fantas...

Opening up commissions again for one of the few times this year. This time it's to benefit Hilltop Nursery School. Bid on a custom comic portrait today: givebutter.com/c/HilltopLA/...

War on Truth…

If you are in Los Angeles this Friday, you have the chance to see a very prestigious, theatrical event that is very prestigious and theatrical and not at all improvised. With special guest Keiko Agena. outsideintheatre.vbotickets.com/event/none_a...

I’m sure the Supreme Court will be happy to declare “No Backsies” only applies when the entrails of the goat show it to be the truth.

The Golden Age of everything costs more, former allies all hating us, bombing new countries monthly, huge ballrooms and triumphal arches, crypto pump and dumps, AI data centers, record debt, protestors shot, absentee House, Epstein coverup, private jets for affairs, and FBI security for girlfriends.

No WMDs, but don’t worry - the war is still really useful for distracting from the many many many crimes.

The popular new "Soilent" foods are great. I like the green - very much like pork - and very cheap.

I'm in this show on Sunday (the 1st) and two weeks later on the 15th - COME SEE! DON'T MISS THIS ONE! outsideintheatre.vbotickets.com/event/fantas...

This fuckin slaps. But in a sad way. youtu.be/tFKlkCFcp2I?...

Accurate. They just didn’t specify who’d be feasting.

no i will not be watching the dementiamogged liemaxxer

“Potential” doing some REAL heavy lifting here.

Teaching a class on Keith Johnstone's improvisational narrative techniques next month! outsideintheatre.vbotickets.com/event/improv...

It's crazy how many sources of major news appear to have the exact opposite of these as their mission statements.

This will be long, but I believe it's important: TL:DR The state of CA is proposing a bill to make it illegal to allow personal maker devices (like 3D printers) from making firearms: calmatters.digitaldemocracy.org/bills/ca_202... It's not just about guns, it's about surveilling your workshop

What is the opposite of jury nullification?

As the world reels from the president's rant and threats of additional tariff chaos, I'd just like to remind the UK that they recently arrested someone who could probably bring down this entire house of cards with very little incentive.

The dangers of the air fryer.

It is every US citizen's duty to buy a paintgun.

I'm assuming because the economic chaos caused by this bullshit causes voters to absolutely reject these fuckers and next year we swear in a democratic majority. So maybe he's right?

1/ Last night's dream: Tarnation Junction. A friend invited me to a theatrical "larplike" experience. We showed up and they put us in mouse costumes, friend was excited and wearing a motion capture rig and went off somewhere. We were released into a mouse village with other audience members and -

Trump made $4B in his first year of his second term. Trump is suing the IRS for $10B. Trump just announced the US will contribute $10B to his Board of Peace. A $10 billion contribution to a Board that he chairs without congressional appropriation or authorization. WAKE THE F*CK UP AMERICA.

Prince Andrew arrested over Epstein ties on the same day South Korea’s ex-president was jailed for life for attempting a coup. Lord, I have seen what you’ve done for others 🙏🙏 www.bbc.com/news/article...

As someone, who had the misfortune, to grow up under a leninist dictatorship I can attest, that THIS is pure #stalinism People in Florida now have universities that are governed like the ones in the Soviet Union 1970. BTW: that lead to soviet science fall behind in every aspect.

It is the patriotic duty of all US citizens to buy paintball guns.

Wow.

Happy shitheads day everyone! What? ... No... Pretty sure today is shitheads day.

> Promise to release the Epstein Files > Release less than 2% of the files > What is seen is some incredibly horrific shit > Tell everyone there will be no more releases > [You Are Here] > The pedophile cabal gets nuked from orbit when someone releases the files unredacted

Goldman: "If Trump wants to put his name on everything, as he does, then let's start calling this the Trump-Epstein files"

Madow did a whole piece last week listing all the places where local organizers had spiked the deals on detention facilities, and it's quiet and spread out and not getting a ton of attention but every fucking one is a hero.

What a horrible person.

At this point, the US is just a bunch of billionaires in a trenchcoat.

Well… this is messed up.

Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".

Concept for a dystopian story: Since corporations are people they can run for office. "The honorable senator Subway from the great state of sandwichtopia has the floor."

That time again

Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’ https://theonion.com/limbless-slippery-rfk-jr-becoming-an-eel-is-a-sign-of-good-health/

Ralph Wiggum’s energy.

This is overt racism. Full stop. There’s no ‘misinterpretation’ and no excuse. This is who he is, who he’s always been, and why he should never be anywhere near power again. And there’s a reason the tapes from The Apprentice have never been released.

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition. Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Every American needs to watch this:

stocks rise as cthulhu continues to cut a wide swath of destruction up and down the east coast - “eldritch horrors from beyond our realm have traditionally been against the capital gains tax” one wall street trader tells me

No new pictures. Where are you mentally?