Ken Hay, 100, 4th Dorset Regiment, with Alexander Churchill, 11, great great grandson and youth Ambassador for the British Normandy Memorial at our DDay service today. One of the main aims of the Memorial is to transmit the memory of what the heroes of 1944 fought for and why to the next generation.

Met a young person who can't find a job bc of AI. His elderly mom is sick and needs home care. He drives Uber to pay rent, but is barely getting by. I told him the White House pool is going to be longer than US skyscrapers and he burst out crying. "Thank you sir," he said, "I needed that."

John Lennon looking over Paul McCartneys shoulder while he's writing "Saw Her Standing There (With Hate In Her Eyes)" on a piece of paper and telling him to just get rid of the stuff in the parentheses and we're good to go

“I’m Kid Rock.” “I’m Naomi Wolf.” “I’m Kanye West.” “I’m Matt Taibbi.” “I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

What do the Pope and most Australians have in common? Neither trust AI companies

OLDFINGER

Reporter to Trump: "How do you define ceasefire?" Trump: “In that part of the world, ceasefire is when you’re shooting in a more moderate manner”

I have just today left to make the rest of what I need for rent, which, I need to sell at least 8 framed pieces to have. I’m…to be honest, quite scared. I have to remain hopeful for things like miracles, so here I am - asking for everyone to please check out my store. www.sol-exposure.com/shop/

Dude lost Bret Michaels lmao

When the hotdog man is a U.S. Senator

Don't do it Mrs. Hippo. Today it's the thermostat, tomorrow it's the TV remote

Sean Trende’s piece on his son’s last day of school is full of joy and sadness and love and is well worth your time. www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/202...

I could not stop laughing at all the Wienie innuendo jammed into this clip. #Wienie500

He just found out dumb has a B in it

Born here, Ume captured hearts around the world with her playful personality, adorable squeaks and curious spirit. Watching her grow alongside mom Yuna has been incredibly special for our staff and community. Join us in wishing Ume safe travels during a farewell weekend, May 30 & 31!

Bittersweet news! Our beloved Malayan tapir, Ume, is heading off to her next big adventure at another accredited zoo in the Midwest in early June. After growing from a spotted little “watermelon on legs” into an independent young tapir, it’s time for Ume to begin the next chapter of her journey.

Abrego Garcia should apply for compensation from the weaponization fund

I guess all the cool mobster names were taken. (From a Table of Authorities filed in a CIRCUIT CASE by a DOJ lawyer)

Kinda defeats the point of having a grand jury if you can just boot everyone who didn’t want to indict, keep everyone who did, and keep trying until you get the result you want.

CLIENT: These federal charges seem serious. What kind of sentence could I get? LAWYER: Depending on the next presidential election, you're looking at somewhere between life imprisonment and becoming a millionaire.

When you need a little music treato and it feels like the 1980s again Split Enz 2026

Good afternoon. Bush’s Beans posted this, I don’t know if it’s real or not.

That’s horrible, but also, she sounds like a peach and I would like to check out her streams.

idk i think Alexander Godunov is worthy of a bust for his acting in Die Hard alone

If I hadn’t seen the plaque I would have assumed that it was Michael Bolton.

A Tapestry of Trees awaits the arrival of the Bayeux Tapestry at the British Museum, with a garden of the plants which would have been growing wild in Sussex when William and co stormed ashore. Tickets on sale for this once in 1,000 year opportunity from 1 July at Britishmuseum.org. Don’t miss it!

Drop an emoji for your favorite detail in this painting. 🐇🌿🐌🦗🐸🌸🐦‍⬛

I hereby dub this the Statue of Limitations

From @steverattner.bsky.social: “This is extraordinary. I've been a professional investor for decades and I haven't made this many trades in my career.” Gobsmacking corruption no previous president would even try, without getting impeached and removed. 🤯 www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Dear God Hashtag late capitalism

HOT DOG FRIES PANDEMONIUM

Delta Goodrem will perform eighth in the Eurovision grand final, where she is one of the favourites to win. Follow live.

Actual famous person Delta Goodrem is here for Australia. You may remember her for her 4 or 5 top 10 singles in the UK or her 12 top 10 singles in Australia #eurovision

🥕 This Groundhog has been stealing a Farmer's crops for years and eats them right in front of his camera @depressionlesss

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05... #auspol

Some people doubt that he’s ended 4,325 wars, but this is clearly a master statesman at work.

The branded tower proposed for Surfers Paradise would have been Australia's tallest building.

Michael Voss has left Carlton resigning with immediate effect following a run of seven consecutive AFL defeats.

“RFK Jr is concerned about your sperm count” is enough to make me log off.

Jared Kushner locked in a board room with a half-dozen random Iranian men who were just there to play dominoes. The translator is trying to use AI but it keeps babbling about goblins. Steve Witkoff is stuck in the bathroom and no one can hear him pounding on the door.

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Ok, of all premature field rushes/pitch invasions, this one has the most flare(s).

For some reason, I find this extraordinarily funny...🤣

white house continues to downplay donald trumps arm meat kinda gooping off; “donald trump has at least 98% of his meat left,” communications director karoline leavitt said, “this is another fake news hoax”

The impending military sexual violence inquiry is a time for Defence to "reckon with" its past. But advocates say it will be half-baked unless defence lifts gag orders on victims ahead of hearings.

One Nation scores an historic win in the Farrer by-election, marking the first time the party has won a Lower House seat in federal parliament.

The ABC projects David Farley has won the Farrer by-election, becoming the first One Nation candidate ever elected to the House of Representatives.