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Stone Cold “Crazy” Hat
about 17 hours ago
Look at this ridiculous primitive country, casting out its sex pests rather than making them Presidents or Mayors or Supreme Court justices
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Micah
about 20 hours ago
*ushering a group of tourists into the next room of their Vatican tour* "and here is the largest collection of sports jerseys ever assembled" "were these donated by some wealthy collector?" "nah, everyone just thought it was funny to troll Leo"
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🎃 Mike Doom & Gloom 🎃
about 17 hours ago
"your honor, the government is just making shit up"
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Heather Cherone
about 23 hours ago
Pritzker addresses Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino. "No child in America should have to go trick or treating in fear that they might be confronted with armed federal agents and have to inhale tear gas." "I honestly can't even believe I have to make this plea."
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shauna
about 19 hours ago
confidential to everyone who said we were being “hysterical” before the election: do fuck off
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Dirt Dork.
1 day ago
That smile says "people are going to be giving me, the Vicar of Christ, sports jerseys for the rest of my time on earth, and that is not a problem I thought I would have in my papacy."
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Jen Dick
2 days ago
Abalone w Thousand Island dressing should be an international crime
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Andrew Beaujon
2 days ago
If your skeleton doesn't stand outside with a sandwich raised, are you really a Washingtonian?
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Sandwich Guy Skeletons Are This Halloween’s Must-Have Decoration in DC - Washingtonian
The government's relentless prosecution of Sean Dunn is giving Washingtonians the scaries.
https://www.washingtonian.com/2025/10/29/sandwich-guy-skeletons-dc-halloween/
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Charlie Fillenwarth
2 days ago
COUNT III We tried dropping an anvil on Kat Abughazaleh’s head to slow her down, but for some reason, the anvil dropped on our own heads. COUNT IV We set up ACME TnT to explode when she ran over the tripwire. She ran over the tripwire, but it delayed exploding until we went to see what was wrong.
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Iris
2 days ago
I recently learned humans should windmill their arms after receiving a vaccination, and would like you to test this for Cat Science.
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Traci
2 days ago
Schedule switcheroo! 😯💥Procedure is happening now, so lots of chaos 😵💫Please help me not worry, and keep sharing/giving, so we can save my home and healthcare now!
gofund.me/e2f782df4
Your support is incredibly invaluable; I appreciate your grace and mercy xx 🩷😘🤗🌷🍀
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Ned Pyle
2 days ago
“Our pal Traci is having a run of bad luck & hopes you can spare her a little help”
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Definitely Danny
2 days ago
Laughter to weeping.
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samo
2 days ago
I’ve been to south carerdddd it’s not a bad place
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Matt Novak
2 days ago
Someone just sent me this asking if it was real. I was skeptical but checked my phone notifications. It's been deleted, but it was real.
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Laura Bassett
2 days ago
South Korea gave Trump a literal crown and mini beef patties with ketchup hahahaha
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Radley Balko
3 days ago
Your honor, by electing a man who appeared in the beloved sequel Home Alone 2, Americans clearly demonstrated their preference for fighting crime with wacky vigilante hijinks.
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Artologica aka Michele Banks
3 days ago
Awww yeeeeaaaah
#sqrlpix
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Fat Squirrel Week 2025 Has Crowned Its First-Ever Winner! See the Results and Meet the Rotund Rodent Champ
Texas Parks and Wildlife Department hosted its first Fat Squirrel Week in 2025, with a 16-contender bracket that pitted well-fed squirrels in a battle of heft and charm. Fans helped choose the winner,...
https://people.com/first-ever-fat-squirrel-week-winner-11837848
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Karin Celestine
3 days ago
Badger was a bit chilly on his walk but couldn’t wait till he got home to sketch all the beautiful trees he had seen in his new notebook, so he snuggled in his patchwork blanket and started drawing there and then.
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Marisa Kabas
3 days ago
my friends’ kids call me aunt but i’m not related by blood someone alert the authorities
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Jinky
3 days ago
Does that mean Trump downwardly revises the number of wars he's solved to 7 again? 🤔
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Gav Maclean
3 days ago
At a fundamental level, we have to accept much of silicon valley has gone insane.
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An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’
Patrick Gelsinger, executive chairman of Gloo, has made it his mission to advance Christian principles in Silicon Valley
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/oct/28/patrick-gelsinger-christian-ai-gloo-silicon-valley
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FormerGregSamsa
4 days ago
Rhinoplasty is named after elephants who got a nose job and botox.
