The next democratic president is going to make progressive promises. Hopefully it's a progressive President. But i need us voters to realize now that undoing things from this current administration will take time and we may have to be patient as both happen.

This is on you, Brennan 📱

I'm on ep 9 of season 1 of Ozarks and I'm like how the hell did he make it to season 4, bc i don't see how he gets out of season 1 alive

Let Bob educate you on gay power rankings and C-sections 🎓

"Big Baby" ≠ "adult baby stuff" (whatever that may be...)

LA! COMEDIAN CLASH IS BACK! And it's our ANNIVERSARY!!! In person and livestream/vod available for 10 days Do not miss this star studded lineup as we celebrate not only 3 years of our show, but my birthday! And don't forget! 4 audience members will play! Link in my bio!

Fascism aside. I'm blitzed and have started the Ozarks

LA! COMEDIAN CLASH IS BACK! And it's our ANNIVERSARY!!! In person and livestream/vod available for 10 days Do not miss this star studded lineup as we celebrate not only 3 years of our show, but my birthday! And don't forget! 4 audience members will play! Link in my bio!

Brennan knows everyone! Check out the series premiere of Crowd Control!

THIS SPEAKS VOLUMES

"Would you say this is a site full of receptacles?" 🙂‍↕️

You think random people you see in your dreams are full random people you've past on the street before, and your brain just committed it to memory. Or are they fully made up people that your brain has created??

Brennan sees prosthetic woodland elf ears and immediately locks in 🧝

Now that it's revealed that he obviously grew up a gun loving, right wing conservative, they are going to blame college for radicalizing him. And when that's debunked, this whole story will fade

I gotta stop doing favors and shit for free...

Flags going down and places having moments of silence for that bitch and not for children that were gunned down on the same day is filling me with rage, and things rarely shock me anymore

Leah rocks! This dude 🍆 doesn't maybe...

Far more people are upset that Charlie Kirk got shot than kids getting killed in weekly school shootings. America is so cooked. Good luck with that.

Everyone! I give you Brennan's Dropout standup debut

If you think the video of him getting popped in the neck is bad, wait until you see all the videos of the children in Gaza getting blown up and killed that you probably didn't bat an eye at or seemingly care about, nor did he...

Dropout continues to be the best streaming service no contest

The first episode was SO damn funny! My wife and I couldn’t stop laughing! Really excited for this show on @dropout.tv (pst! Go subscribe and watch it!)

Very few people can pull off a cucumber hat, but very few people are Xandiloquence Bizarre the Ab3rd 🥒

posting no longer brings me joy ❤️

🚨TONIGHT! 👉The series premiere of Crowd Control launches at 7pm ET / 4pm PT on @dropout.tv Starring host Jacquis Neal, with contestants: 😅Bob the Drag Queen 😅Leah Rudick 😅Brennan Lee Mulligan #CrowdControl

I’m a huge @dropout.tv fan. This is the funniest damn thing they’ve produced next to @dimension20.bsky.social and it’s not even close. And let me be clear, that’s a really high bar to begin with.

This was a hit! Totally loved it

Honored to present the debut of Crowd Control. On Dropout now

The series premiere of Crowd Control is out now on @dropout.tv! Join host Jacquis Neal and comedians Leah Rudick, Bob the Drag Queen, and Brennan Lee Mulligan for an evening of truly unhinged crowd work! #CrowdControl

The amount of weed I've been smoking over the past week after a month of only edibles is offensive. I've been finishing entire fat joints myself and I NEVER do that. Also, you know, depression and anxiety, but I missed smoking tree

Don't forget, Crowd Control's series premiere is Monday, September 8th, only on @dropout.tv! bsky.app/profile/cro...

Some advice for crowd work comedians from Jacquis Neal, Leah Rudick, Brennan Lee Mulligan, and Bob the Drag Queen

Don't nothing taste better than the last bite of some good ass food

I can't express how excited I am to be hosting @dropout.tv latest show! @crowdcontroldo.bsky.social It was a crazy shoot, so much fun, every comedian crushed it. Every crowd was amazing. And on September 8, everyone gets to see the latest @gamechangershow.bsky.social spinoff!

Meeee tooo

Love to see a space for stand ups carved out in my favorite place to be goofy!

The only way to play the game is to work the crowd 🎤 Get ready for Crowd Control - a new series hosted by Jacquis Neal The 6 episode season premieres September 8th - only on @dropout.tv

A 70 year old woman just asked me if I wanted drugs in Portugal. I feel alive again baby

You know what I don't miss. When Lyft first came out, you had to sit in the front, had to fist bump your driver, and then talk the entire ride with a pink moustachioed car... Kudos to the first people to sit in the back, and refuse to make conversation. You were pioneers

Did parents/adults teach kids the game of it/tag? I don't remember anyone teaching me, everyone I've talked to don't either. Is it just a kid brain inherited activity that you just instinctually do with other kids? Have any adults on here taught kids this game?

Put this in the Smithsonian

As a world, we seemingly align on very few things. But the one thing that's consistent no matter what soil you're on. The airport experience sucks. I don't care how many stores and art you put in them

Fresh squeezed OJ is usually worse than non. Don't get me wrong. When it's good, it's great. But when it's too pulpy, not cold so they put ice in it and it waters down, it's trash. This has been my one post every 3-4 weeks

I really like every time I see Kevin Bacon in something

I use chopsticks whenever they are presented to me as an option. But can we keep it 💯? Forks are easier for most things

Death said...

I can't wait for the WWE crowd to boo the living shit out of him again when they show is memorial video package. It will be this racist POS final lasting moment in life and death...

TONIGHT, AUSTIN

andrew cuomo won't see your insults but corrupt, serial sexual harassers who are trying to run cities they don't actually live in will

TOMORROW HOUSTON!!