Softy Saturdays

Of all things to leave my circle, it’s thumbprint cookies

Made some cookies

If you can see it from the front, then you can see it from the back 🍑

Athletic tape gave me contact dermatitis, and I’m not feeling so Bonita 🥲

The first thing I notice in a movie is if the actors/actresses can furrow their brows. I’m sorry, but Botox has gone too far!

Sweet dreams

For the love of God, don’t ever ask your employee to please call you when you get into a private room. My heart dropped out of my ass so fast for nothing.

If those in power tell you that you are protesting incorrectly, you are in fact correct

Hate to always need to say it, but in politics violence is often the answer

Played 12 matches to end up in second place in both my volleyball teams last night 🥲 my body is broken, and for what???

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If someone says thanks stud, are they flirting? Asking for an oblivious friend

If you were a high school friend who stumbled upon this acct and saw me, I’m sorry 😅🙈

There’s an absolute, and literal, daddy playing pickleball next to us 🫣

Looks like I’m going to the Olympics 2028

I missed yesterday. Please, mercy.

Long day of nothing ahead, and I thought I’d like to reintroduce myself in a way that’s not so nsfw, so with that

Countdown begins. Exactly 3 weeks until my birthday! 🎂

Hard at work or hardly working?

Reopened a scrape knee at practice today and I’ve never seen such a red fleshy part of my body before

Had to delete the post about the heart attack because it went well out of my circle and well… we know what kind of account this is

Driving back from Phoenix to Denver. Do I trust the gas station glizzy?

Drank too much at the wedding last night 🥲

Phoenix being 90 in April is my last straw 🥵

My toxic trait is not saying bless you more than twice. Figure that shit out girly

Good morning 💦 🍑

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Everyday is April Fools’ when you live in America

There’s no fooling anyone. I’m just a 🍑

This April, someone should fool themselves into being my patron

I do wonder how bloomfs perceive me

Am I too late to join this?

People who park full sized cars into compact spaces 😤

I turn 35 in one more month 😵‍💫

So many pretty cock and balls 😌

Two things are up early on a Sunday

So anyways, back to the Raye and Slayyyter albums so I can feel joy tonight

A place for those F C, as per usual

Feeling the need to shenan again

If you must watch the HP series (🤢) the very least you can do it pirate it.

A very good day was had

It’s not enough to be sickening anymore. Be nauseating. Odious if ya nasty

Got messy

My tummy decidedly does not like tea on an empty stomach 🥲

Showing hole 🙈

That nobyl? Chern’ed.

Found some secret ruins and some crazy hieroglyphics. Wonder what they mean

So I can both bake and get bread. Chili Crisp and Chinese Sausage Sourdough

A very good morning to you all