Hola baby gorgeousussss

I can feel all these Portuguese men here omfg omg

holy shitttt I wanna take a nap so bad

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Throwing a pool party in July and you’re all invited yall just gotta find out where I live 😇

seeing Lizzie McGuire on Saturday btw

Having pride month and fifa here in htx for June has been crazy like I think we’ve all been drunk this whole time t b h

Do you think the orange man is going to boast about how much the economy has gotten better bc of the World Cup, I mean yes but do u think

Chorizo tacos and an iced latte for breakfast see yall later

Tall Mexican man showed me his hairy tits and new piercings and I cannot think of anything elseeeeee

Did yall watch the reunion of RI omfg

So ready not to be overstimulated by my fam lmao

Keep having dreams about quitting my corp job to be a bar tender like plsssss

I wanna take a solo trip to see some waterfalls but I’m scared to drive on the PCH bc I’ve lived in flat ass Texas all of my life lol

Going to be so uncut tonight I can feel it

Ok but I want Mexico to win bc mi gente latino

Maruchan Vs. Buldak tonight!! The game gonna be crazy yallllll

Walked 3 miles today pls clap for me and these cheeks

CRAZYYYY how I’ve been putting off some projects for a while and today I got about 80% of them done. Like HELLO

Woke up to several fires and did the best to put them out 😇

Y’all just be saying words like this is a corporate job website like explain in pop terms

Cuddled after? Interesting

Happy Monday beautiful putas

My dogs daddy came to pick her up and now I’m child free for awhile so I can focus on my shit omg

Finally rescheduled my appt for my adhd meds. They have been working lately and I think I need a little higher dose but yay

It really be your own family making you feel like shit huh lmfao

Went to a pool party with a bunch of bears. Men soup

Gm lil gay guys

Should I SMOKE

HMMMMMMMM maybe I am v*rse bott now IDK

GOLLLLLLLLLLLL

Pride dump on here with my bessie boys! 🏳️‍🌈

The first fifa game here in HTX is this Sunday Germany vs Curaçao lfg

So. What happens when we have multiple people on the w*rk teams chat asking for Spanish speakers and we’re all busy? And we don’t pay for a translation line? And we don’t get paid more for being bilingual in Texas? (Of all places) like riddle me THAT

iiiiiii gave my allllllllllll to himmmmmm

ok FUCK lemme get up and work

Unclench your jaw and open wide

Ok done being straight today, no more FIFA skeets

mexicoooo mejicoooo

Yes we can hang out if you promise to step on my back

The hottest number 1 thing about someone is when they love sharing memes love yallllll sm

CDMX next year?

BTW still your chance to call me a good boy! This ends at 11:59 tonight!! (does it tho)

What a fun and exhausting pride weekend!! So ready to fucking rawt today

My pussy taste like Pepsi cola or whatever

Do you really think a little rain will stop me from wearing slutty swim suit I think not

Got a haircut and I feel so sessy

Should I kiss a man tonight

I’ll be gay this weekend and then back to study gay next week ok ok ok

My former boss basically laid out my 10 year plan for my career and as a fellow (and annoying) Capricorn- I have been fixating on starting it now to further my career (and more $)