SF SKETCHFEST! Comedian Clash is returning! With a special set by our very own Leonard Smith Jr. Ft special guests from Dropout and Smosh Vic and Jordan vs Arasha and Tommy...PLUS YOU!!! Tickets are already half gone, so don't miss out to see and be apart of this great and fun show!! Tickets in bio

Me every year on Dec 20 and beyond: Next year imma actually start Christmas shopping earlier so it's not stressful Every next year: 🤡

I know it's the slow lane, but even in it, going 20-30 miles under the speed limit should be punishable by the full extent of the law. Get yo ass off the freeway

SF SKETCHFEST! Comedian Clash is returning! With a special set by our very own Leonard Smith Jr. Ft special guests from Dropout and Smosh Vic and Jordan vs Arasha and Tommy...PLUS YOU!!! Tickets are already half gone, so don't miss out to see and be apart of this great and fun show!! Tickets in bio

Yes, I'm on the "horny cast member" list at Dropout

Nobody brings up being 40 years old more than a 39 yr old

The tragic murder of Rob Reiner and his wife Michele is even sadder when all their kids have to know their brother killed them. They are grieving 3 people right now. How do you even move forward with that pain. How does his grandchildren grow up knowing their uncle did this? It's so sad

Still need 10 more people to fill this out

A new Comedian Clash Survey! We need 100 people to fill it out forms.gle/QaPiiUHsnLLi...

Plur1bus is a show about being morally right in every way. But being such an asshole about it, and stubborn and unlikeable that you are damn near the antagonist and have caused more harm than any good...

The amount of tv you catch up on when you're sick is a blessing

Wash your hands first thing in the morning when you wake up. They coulda been just chilling right in the middle of your butt cheeks during the night and you'd never know

Apple TV is really the best streaming service and it's not close. Still cheap. No ads. And they have hit after hit after hit that don't feel like cash grabs.

Roll for... dexterity? 🎲 #CrowdControl

There's NEW merch out now in the Dropout Store... 👀 Note: Free Dropout koozies for all Battle At The Bowl merch orders over $50!

Episode 2 of The Studio pissed me off like no other

Thanksgiving leftovers for breakfast, lunch and dinner today! As the food gods intended

Bummer birthday is right 😅 #crowdcontrol

Imma need the phrase "elder" millennials to leave our lexicon... We not in the nursing home yet lol

Unpopular opinion: Sitting to pee is so much more comfortable, but toxic masculinity has led us down the wrong path

Add model to my resume 😍😍 Get your Dropout merch for the holidays

"Why does no one want to play" ❤️‍🩹🥺 @bv-tv.bsky.social #CrowdControl

Experience your favorite Dropout shows LIVE at SF Sketchfest! 💬 Um, Actually: 1/16/26 at 9:30 PM 🎤 Crowd Control: 1/17/26 at 4 PM 🍸 Dirty Laundry: 1/17/26 at 7 PM 🎟️ The Dropout Superfan pre-sale starts Thur 11/13/25 at 9AM PT / 12PM ET 🎟️ General tickets go live on 11/16/25 at 10AM PT/ 1PM ET

What would Blue Velvet Fist taste like 😯 #CrowdControl

🗣️ YAAAAAHOOHOOHOOEEEEE!!! @bv-tv.bsky.social #CrowdControl

Democrats are fucking a joke. If trump kicks the bucket I hope he takes Chuck Schumer with him to hell. Painfully. Bc with caving on health care, that's what they are dooming so many people to. I hope every democrat caving suffers

Senate Dems, do not cave. Ensuring healthcare premiums don’t surge is an 80-20 issue. They want to gut the ACA because their disdain for Obama far outweighs their concern for anyone’s health.

Cherish the moments in your life you finally let go

My man said to Trump to get to one of us you gotta come thru all of us 😮‍💨

This speech from Mamdani should fire every democrat up. And if the establishment is stupid enough to not ride this wave is an idiot and deserves the worst

The San Gabriel Valley isn't JUST p*rn... except for when it is 🥵 #CrowdControl

CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: VOTE YES ON PROP 50 NOV 4TH (FUCKING TUESDAY) cadem.org/yes-on-propo...

🚨TONIGHT! A new Crowd Control launches at 7pm ET / 4pm PT on @dropout.tv! Starring host @jacquisneal.bsky.social, and comedians: 🗣️ @shitfromkiran.bsky.social 🗣️ Tina Friml 🗣️ @bv-tv.bsky.social #CrowdControl

I thought that game 5 between SEA/DET was the best game we'd see this postseason. Boy was I wrong! This game is insane

What happened to the "Missing Uncle"? 🤔

Bald people, you can do ANYTHING! 👩‍🦲

Too much sub-on-sub energy here @AtsukoComedy.bsky.social

✋Never trust a man with 3.5 jobs who works at an art store

Netflix really has the “nothing has happened in this episode so far, I’ll turn it off for the day, then boom last 5 minutes and you must watch the next episode immediately” game on lock

America not winning the World Series would actually be deserved. I’m rooting for the Blue Jays

Out now on @dropout.tv - a new episode of Crowd Control! 🗣️ Join Jacquis, Cristela, Guy, and Atsuko for an evening of DILFs, undeath, and swim lessons inspired crowd work!

🚨TONIGHT! A new Crowd Control launches at 7pm ET / 4pm PT on @dropout.tv Starring host @jacquisneal.bsky.social, and comedians: ⭐ @AtsukoComedy.bsky.social ⭐ Guy Branum ⭐ Cristela Alonzo #CrowdControl

What's the point in crying myself to sleep if I'm just gonna wake up 5 minutes later. Wasted tears

You ever wanna see how much your toothbrush doesn't do? Floss after you brush and see how much shit you still pull up from between the teeth

Barely any predators in the audience! #CrowdControl

If you come for my people, you come through me.

Pritzker: "It's unconscionable. This has never happened before. They're calling out troops onto the streets of a state that doesn't want them and they're not even telling us where they're gonna go, what they're gonna do. This hasn't happened I don't think since the Civil War."

CNN: “An older couple making $85K/year will see their yearly insurance premiums jump from $7K to $25,000 — 30% of their income.” 😳#TrumpShutdown #TrumpHealthCareTax This is what Dems are drawing attention to and want fixed. Now, not later.

🚨TONIGHT!🚨 A new Crowd Control launches on @dropout.tv at 7pm ET / 4pm PT Starring host Jacquis Neal, and guests: 🗣️ Jenny Zigrino 🗣️ Joyelle Johnson 🗣️ Megan Gailey #CrowdControl

This was such a fun episode. Loved these three legends