Cherish the moments in your life you finally let go

My man said to Trump to get to one of us you gotta come thru all of us 😮‍💨

This speech from Mamdani should fire every democrat up. And if the establishment is stupid enough to not ride this wave is an idiot and deserves the worst

The San Gabriel Valley isn't JUST p*rn... except for when it is 🥵 #CrowdControl

CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: VOTE YES ON PROP 50 NOV 4TH (FUCKING TUESDAY) cadem.org/yes-on-propo...

🚨TONIGHT! A new Crowd Control launches at 7pm ET / 4pm PT on @dropout.tv! Starring host @jacquisneal.bsky.social, and comedians: 🗣️ @shitfromkiran.bsky.social 🗣️ Tina Friml 🗣️ @bv-tv.bsky.social #CrowdControl

I thought that game 5 between SEA/DET was the best game we'd see this postseason. Boy was I wrong! This game is insane

What happened to the "Missing Uncle"? 🤔

Bald people, you can do ANYTHING! 👩‍🦲

Too much sub-on-sub energy here @AtsukoComedy.bsky.social

✋Never trust a man with 3.5 jobs who works at an art store

Netflix really has the “nothing has happened in this episode so far, I’ll turn it off for the day, then boom last 5 minutes and you must watch the next episode immediately” game on lock

America not winning the World Series would actually be deserved. I’m rooting for the Blue Jays

Out now on @dropout.tv - a new episode of Crowd Control! 🗣️ Join Jacquis, Cristela, Guy, and Atsuko for an evening of DILFs, undeath, and swim lessons inspired crowd work!

🚨TONIGHT! A new Crowd Control launches at 7pm ET / 4pm PT on @dropout.tv Starring host @jacquisneal.bsky.social, and comedians: ⭐ @AtsukoComedy.bsky.social ⭐ Guy Branum ⭐ Cristela Alonzo #CrowdControl

What's the point in crying myself to sleep if I'm just gonna wake up 5 minutes later. Wasted tears

You ever wanna see how much your toothbrush doesn't do? Floss after you brush and see how much shit you still pull up from between the teeth

Barely any predators in the audience! #CrowdControl

If you come for my people, you come through me.

Pritzker: "It's unconscionable. This has never happened before. They're calling out troops onto the streets of a state that doesn't want them and they're not even telling us where they're gonna go, what they're gonna do. This hasn't happened I don't think since the Civil War."

CNN: “An older couple making $85K/year will see their yearly insurance premiums jump from $7K to $25,000 — 30% of their income.” 😳#TrumpShutdown #TrumpHealthCareTax This is what Dems are drawing attention to and want fixed. Now, not later.

🚨TONIGHT!🚨 A new Crowd Control launches on @dropout.tv at 7pm ET / 4pm PT Starring host Jacquis Neal, and guests: 🗣️ Jenny Zigrino 🗣️ Joyelle Johnson 🗣️ Megan Gailey #CrowdControl

This was such a fun episode. Loved these three legends

A holiday celebrating the archangel Michael, and also a guy from the audience named Michael 🪽

The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session. Want to know why? Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out. Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.

TONIGHT AND TOMORROW i’m in the bay area roasting techies in their natural habitat! get your tickets here: the-function.seatengine-sites.com/events/122406

Entirely too many of y'all not caring or talking about what's happening in Chicago right now and it sucks and when it comes to your doorstep, because it's coming, you stupidly won't be prepared. They are targeting black American families as well btw...

"Do You Hear the People Sing?" and 'the people' are two guys 😑 #CrowdControl @PFTompkins.bsky.social

People of Illinois, we need your help. Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.

There's 3 things i can count on in life. That imma eat, imma breathe, and imma have my keys in the pocket on the side my hand is not free

Broke a little wind that fragranced the air before I got out of my car. Came back an hour later and the air is still fragranced and now I'm mad at past me for dutch ovening current me

First a game show loser, now downgraded to audience member 😔 #CrowdControl @jamieloftus.bsky.social

Clancy Brown, your IMDb contains multitudes 🦀🏝️

Watching Ozark. Toward the end of S2. On the one hand, Charlotte is right. She's 100% right in wanting to emancipate. But on the other hand, she gets on my damn nerves and is dumb and kids ruin everything

There's a new episode of Crowd Control out now on @dropout.tv! Join host @jacquisneal.bsky.social and contestants @PFTompkins.bsky.social, @jamieloftus.bsky.social, and @GianmarcoSoresi.bsky.social for an evening of fountain pen enthusiasts, threesomes, and lots of crowd work!

Unpopular opinion. Aggressive drivers don't cause nearly as many accidents as scared and timid drivers... If you're too scared to drive, maybe don't operate the 2000 lb weapon

The next democratic president is going to make progressive promises. Hopefully it's a progressive President. But i need us voters to realize now that undoing things from this current administration will take time and we may have to be patient as both happen.

This is on you, Brennan 📱

I'm on ep 9 of season 1 of Ozarks and I'm like how the hell did he make it to season 4, bc i don't see how he gets out of season 1 alive

Let Bob educate you on gay power rankings and C-sections 🎓

"Big Baby" ≠ "adult baby stuff" (whatever that may be...)

LA! COMEDIAN CLASH IS BACK! And it's our ANNIVERSARY!!! In person and livestream/vod available for 10 days Do not miss this star studded lineup as we celebrate not only 3 years of our show, but my birthday! And don't forget! 4 audience members will play! Link in my bio!

Fascism aside. I'm blitzed and have started the Ozarks

LA! COMEDIAN CLASH IS BACK! And it's our ANNIVERSARY!!! In person and livestream/vod available for 10 days Do not miss this star studded lineup as we celebrate not only 3 years of our show, but my birthday! And don't forget! 4 audience members will play! Link in my bio!

Brennan knows everyone! Check out the series premiere of Crowd Control!

THIS SPEAKS VOLUMES

"Would you say this is a site full of receptacles?" 🙂‍↕️

You think random people you see in your dreams are full random people you've past on the street before, and your brain just committed it to memory. Or are they fully made up people that your brain has created??

Brennan sees prosthetic woodland elf ears and immediately locks in 🧝

Now that it's revealed that he obviously grew up a gun loving, right wing conservative, they are going to blame college for radicalizing him. And when that's debunked, this whole story will fade