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Uncle Duke
6 days ago
he’d warned that fucker not to play wonderwall
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Edward
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206 Generic
4 days ago
AOC graduated cum laude from Boston University. trump claims to have passed a dementia test based on animal crackers.
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Trudging Spineripper
4 days ago
BREAKING: President Trump Refuses To Rule Out Doing This Thing I Just Suggested To Him
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Hey, nobody *made* them vote for the host of Wrestlemania 4
4 days ago
Related question: is it possible to unsubscribe from the New York Times without first subscribing to it? I'd like to skip the irrelevant step and go straight to signaling my lack of belief that you're worth anything.
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Artologica aka Michele Banks
5 days ago
Hans Holbein, Portrait of Henry VIII. Art but Make it Squirrel
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Alex H. Nagler
5 days ago
If you see someone stealing groceries, no you didn’t
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Anthony Michael Kreis
5 days ago
close the law schools
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Traci
5 days ago
🌞Thank you for your faithfulness in my time of need 🤗 I have more medical appts this week (pre procedure). If you would please keep sharing/giving, so we can help save my home and healthcare now:
gofund.me/e2f782df4
Each gift is appreciated with and beyond words xx 💜🌷☘️🍁
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Donate to Help Traci Save Her Home (and Healthcare) Now, organized by traci rose
I haven't been able to work due to my failing health (and injuries in part as… traci rose needs your support for Help Traci Save Her Home (and Healthcare) Now
https://gofund.me/e2f782df4
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Ned Pyle
5 days ago
“If you can give our pal Traci a small donation we’d be ever so grateful”
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When you decide to go wandering with your big sister at the last minute
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En Buen Ora - "Hell Çid" 😈
6 days ago
it's very hard to distinguish between Trump's cognitive decline and his cognitive never-having-inclined
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Joey Politano🏳️🌈
6 days ago
The president got his feelings hurt, so we're doing 10% more tariffs on Canada. Joke of an administration.
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Karl Bode
6 days ago
the lies and disdain for labor are bad enough, but the way the culture treats these unremarkable men like they're sociologists is salt in the wound
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Sam Altman Says If Jobs Gets Wiped Out, Maybe They Weren’t Even “Real Work” to Start With
So that's where we're at.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/sam-altman-says-jobs-gets-143000252.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=YW5kcm9pZC1hcHA6Ly9jb20ucmVkZGl0LmZyb250cGFnZS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAI5PiYVNr-kR7bLG_uVizIqz-uyZ1t9BVQABaaC4K9PV-j9sMpAEyM32rwOzHdOdpRn-Ii_BlfOd_2KQDrH9Q2pg3ipEJmYW4k-y7toZnlhghRQqmMcR2Oe4uFC4fLU2KDuuUlgSMsYnhsje6FfOv1WuUmbFXmD6Dl6U8e4uURGa
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Matthew J (is) Tired
6 days ago
Peering into the future I see a future editorial headline: “Donald Trump, (now in his 3rd term) drops a nuke on an American city, and here’s why that’s a good thing”
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Joe Stieb
6 days ago
JESUS CHRIST DUDE
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Micah
7 days ago
hey so for once there's an actual happy update to something our local ice cream guy came home and he's getting a green card
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Micah
6 days ago
“throw everything at the wall and see what sticks and then push that” has been an enormously successful political strategy for Trump and I don’t understand why many Dems consider it anathema
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Noamar Garciachomsky
6 days ago
ICE is gonna post something at the end of the year like "Can we remember three agents killed in the line of duty." One will have died of COVID, the other electrocuted trying to remove a toaster strudel from a toaster and the third from attempting the cinnamon challenge.
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Kevin M. Kruse
6 days ago
The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.
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Reconstructionist
6 days ago
its remarkable to see random suburbanites in their fucking PJs have more courage than the vast majority of america's political, social, and civil elites
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weeder
6 days ago
Hey kiddo, can't sleep? I know you're scared by these uncertain times. For $7 a month, gain access to unlimited Dad. Tuck-ins, reassurance, daily Dad games.
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RevTitiKym
6 days ago
How else is the Cat Distribution System supposed to distribute cats?
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alexis simpson
7 days ago
who put the goddam sword in the stone in the first place
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Jon Seidel
7 days ago
#BREAKING
U.S. District Judge Sara Ellis orders Border Patrol commander Greg Bovino into court Tuesday.
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Artologica aka Michele Banks
7 days ago
Art but make it Squirrel, Lewis Chessmen edition
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Michael Friedman
7 days ago
“So it’s agreed,we’ll take the cash and repeatedly refer all questions to each other until the questions stop.”
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