This month I got to act in a super-indie film in a way I’ve never had the opportunity to do before and it was thrilling and humbling. The film just wrapped and now money is needed for post-production! There’s so much crazy shit going on right now but if you can, throw in a buck? gofund.me/0eb5c84a2

I am interested in exactly one specific medical update concerning this particular individual

Look I don’t want to talk about this and no one is making me but let me just say: if you want your balls to be bigger you are dumb. The factory settings male body has many day-in day-out convenient features, but balls? A lot of worry! Whatever size you got? KEEP EM THERE

@kulapvilaysack.bsky.social happy mother's day!

@lilyyily.bsky.social Happy mother's day!

Never thought I’d be living in a world so shitty that I’d find myself saying WHO CARES ABOUT UFO PICS RIGHT NOW

I want cool dick shoe socks but they're sold out!

Everything is terrible, everything sucks, and @cbbworld.bsky.social is the bright spot

@danielobrien.bsky.social (and also @sorenbowie.bsky.social because I don't think Daniel checks his mentions) this really helped with my two boys! www.amazon.com/stores/Snoof...

@lilyyily.bsky.social We're going to miss you on tour this summer! But if what Scott alluded to is true and that's the reason, congratulations!!!

A joyous holiday to you and yours youtu.be/HKDo-aX4XuI?...

@cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social Without any spoilers, what is the proper order to listen to today's 420 eps - CBB Kushmageddon / Kushtopia #1?

@jacquisneal.bsky.social you were hilarious on the Neighborhood Listen! Please come back again!

Happy Wet Day proper! Enjoy your 45-60 minute showers 🚿

A decade ago the country elected a known rapist. And from that day forward we’re supposed to make our little phone calls to our reps about the other bad things the rapist and his friends keep doing? I’ll make them but like, gosh, I feel like we saw this coming?

Congrats @sorenbowie.bsky.social on your new garage! And congrats @danielobrien.bsky.social on your new baby!

Vote for the podcast that WON’T quit. vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting...

@pftompkins.bsky.social Charles Dumpster at the 2016 live @cbbworld.bsky.social show is one of the best characters I never heard before today! I hope you bring him back someday!

A thing that’s fun to think about is that when it happens it will be a GLOBAL celebration. Like there will be video from around the world of people dancing and laughing and singing

I think once we see people murdered in the street on our phones on a regular basis we can stop bleeping the word “shit?”

@scottaukerman.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social screw it, I can't wait, we're watching Michael Bolton's Big Sexy Valentine's Day Special tonight!!!!! ❤️

When the dog succeeds in catching the car and not only does he not know what to do next but he notices that he was also somehow the one driving the car: the Epstein files

@rejectedjokes.bsky.social just bought tickets to your Philly show in November! Is this going to be a Solo Bolo or will you be bringing any friends?

never met a libertarian who wasn’t a white guy that loves to argue

New COLLEGE TOWN!! Feat. @showmanandydaly.bsky.social & @charitycorin.bsky.social!! Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) nighttime spaghetti-o’s, ultimatums, saving humanity!? Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social www.comedybangbangworld.com

yeah ladies, please smile more while you talk about Epstein

I think it was a big mistake to try to improve upon the crude animation of The General. It makes things that much harder for Shaq

When it happens I think it would be both fun and funny if after the celebrations die down no one ever says the name again or acknowledges he ever existed. Like see how long we can keep it up

Lindsey Graham looks like a goldfish you keep thinking it’s time to flush but then you see a bubble.

On the way home from book club, at red lights, she recreated some of her listening expressions in the rearview mirror. An utter nightmare. Each time she had interrupted then laughed at her own joke echoed in her head. And the one smart thing she had to say about the book came to her an hour later.

Doo dah Doo dah

All the gun rights people who claimed they needed their guns in case it became “necessary to the security of a free State…” um this would be your moment.

It already is consistent with other law enforcement agencies, this is the problem

@cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social is tomorrow Wet Day Eve already? Or is it 2/10?? I need to know so I can moisten my official Wet Day t-shirt in time.

@nytimes.com not sure I can stomach 50 straight minutes of listening to Trump speak on The Daily today. Can you just release a 30 second highlight reel?

If anyone still needs a reason to subscribe to @cbbworld.bsky.social, there's another Neighborhood Listen season finale featuring the always hilarious @mitchsilpa.bsky.social! Why not?? Thank you for another incredible season, Nicole Parker, @pftompkins.bsky.social, and @brettmorris.bsky.social!

I've watched thousands of videos from the Jan. 6 riot as part of NPR's reporting and archive project on that day. Here are some of the lesser known videos that have really stuck with me. 🧵

Let’s get this up to 11!

If only we’d found the pee pee tape

@scottaukerman.bsky.social you mentioned something about cut content from the between two ferns movie on SHS and it got me thinking - is there any way to buy a physical copy of it?

@cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social Threedom is definitely coming back right?

@pftompkins.bsky.social over Xmas break we're going to be tackling our "James and Daddy Fix It List" (doo dah doo dah)

On this week’s SCOTT HASN’T SEEN, we celebrate the season with MR. BEAN’S HOLIDAY! Joining us is another cultural icon, frenemy of the show Santa Claus (@pftompkins.bsky.social)! Available exclusively at @cbbworld.bsky.social - subscribe for a year and get two months free!

@charliemccrackin.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social Found him! Ganz is in Marietta GA and selling pun-based trinkets

@scottaukerman.bsky.social @shaundiston.bsky.social @connorratliff.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social The craziest thing is that I didn't even watch the show, I'm just really invested in the Next Heads

@danpfeiffer.bsky.social Way to set up @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social for every point on the script he was obviously reading from

@pftompkins.bsky.social I'd love to hear Mitch McNutt on CBB proper. I have a feeling there wouldn't be much "we're friends, we like each other"