The way work has been kicking my ass needs to be studied

Dirty mirror selfie

Girl it’s a holiday and I’ve already had to deliver two verbals. wtf

Time to do this thing with my leg because I want attention

Im a sucker for a bicep flex. As in I will be sucking

Bloomf told me to post this so 🤷🏻

One thing I’m going to do is check that my door is locked at least three separate times before I go to sleep

big red ♥️

Oh I WILL be wearing this tonight 🤭🤫

If you ever hear me say I’m restarting Bojack Horseman it means the situation is dire lmfao

I like nudes but I loooove suggestive poses Like underwear bulges or hiding the good stuff behind a prop or something Something about the intrigue and seeing just enough

This FUCKING pair of underwear has been YANKING my ass hairs out all fucking day. Literally could not take them off fast enough when I got home 😭

I love weed because I get hornissimo but also chillisimo

bloomfie said I looked kinda cute here 🥹

The past two weeks have been a nonstop flurry of just really weird shit I feel like I’m hanging by a thread but also not?? Idk

Hey so we saw you across the bar and….

Body teaaa

🐊Followed to school

🩶 #fcf new sweats are so cozy and soft

Me every morning since November 2024

When I asked my friend if he wanted to tag team a bottom and he replied with “we’re going to the cottage” I knew we as a society went too far

At what point are we done with fat jokes actually

I wonder if I look like I’ve been crying all day lol

Happy Sungayyyyy!

Coming out scenes in media (especially when characters have been forced to repress themselves) literally break me I need more

I used to say I didn’t like getting head but I think it was cause I wasn’t getting good head 🤔

That’s new. I’m kind of here for it

Just another monochrome (manic) Monday

Friendsmas with gay people

Lazy Sunday Mornings ✨

Jake Paul and Andrew Tate getting the shit beat out of them the same week Ariana Grande and Cher host SNL while a gay hockey romance is the number one show in the world wow someone is really fighting to fix the timeline omg

We are the children of the loads they couldn’t refuse

I cannot stop saying “sac un dix bonheur”

Heyyy!!! Feeling thirsty ? ☺️

quote this post with your best briefs pic pls and thanku x

The wake and bake situation is im currently fried

Have I show y’all my tree?

Let me tell you something. I don’t give a flying fuck about my cheesecake cracking because I’m going to put a fuck ton of whipped cream on that bitch anyway. And it’s all from scratch so fuck the cracks lol

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that, during a period of extreme wealth inequality, authoritarianism, and a disturbing rise in fascist and totalitarian rhetoric, techbro oligarchs are pushing a product no one asked for but is designed to keep people from using their own brains and forming opinions.

My very first post here 🙈

I’m not beefy but I’ve got the other two things 😏

look at james’ drawing of dratini