Ted Voltolina
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Paul F. Tompkins
8 days ago
This month I got to act in a super-indie film in a way I’ve never had the opportunity to do before and it was thrilling and humbling. The film just wrapped and now money is needed for post-production! There’s so much crazy shit going on right now but if you can, throw in a buck?
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I am a filmmaker named Scout Tafoya and I am in a bind. I'm supposed to be makin… Scout Tafoya needs your support for Help Scout Tafoya Bring His Film to Life
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Paul F. Tompkins
11 days ago
youtu.be/HKDo-aX4XuI?...
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Paul F. Tompkins
14 days ago
I am interested in exactly one specific medical update concerning this particular individual
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Paul F. Tompkins
15 days ago
Look I don’t want to talk about this and no one is making me but let me just say: if you want your balls to be bigger you are dumb. The factory settings male body has many day-in day-out convenient features, but balls? A lot of worry! Whatever size you got? KEEP EM THERE
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@kulapvilaysack.bsky.social
happy mother's day!
15 days ago
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@lilyyily.bsky.social
Happy mother's day!
15 days ago
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Paul F. Tompkins
16 days ago
Never thought I’d be living in a world so shitty that I’d find myself saying WHO CARES ABOUT UFO PICS RIGHT NOW
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I want cool dick shoe socks but they're sold out!
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21 days ago
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Everything is terrible, everything sucks, and
@cbbworld.bsky.social
is the bright spot
25 days ago
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@danielobrien.bsky.social
(and also
@sorenbowie.bsky.social
because I don't think Daniel checks his mentions) this really helped with my two boys!
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SnoofyBee
The Clean Hands Changing Pad-
https://www.amazon.com/stores/SnoofyBee/page/D857143C-7CBD-4280-9CCC-653C90E27FD1
about 1 month ago
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@lilyyily.bsky.social
We're going to miss you on tour this summer! But if what Scott alluded to is true and that's the reason, congratulations!!!
about 1 month ago
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Paul F. Tompkins
about 1 month ago
A joyous holiday to you and yours
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The American National Anthem (smoke weed everyday)
YouTube video by Baked Goods
https://youtu.be/HKDo-aX4XuI?si=UhOEDnP31pUf6aoT
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@cbbworld.bsky.social
@scottaukerman.bsky.social
Without any spoilers, what is the proper order to listen to today's 420 eps - CBB Kushmageddon / Kushtopia #1?
about 1 month ago
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@jacquisneal.bsky.social
you were hilarious on the Neighborhood Listen! Please come back again!
about 1 month ago
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Comedy Bang! Bang! World!
about 2 months ago
Happy Wet Day proper! Enjoy your 45-60 minute showers đźšż
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Erin Whitehead
about 2 months ago
A decade ago the country elected a known rapist. And from that day forward we’re supposed to make our little phone calls to our reps about the other bad things the rapist and his friends keep doing? I’ll make them but like, gosh, I feel like we saw this coming?
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Congrats
@sorenbowie.bsky.social
on your new garage! And congrats
@danielobrien.bsky.social
on your new baby!
about 2 months ago
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Comedy Bang! Bang! World!
about 2 months ago
Vote for the podcast that WON’T quit.
vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting...
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@pftompkins.bsky.social
Charles Dumpster at the 2016 live
@cbbworld.bsky.social
show is one of the best characters I never heard before today! I hope you bring him back someday!
2 months ago
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Paul F. Tompkins
2 months ago
A thing that’s fun to think about is that when it happens it will be a GLOBAL celebration. Like there will be video from around the world of people dancing and laughing and singing
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Erin Whitehead
2 months ago
I think once we see people murdered in the street on our phones on a regular basis we can stop bleeping the word “shit?”
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Scott Aukerman
3 months ago
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@scottaukerman.bsky.social
@cbbworld.bsky.social
screw it, I can't wait, we're watching Michael Bolton's Big Sexy Valentine's Day Special tonight!!!!! ❤️
3 months ago
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Paul F. Tompkins
3 months ago
When the dog succeeds in catching the car and not only does he not know what to do next but he notices that he was also somehow the one driving the car: the Epstein files
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@rejectedjokes.bsky.social
just bought tickets to your Philly show in November! Is this going to be a Solo Bolo or will you be bringing any friends?
