Think this one’s a little small now. Left me with some strap marks. 💛 #humpday #ass #jockstrap

🖤Just a cozy day in by the fire 🩶 #mcm #monochromemonday

Tragedy has struck! 😫 My fan 🌬️ fell off the shelf and crushed my orchid. The gorgeous green leaf on top snapped right off and one of my bloom spikes snapped 2/3 of the way at the base. Still attached and still green 🤞🏼

My now identified bonsai (ficus moclame) accidentally had a branch snapp off so I have it in water to see if it’ll propagate. So far there’s a new leaf growing. 🍃

🩶 #fcf new sweats are so cozy and soft

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💚🪵 #fcf

This is how I want to start the year. This is the vibe. 🎧

the light in this hotel room 🤌

Ready to be eaten on the last #humpday of 2025 🥂

happy new year, happy last hump day of the year and happy balls day or whatever

Having fun with the Slow-mo 😇 #humpday #ass #spank

Today’s #humpday energy 🍑

Let me be your towel boy 🚿 #toweltuesday #tummytuesday

Going to try and grow pomegranate seeds for funsies. 🌱

The fire is so sensual 🔥 #mcm

Some repotting done today. Going to be 44 degrees tonight 🫠

Got a haircut 💇🏻‍♂️💚

yay! 💎

I am stuffed! 😮‍💨

Who else has red undies for Christmas Eve? 🎅🏼 ❤️ #humpday #bulge

Merry #humpday everyone! ⛄️

blow up my notifications cause it’s super quiet at work 😈

🎄 DIY table centerpiece 🪵

Off to watch Avatar 🔥

6 days til Christmas!!🎄 #fcf #hung #fatcockfriday #twink

The top part of the old stem starting dying above the new bloom spike so had to make a snip ✂️

but baby it’s cold outside #humpday 🩶☁️

Finally cold enough for the robe. 🩶

Just realized I have never actually seen a wild frog… 🐸 out on hikes, out fishing, camping, etc.

I somehow missed a bloom spike behind the leaves. Look who is poking out now. I’m starting to think I might get 3 this year 🤞

My best friend sent me a surprise card filled with various taped leaves they collected from plants in the Pacific Northwest

Pan Dulce version of gingerbread men(🐖)

She’s Growing ✨

🔔 Oh what fun it is to ride 🎶 #mcm #monochromemonday

Laying around convincing myself I should get up and make hot chocolate #mcm

On a lose streak 🥲

It’s #fcf and that is all. End of service announcement. 💚

Either you throw it back to Drink Deep or you just don’t get it

Found this little stinker loitering around my baby loquat tree. The audacity!

Light my fire #fcf #gay #cock #gaycock #gaynsfw #twunk

3:30pm and I’m just now barely drinking water 🫩😩 HALP

Pick me for Holiday Cheermeister 🖤 #humpday #ass

Bought this orchid with 2 bloom spikes 2 years ago. Bloomed for me last year and is starting to bloom again this year 😊

Cheesecakes came out amazing for Thanksgiving ✨

Who else is up baking/cooking because they procrastinated. Still me 🥲at almost 2am

Cake today and pies tomorrow 😋 #humpday #ass #cake

“It’s called fishing not catching” 🎣 🥲