chat is it good he's equating his foreign and domestic enemies

lol he's having a war meltdown

Goodby Tim Apple You were so good at taking our money While not providing a sense of wonder

Normal Starmer to Angry Starmer is basically petulant gerbil to enraged hamster

As ceasefires go, this one has a lot of fires and not much ceasing.

(Reuters) - European allies fear an inexperienced U.S. negotiating team is pushing for a swift, headline‑grabbing framework deal with Iran that could entrench rather than resolve deeper problems, diplomats with past experience dealing with Tehran said.

Kids, do not try this at home.

Iran on Trump

Folks. We are making the hotdog crust pizza.

Working on Volume 3 of “Biden’s First Year: He’s Getting Older”

All aboard the USS Fyre Fest

Just to go back to basics: I once worked on a (winning) presidential campaign. Something too obvious for anyone to mention was: "Don't get into a fight with the Pope over who knows more about Jesus." These people are morons.

this "no tax on tips" thing is so dystopian that shouldn't even matter. your tips shouldn't even matter. you should be paid more. why the fuck are people fighting for what is virtually pennies. what the fuck

Weak on nuclear weapons is legit hilarious

Bro may have literally lost the Mandate of Heaven.

i think both sides start calling out grid point references on the maritime emergency radio network, usually an alphanumeric combination. When either side loses a vessel they must announce "you sank my XXXX" with the ship type over the radio.

dawg the world economy is FUCKED

Democracy is alive and well in Hungary! A great result which helps European cohesion vis a vis Russia and the US - and a fitting response to their meddling. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c2...

And wouldn't it be something if the Pope came and wore a souvenir Pope hat? Just what the world needs.

This is very relatable to how I hide Easter eggs

SPLASHDOWN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

Oh for fuck’s sake, can’t we have anything nice?

Behind this door is the huge fatberg that can’t stop depositing poo balls on Sydney’s beaches

A man with the brain capacity of a particularly rancid chicken McNugget

they’re so goddam stupid they fucked up surrendering

HOW DO YOU HAVE A MISUNDERSTANDING OVER A DIPLOMATIC AGREEMENT? HOW DO BOTH SIDES NOT AGREE TO TERMS WRITTEN ON THE SAME PIECE OF PAPER? I'M LOSING MY MIND.

RFK Jr: *fork stuck in a garbage disposal voice* Actually sky diving during pregnancy is good for the baby.

Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal. Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big. And here we are.

If he backs down, every single mother-fucking Republican is going to go out there tomorrow laughing nervously with bloodshot eyes, haven't-slept-hair, and day-old clothes to tell various outlets, "HA HA HA! See, he played everyone, because that's what a deal maker does *slams back bottle of vodka*."

Bao is growing up fast! At four months old, our Asian small-clawed otter pup is getting more confident every day. He's splashing, exploring, and discovering new habitats alongside his loving parents.

"Five counts of war crime - murder" . Am guessing the AWM will need to do another update... www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05...

and you may ask yourself, well, how did i get here?

Yes!!!! www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

I don’t know art, but I know what I like.

I’m sorry, if you’re a journalist and you’re still going to the White House Correspondents Dinner this year, genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, fuck off.

Quokka

This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn’t belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now.

People like Kaine and Schumer need to go! All he had to say was, "Given that this term his picks have been cruel, self-serving, incompetent and have caused incredible damage to our once respected institutions and the American people, I have no confidence he'll make a good choice."

I'll take The Dire Straits of Hormuz for 500 Ken.

There is no excuse for downplaying or eliding the insanity of Trump’s morning post. It is the most unhinged public comment by a president in US history and should be reported and remarked upon as such.

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[The Apollo 11 plaque] reads: "We came in peace for all Mankind." As the United States was dropping 7 ½ megatons of conventional explosives on small nations in Southeast Asia, we congratulated ourselves on our humanity. We would harm no one on a lifeless rock. - Carl Sagan

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

It is highly inappropriate for an attorney general to act like the president's defense lawyer, especially when the acting attorney general literally was the president's former defense lawyer.

I’m completely immobile w/ a seized up back, but the square paintings, I can do (& not feel totally sad & unproductive). Please let me know a color scheme/size I can make just for you.

Racist garbage o’clock already

Right now, we’re basically fighting a war to make sure Trump isn’t too embarrassed at losing one.

I mean, you don't really need a translator