Needed this.

When you have no intention of ever facing a confirmation hearing…

It’s probably nothing. 🤡 @dkthomp.bsky.social

No matter how much you debase yourself, no matter how much you lie, no matter how much you cover up, no matter how much you fraudulently prosecute, no matter how much you look the other way…it is NEVER enough for Trump and MAGA.

There used to be a name for generalizing based on race. It’ll come to me.

Working every day to counter the cult accusations…

It’s hysterical that the MAGA dummies all cite the PRA as the statute that gave Trump the right to keep classified docs after he left office, when it says the exact opposite. Now Trump will just get rid of it.

we have money for x ai, palantir, war in iran, genocide of palestinians, a "strategic bitcoin reserve," d.h.s. commercials, fancy branded i.c.e. trucks, tax cuts for billionaires, ripping up $20B wind contracts, but for YOU john q. american: sorry, america is all tapped out.

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Nobody ever went broke overestimating the stupidity of MAGA voters.

So when we “obliterated” their nuclear capability last time, it only bought us nine months of “safety”. But this time, we get 50 years. Sounds incredibly well researched.

“Only $59.99 in the MAGA store. Use the promo code GRIFT for 10% off your next purchase of The Trump Family’s Good Time Cryptocurrency and get an expired Trump Steak with every order!”

Perfect. No notes.

She and Trump take an IQ test, live on pay per view. Lowest score withdraws completely from public life.

Wasn’t that the Trump 2024 campaign slogan?

I’m sure the SEC will thoroughly investigate any unusual market activity that preceded this announcement. <checks Google> And the Trump appointed SEC chair is heavily invested in crypto. 🤦

Professors & university staff were targeted & fired for less than this just a few months ago.

MAGA has yet to see a police involved killing of a black American they won’t justify.

I won’t believe Chuck Norris is dead until I hear it from Chuck Norris.

The Ralph Cifaretto hair clinches it.

The Master Statesman. He was born for this.

The Treasury Secretary on Fox Business giving hot takes on the war effort.

I thought Dear Leader said last week their military capability was “100% destroyed”?

If you’re keeping score at home, the unqualified DNI said today in her written testimony that the intelligence community assessed Iran was nowhere close to having the ability to enrich uranium. Dear Leader said just the other day that Iran was “two weeks” from having nuclear capability. WMD anyone?

I don’t have any use for Newsom, but I’d take a well meaning dyslexic over a malignant narcissist pathological liar fraud serial adulterer sexual abuser sociopath any day of the week.

The piece of shit in the White House will exploit this. Book it.

The free speech absolutists checking in.

Trump 3/9/2026: "Iran also has some Tomahawks…A Tomahawk is very generic." Trump 3/13/2026: "Nobody has the technology or weapons that we have…We have the Tomahawks."

Ding ding ding

Trump will put up with almost anything from his unqualified/incompetent lackeys…lying, lying about murdering people, having affairs on private government jets…all good but you must never make him look bad.

Note that as our allies draw away from our fresh military adventure and are then berated by our president, he is the same asshole who only weeks ago demeaned and denigrated our allies who shed blood with us in previous military adventures, claiming they had not served on the front lines.

Spanish PM Sánchez responds to Trump: "Spain is against this disaster... Govts are here to improve people's lives... It is absolutely unacceptable that those leaders who are unable to fulfill that mission use the smoke of war to hide their failure, and in the process, fill the pockets of a few."

Pete Hegseth really is an astounding idiot who truly does seem to believe that the way to win wars is just to war crime harder than the other guy. Just an endless 'taking the gloves off' until your hands are reduced to bloody stumps because it turns out taking the gloves off usually doesn't help.

Crow: "Friday night, Trump filmed this tough video where he talked about the cost of war & how hard it's gonna be & how we're gonna lose troops, then he literally went behind the curtain & hosted a million dollar a plate dinner & dance party at Mar-a-Lago. That tells you everything you need to know"

“If Kamala wins, only death and destruction await because she is the candidate of endless wars. I am the candidate of peace. I am peace.” - Trump, 11/1/24 “I’m not going to start a war, I’m going to stop wars.” - Trump, 11/5/24

You people who can bear to listen to that shitstain speak…God bless.

When the inevitable fall of MAGA and Trumpism comes, the stampede of cowardly enablers to scrub their social media of any evidence of their complicity will be something to see.

Pay for Play, Episode 4,683

The underlying principle of the Trump presidency is that rules are merely instruments of power with no inherent legitimacy. If Clinton or Obama had done this the GOP would have howled for impeachment, and they'd have been right.

You don’t get nightly spots on Fox by playing nice.

Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social…whatever happened to “impeach Kristi Noem”?

Masked thugs on the streets. Measles outbreaks across the nation. Blatant government corruption. Coverup of group of elite sex offenders. Ruling party trying to rig elections. Leader building grandiose monuments to himself. Collapse of remnants of nonpartisan civil service. Third world America.

Legend.

"Don't forget to add the bit about people only having rights if they agree with what the government is doing."

Putin pioneered this. No opposition is legitimate. Regular, decent, “ordinary” people cannot possibly be against us because only we represent “the real people.” Tell-tale sign of authoritarianism.