3 months ago
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Lily Sullivan
3 months ago
never met a libertarian who wasn’t a white guy that loves to argue
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Erin Whitehead
4 months ago
New COLLEGE TOWN!! Feat.
@showmanandydaly.bsky.social
&
@charitycorin.bsky.social
!! Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) nighttime spaghetti-o’s, ultimatums, saving humanity!? Produced by
@scottaukerman.bsky.social
@brettmorris.bsky.social
@cbbworld.bsky.social
www.comedybangbangworld.com
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Lily Sullivan
4 months ago
yeah ladies, please smile more while you talk about Epstein
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Paul F. Tompkins
4 months ago
I think it was a big mistake to try to improve upon the crude animation of The General. It makes things that much harder for Shaq
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Paul F. Tompkins
4 months ago
When it happens I think it would be both fun and funny if after the celebrations die down no one ever says the name again or acknowledges he ever existed. Like see how long we can keep it up
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Erin Whitehead
4 months ago
Lindsey Graham looks like a goldfish you keep thinking it’s time to flush but then you see a bubble.
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Erin Whitehead
4 months ago
On the way home from book club, at red lights, she recreated some of her listening expressions in the rearview mirror. An utter nightmare. Each time she had interrupted then laughed at her own joke echoed in her head. And the one smart thing she had to say about the book came to her an hour later.
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Paul F. Tompkins
4 months ago
Doo dah Doo dah
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Erin Whitehead
4 months ago
All the gun rights people who claimed they needed their guns in case it became “necessary to the security of a free State…” um this would be your moment.
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Paul F. Tompkins
4 months ago
It already is consistent with other law enforcement agencies, this is the problem
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@cbbworld.bsky.social
@scottaukerman.bsky.social
@pftompkins.bsky.social
is tomorrow Wet Day Eve already? Or is it 2/10?? I need to know so I can moisten my official Wet Day t-shirt in time.
5 months ago
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@nytimes.com
not sure I can stomach 50 straight minutes of listening to Trump speak on The Daily today. Can you just release a 30 second highlight reel?
5 months ago
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If anyone still needs a reason to subscribe to
@cbbworld.bsky.social
, there's another Neighborhood Listen season finale featuring the always hilarious
@mitchsilpa.bsky.social
! Why not?? Thank you for another incredible season, Nicole Parker,
@pftompkins.bsky.social
, and
@brettmorris.bsky.social
!
5 months ago
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Tom Dreisbach
5 months ago
I've watched thousands of videos from the Jan. 6 riot as part of NPR's reporting and archive project on that day. Here are some of the lesser known videos that have really stuck with me. đź§µ
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Scott Aukerman
5 months ago
Let’s get this up to 11!
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Paul F. Tompkins
5 months ago
If only we’d found the pee pee tape
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@scottaukerman.bsky.social
you mentioned something about cut content from the between two ferns movie on SHS and it got me thinking - is there any way to buy a physical copy of it?
5 months ago
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@scottaukerman.bsky.social
@pftompkins.bsky.social
Threedom is definitely coming back right?
5 months ago
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@pftompkins.bsky.social
over Xmas break we're going to be tackling our "James and Daddy Fix It List" (doo dah doo dah)
5 months ago
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Scott Aukerman
5 months ago
On this week’s SCOTT HASN’T SEEN, we celebrate the season with MR. BEAN’S HOLIDAY! Joining us is another cultural icon, frenemy of the show Santa Claus (
@pftompkins.bsky.social
)! Available exclusively at
@cbbworld.bsky.social
- subscribe for a year and get two months free!
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Comedy Bang! Bang! World!
5 months ago
ScottDickShoes.com
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@charliemccrackin.bsky.social
@cbbworld.bsky.social
Found him! Ganz is in Marietta GA and selling pun-based trinkets
5 months ago
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@scottaukerman.bsky.social
@shaundiston.bsky.social
@connorratliff.bsky.social
@cbbworld.bsky.social
The craziest thing is that I didn't even watch the show, I'm just really invested in the Next Heads
6 months ago
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@danpfeiffer.bsky.social
Way to set up
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
for every point on the script he was obviously reading from
6 months ago
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@pftompkins.bsky.social
I'd love to hear Mitch McNutt on CBB proper. I have a feeling there wouldn't be much "we're friends, we like each other"
6 months ago
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