This is unfair because I was listening to Mother a lot for a drag competition 🥲

It’s been a minute, but happy Turkey Day. Hope you all enjoy a good stuffing like I do 😌

Oscar Isaac says he is open to returning to STAR WARS but is doubtful about Disney after they suspended Jimmy Kimmel. “I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”

Hope you all have a beautiful week. Fuck Kim Davis that nasty ass, fugly ass, bitch

Okay got carried away and made too many bread related items today 😵‍💫

Good morning from me and my homemade bagels

Oh, and I got my haircut today

Getting into that holiday spirit by making homemade ornaments. Also should I make the Mega Victreebell with a Santa Motif????

Last night around 10:00pm I realized it was 5:00pm and I was like 🫠

Happy Friday my gay friends

Capped out at 350 on seated squats. Who want me?

Every gay I know is heading to Palm Springs this weekend. What’s the tea??

How did Abracadabra not get nominated for best MV?

Thank you to the 2000 followers. Hope you all enjoy this video 😘

Big hairy chests 😮‍💨

Zo many wins across the country last night. Is it naive to feel a sense of hope?

Thank you to the 2000 followers. Hope you all enjoy this video 😘

My toxic trait is telling people I’m down for anything, but honestly it depends on who’s there, what we’re doing, how long it’ll be, if there will be dogs, and if I can get back home in time to play games before bed

I actually hit 2000 followers on here. Not that it means anything, but glad some of you like to either listen to me say stupid things, post randomly, or appreciate by ASSets. Much love! Maybe I should make a celebratory post… 🤔

I feel seen

Did I create a JotForm for my annual Friendsgiving dinner? I absolutely did.

It’s dominant bottom autumn btw 😘

Had to recreate an old pic of mine with this bath bomb 😘

Nothing beats a midday bath

I think someone I know irl follows me here with a headless profile because they have the SAME tattoo on their chest that I just noticed on IG 🙈

Good morning. Made a beautiful spiced banana bread loaf

And a happy fat Halloween Friday cock to all

Missing some bone(s) though 😏

Ready for the Halloween Volleyball tournament 🎃 👻

Look at this GOOBER

It’s always in the office and never you in me 🥲

Happy Thursday beautiful GAY people. A trip through some of my hair colors. Should I dye it again??

So It: Welcome to Derry is surprisingly really good?? Hell yeah

The entire nation grew up singing this land is my land, this land is YOUR land and they all collectively forgot, huh?

Good morning lovelies

Survived a haunted house, but need somebody to hold me still 👉🏼👈🏼

A little softy for #fcf in my new Dolly tank top 😘

A few weeks old, but third place 🥉 isn’t so bad for competing against 32 other teams

Started adhd medication today. Will I become a new person?

Didn’t forget what day it is. Happy to be back 😘

Testing, testing. Thank you to everyone who reached out! I’m doing better now. A little menty health break and re-centering of myself helped a lot

Been missing for a few days. Having an extremely bad crash out and will probably be gone for a few weeks. See you all soon, I hope

2 directors and a c-suite resigned this week 😅

Finally back in my own bathroom

Not leaving San Diego with a trophy, but we played our hearts out and gave it our best try. Making it to the semi finals with a team that’s never competed at such a high level is so amazing. Can’t wait to run this back next year in MN and take it all.

A jocktober treat for us making it to the playoff series tomorrow 😘

We went 1-1 today in group play, so here’s a 1-1 from me. We continue on tomorrow 🏈

San Diego bound for a weekend of football with friends ☀️ 🏖️

If you’re using Twitter, please grow up

Having a very specific kink I won’t share on here 😬