@wilwheaton.net I am loving story time, I’m deep in 2025 and mowing through.

if you're Australian and would like a couple of the SLOP stickers @joeycastillo.bsky.social made - i am printing them on demand and shipping them for free if you donate a few bucks to Western Health visit my website to order em :) slop.decryption.net.au

Pet peeves for today: describing three storey residential buildings as "high density". It's not. Also hidden avocado inside sandwiches.

@kiwiev.bsky.social are you planning to / have you reviewed the Dongfeng vigo? It and the GAC Aion V seem like lower cost EV3 or 5 sized cars. We are thinking of upgrading the mighty i3. Hope you’re trucking along okay.

@motomatters.com “ I did not download the 24GB of video assets which accompany it” Dry, very dry Mr Emmett.

Winston needs to go fuck himself all the way off. That is today’s political analysis from Jono.

Christ, the weather is still being a bit uncool, hope everyone is safe.

Outstanding thread

This is blackout poetry to me

@decryption.bsky.social Saw this and thought of you youtu.be/bYhy2ufJllc?...

Such terrible news. Aside from his great work, I'll miss his dry wit at the state of things here very much.

Cc @tess.bzky.team

For my Aussie & UK followers… This is spot on, would buy this song.

STOP REPOSTING SO MUCH BULLSHIT.

On 2nd thoughts, the cowhide rug was not the right rug for the bathroom...

My new local Indian place with the goated spice ratings

You just know Hannibal Lecter would be so fucking annoying on social media.

So happy these bastards are paying me for stealing my work.

Nope, the Greens in England and Wales did the exact same thing earlier this week, and they are not in any way Maga-adjacent.

*hisses like a cat* BAD www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

@dpp watching monkcast - a lot of knowing nodding, also - MY GOD MAN CAN YOU PLEASE AGE? I feel like I am not only catching you, but possibly passing you :P Look after yourself, and I hope you are managing to stay well.

Ya know, you can have a content warning or some kind of delay before posting fuck wits shooting people.

Anyone know what’s going on at Auckland hospital? About 3736263647473 police all round the place

Tesla quietly cuts 1,700 jobs at Gigafactory Berlin despite denying it A new report from the German business newspaper Handelsblatt confirms that the automaker has been quietly downsizing the plant’s workforce significantly, based on figures reported by the workers’ council. /1

Just a little reminder that if you think chatbots are a real little guy you've lost connection with reality www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

I live in a suburb that has lots of dogs. And dogs are awesome. One of my goals this year is to start a thread of all the doggo friends I meet in these parts and share them. So …. welcome to the #DogsOfBalmain thread! Of course to begin, here is little mate. Bop snout and teef.

Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.

ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.

The very big rocket that will be taking four humans on a journey that will be the furthest any humans have journeyed from everything on Earth in 54 years - incl. every living being that we know about, will be rolling out in ~12 hours from now. It's slow TV. But with a big rocket. 🚀

We are so fucking cooked

Ceci n'est pas un Nobel.

"Excuse me, exactly how Italian is this establishment?"

this is actually so liberating. I hope all men assume there's an Indian guy operating all the beautiful blonds on the internet

As a former civil servant, I’m proud to see this moment. Integrity when it isn’t easy is everything.

I am glad I retired from comedy. nothing is funny anymore. this is deadly serious and I could not be less interested in being on stage commentating on the state of the world or talking about things I like or don't like. the evil in the air is growing horns and nobody knows what to do about it

Fuck aye?

Froze my ass off at the Iowa City anti-ICE rally, but it was worth it

as a writer, this makes me sad

There are so many great things about America, and Americans are some of the loveliest people I know. But this dickhead is trying to get everyone killed. An evil, venal little man, surrounded by evil, venal people.

I am absolutely astounded by men once again. there's something wrong with men. when me and livi were doing comedy they were relentless. daily hate emails via our website. physically picking us up, pulling our hair, threatening us and openly telling us they'll be waiting for us in the carpark

THERE'S A DOG ON OUR PLANE AND HE'S A GOOD BOY!!

The piss tank on the ISS is now 49% full.

Let’s try and fuck this year up less than previous few.

"The car you're looking at can sit six people without any problems." I don't think I know six people without any problems.

if anyone happens to be selling an apple studio display - I am in the market for one (or two) and have cash ready to go, gimme your monitor!!

Co-worker: I watched Pulp Fiction and that's probably the oldest movie I'll ever see. Me: On the ground in pain