I forgot to take a selfie but I early voted last Wednesday - be sure to vote!!

Okay if you saw that you’re welcome

feeling dysphoric but at least one dick is gone

I can’t believe this is how I found out Dick Cheney died

Spending my Saturday watching vintage 70s g*y p*rn on a projector

Me year round

Kristi Gnome Secretary of Gnomeland Security

When I don’t put product in my hair, I can see like 20 silver hairs, and honestly I’m so excited for my salt and pepper era

That AI São Paulo song has such a chokehold on me it’s ridiculous

Your MBTI isn’t as serious as you think it is, I promise

dolly, you better be ok diva - i can't handle anything else ✨🙂‍↔️✨

Having a much needed and well-deserved spa day to myself at the Korean spa 💆🏻‍♀️🧖🏼‍♀️

got to meet BUNT. last night Omfg such an amazing show

@sentimentbot.bsky.social me next? 🥺

Just getting ready to go to my silly little job and do silly little statistics as we march steadily deeper and deeper every day into a religious ethnonationalist authoritarian totalitarian regime with people in power acquiescing to the regime’s will daily

it’s always “there’s no place for violence in politics” as if these political choices made by these politicians arent an act of violence on the ppl they inflict shit on.

Partied with a son of (one of?) the New Yorker editors last night ?!?!?

Going to a hipster party in Brooklyn and I already made my first faux pas by putting on deodorant when getting ready :/

New York City reminds me of being in like… a jungle… but made of concrete

Brb currently being a tourist and needing out about the wooden escalators at Macy’s

Oh hello NYC

How are y’all so hot ugh

Oh I watched Swallowed last night… that was… hmmm

*yogi bear voice* Hey Labubu!

when i like your thirst trap this is what i’m doing btw

Not the flabubu 😭😭😭

Gonna do some really non-heterosexual things this weekend 🤭

This cowboy is ready to ride Pool party here I come (yes I’m wearing a speedo under this)

here, have a treat for #fcf

hors d'oeuvres implies the existence of slut d’oeuvres send skeet

About to watch Weapons I have no idea what this is about

shine bright like a diamond

Me showing up to bluesky’s funeral

Ugh I need more tattoos

Absolutely wild to see guys at the gym spend so much focus on good form Only to finish their set and immediately pick up and get on their phone like this

Guys who use alt text appropriately are sooooo sexy 😩😮‍💨

It’s national underwear day on a day I went freeballin… inch her arresting

*to the toon of who stole the cookie from the cookie jar* Who’s that homosexual at the tiki bar?!

Hour 10 of a 12 hour drive by myself 🫩

Sorry for liking 17 of your photos in a row I just really want you to **** *** **** *** ** me while I **** **** *** ******ing **** and make you *** while you ***** **** **** **** my ****** 😅

I think it’d be really cool if yall went and followed my new insta that I set up for my modeling and stylist endeavors, pwease🥺

Welcome to 33

I just feel so hollow knowing that Andrea Gibson died today

Cowboy Carter was so fucking amazing I think it was better than Renaissance tbh 🫣 (both were amazing, I just think CC was a bit better) I cannot waaaaaait for Act III

I’m a scientist 🥺

I hate how yt ppl say “poor toe vie yard duh”

This cowboy is ready for Beyoncé See you soon Atlanta 😘

In my do it lady era

Huge if true