Oh look…our daily Watergate.

Yeah, but who cares about actual outcomes?

Today’s Watergate. The day is young. Stay tuned.

Trump bought stock in the UFC’s parent company while promoting fights set to take place at the White House on his birthday, HuffPost has learned

"At the moment, the United States is negotiating with a regime that President Trump claimed we had already changed, to open a strait that was supposed to be open last month, and to end a nuclear program that we said we had obliterated." No, things are not going well. Here's why:

When it comes to his open corruption, Donnie likes to keep it simple.

It’s worth noting that when Jan. 6 happened, the pro-Trump right used dozens of conspiracy theories to try and offload blame from themselves—e.g., claiming it was “antifa,” “feds.” Now, they seem keen to just admit they did it—all of it—and it was good.

Multiple Watergates a day seems sustainable, right?

I’ve thought for a while that Trump would never spend a say in jail and would pardon his cronies on his way out the door. Now he’s got a pile of money he can dole out to prospective criminal partners to go along with an unconditional pardon. It’s like Tony Soprano with get out of jail free cards.

Read this thread and tell me why this fucker shouldn’t be frogmarched out of the White House TODAY.

Sometimes you just don’t even know what to say…

Not serious people.

Serious question: if Trump used public money to buy Spirit and rename it Trump Air 2.0, would the MAGA Congress object in meaningful numbers?

Whether or not to impeach isn’t the question. It’s deciding what to impeach for.

Staggering corruption.

Needed this.

When you have no intention of ever facing a confirmation hearing…

It’s probably nothing. 🤡 @dkthomp.bsky.social

No matter how much you debase yourself, no matter how much you lie, no matter how much you cover up, no matter how much you fraudulently prosecute, no matter how much you look the other way…it is NEVER enough for Trump and MAGA.

There used to be a name for generalizing based on race. It’ll come to me.

Working every day to counter the cult accusations…

It’s hysterical that the MAGA dummies all cite the PRA as the statute that gave Trump the right to keep classified docs after he left office, when it says the exact opposite. Now Trump will just get rid of it.

we have money for x ai, palantir, war in iran, genocide of palestinians, a "strategic bitcoin reserve," d.h.s. commercials, fancy branded i.c.e. trucks, tax cuts for billionaires, ripping up $20B wind contracts, but for YOU john q. american: sorry, america is all tapped out.

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Nobody ever went broke overestimating the stupidity of MAGA voters.

So when we “obliterated” their nuclear capability last time, it only bought us nine months of “safety”. But this time, we get 50 years. Sounds incredibly well researched.

“Only $59.99 in the MAGA store. Use the promo code GRIFT for 10% off your next purchase of The Trump Family’s Good Time Cryptocurrency and get an expired Trump Steak with every order!”

Perfect. No notes.

She and Trump take an IQ test, live on pay per view. Lowest score withdraws completely from public life.

Wasn’t that the Trump 2024 campaign slogan?

I’m sure the SEC will thoroughly investigate any unusual market activity that preceded this announcement. <checks Google> And the Trump appointed SEC chair is heavily invested in crypto. 🤦

Professors & university staff were targeted & fired for less than this just a few months ago.

MAGA has yet to see a police involved killing of a black American they won’t justify.

I won’t believe Chuck Norris is dead until I hear it from Chuck Norris.

The Ralph Cifaretto hair clinches it.

The Master Statesman. He was born for this.

The Treasury Secretary on Fox Business giving hot takes on the war effort.

I thought Dear Leader said last week their military capability was “100% destroyed”?

If you’re keeping score at home, the unqualified DNI said today in her written testimony that the intelligence community assessed Iran was nowhere close to having the ability to enrich uranium. Dear Leader said just the other day that Iran was “two weeks” from having nuclear capability. WMD anyone?

I don’t have any use for Newsom, but I’d take a well meaning dyslexic over a malignant narcissist pathological liar fraud serial adulterer sexual abuser sociopath any day of the week.

The piece of shit in the White House will exploit this. Book it.

The free speech absolutists checking in.

Trump 3/9/2026: "Iran also has some Tomahawks…A Tomahawk is very generic." Trump 3/13/2026: "Nobody has the technology or weapons that we have…We have the Tomahawks."

Ding ding ding

Trump will put up with almost anything from his unqualified/incompetent lackeys…lying, lying about murdering people, having affairs on private government jets…all good but you must never make him look bad.

Note that as our allies draw away from our fresh military adventure and are then berated by our president, he is the same asshole who only weeks ago demeaned and denigrated our allies who shed blood with us in previous military adventures, claiming they had not served on the front lines.