Well, yes!! 😌

The trump administration when the Epstein files are brought up:

A Cuban detainee’s death at an El Paso federal immigration detention center was ruled a homicide Wednesday, with the medical examiner finding he was suffocated while restrained, contradicting immigration officials’ claim that he died by suicide.

The fact that two people responded with the exact same conspiracy at the EXACT same time means we might be on to something

Quick, what are some of your favorite conspiracy theories? I got invited to a conspiracy theory party but I can’t think of any conspiracy theories that aren’t overdone, uninteresting, or dangerous

It cracks me up that people are predicting that 2026 will be the year he dies Diva, do we not know how probabilities work? Every day you don’t die, your chance of death increases Like he didn’t die in 2017, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, OR 25 Statistically, yeah, we’re ALL closer to death than ever

Billie Eilish slams the Trump administration and ICE while accepting the MLK Jr. Beloved Community Award for Environmental Justice:

if everyone just smoked a little weed and sucked each other’s toes the world would be sooo much more chill about everything omg

Even though I’ve done rectal swabs on myself hundreds of times for STI testing, my new doctor refused to let me do it myself and I think it’s just bc he wanted to look at my hole 🙊

The fact that I have not received an MLK Jr copypasta today feels very disrespectful It’s what he would’ve wanted 😔

whoever has my voodoo doll finger my ass a lil i’m so bored rn omg

people with full beards calling themselves twinks...

You post ONE little hehe about making a rat poison smoothie and the IG police get REAL upset with you

A hill I will die on is that the average young adult doesn’t understand how computers work* Growing up with well-designed UX on your tablets and never having to do anything besides a hard reset to fix your problems leads to not actually understanding computers Defrag a hard drive and we can talk

At the end of the day, I’m just an over educated faggy cowboy

slow, but steady, progress

😊😊😊

Bullying someone into giving you their Nobel peace prize while you’re simultaneously taking over a country, threatening to bomb a different country, seriously considering invading a separate country, AND also talking about using the military against your own citizens is just… so fucking stupid

We have to leave the office suite to use the restroom And all I can think about is how the front desk secretary must know everyone’s pooping schedule

Reminder, these small trickle of cases in the Supreme Court related to rights for trans kids are an attempt to slowly remove the rights of all trans people (including adults) AND to start creating precedent to negatively redefine anti-discrimination laws based on sex (including cis people)

I did not exist in 2016 so I shall not be doing the comparison to 2026 Thank you for your understanding that, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, time is more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey-wimey stuff

Why yes, I will treat my self to a nice spa evening to keep away the Sunday scaries

I’m fags

I’m not her constituent, but I’m really proud that Jasmine Crockett is a representative of my state in the US Congress

I just wish there was a setting where I could block profiles that just repost pictures of random men I’m here to follow IRL hotties, I don’t want my feed spammed with random guys whoms DMs I can’t slide in to!!

What’s one of my toxic traits, you ask? I genuinely believe that spicy food is good for you, and I WILL be ordering the spiciest thing on the menu and I WILL continue to eat it and listen to you talk while I’m visibly crying

Things were already ✨rough✨ already But I woke up to a gut punch today Light a candle for me, y’all - 2026 is off to a tough start

Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.

He’s so fucking stupid and incoherent It’s baffling that people like this fucking guy

jfc here we go again US just starting another war

“hairy twink” Do words not have meanings anymore?!?

Really missing celebrating NYE with the gays and theys this year

I’m in my trying to stop pronouncing Mario like Mario and instead pronouncing Mario like Mario era

Doing probably one of the hardest things for a bibliophile- getting rid of books

*Looks at camera in Mexican*

In an effort to reduce the amount of plastic I use, I’m wanting to switch to shampoo and conditioner bars - does anyone have any recommendations?

Feeling mentally unstable Should I trim my bush??

Ohhhhhh I see what happened The DOJ intern heard “redact the pedophiles” instead of PDF files

tbsrpr wrapped:

😭😭😭

Officials in Tennessee aren't just banning books, they're now demanding information on who checked out contested (largely LGBTQ+) books, including names, addresses, and "household composition." A librarian who was given the directive has come forward asking for whistleblower protections.

Yuling your tide all by yourself, handsome?

Me trying to figure out what to listen to for today’s workout

I’m so excited for all of this natural light in my new place

POV: you’re a mind reader reading my mind

Well if you insist…

Adding to the collection for #fcf 😌

Fiiiiiiiiiine Enjoy my pic of this massive wiener for #fcf

dead inside but still horny? in this economy? it’s more likely than you’d think!

Can we as a society move on from times new Roman?