Co-worker: I watched Pulp Fiction and that's probably the oldest movie I'll ever see. Me: On the ground in pain

wake up babe, new way to feel old just dropped

I signed. I encourage you to support whānau our.actionstation.org.nz/petitions/re... #nzpol

I have just discovered Quick Nangs. www.quicknangs.com.au

You want a James Bond movie idea? Try this: A guy wakes up in a tuxedo without knowing who or where he is. A note in his pocket directs him to go to MI6. There he's informed that he has been part of a program to train and prepare the new Agent 007, his past erased. Call it THE BOND IDENTITY.

@stilgherrian.com Working through “ the backlog” just finished conspiracy ep, it was wonderful and all too short - which I guess is the thing when you enjoy something. Now David F time. Look after yourself

That’s it. I’m going outside RIGHT NOW to yell at clouds

Auckland, what the fuck is up with your driving? Mother fuckers aren’t stopping for red lights anymore

As we head into summer, remember to keep combustion vehicles away from dry grass as they have a tendency to do this.🔥 This happened in NZ and 28 vehicles were damaged. Hopefully combustion cars won't cause too many forest fires this season.

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day. certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

I was laid off from Teen Vogue this week, alongside multiple other phenomenal team members. At our Summit, I was asked how it felt to be 1 of 2 Black women left and what that meant for representation. Now, there are no Black women at Teen Vogue and that is incredibly painful to think about.

It’s whip your dicks out and nut on the floor November!

CW ignorance/racism In primary we were taught Māori songs, some Māori myth Maui & bros in primmers then when we hit standard one; oh by the way the Māori ate the Mori Mori into extinction & that was it Not even anything about Te Tiriti o Waitangi I'm 50, there're lots of people who believe that

isn’t there a historical precedent of this exact thing being futile and/or a bad idea?

@decryption.bsky.social waaaaaaa just read your latest blog, I was about to start man in the high tower assuming you loved it. I’ve just finished do androids dream of electric sheep.

Private rent in UK now swallows 44% of the average wage. Monthly cost jumps to record £1,385 outside London, £2,736 in the capital. Lack of social and affordable housing, no rent controls, as govts appease corporations and the rich. Profiteering creating poverty/despair, stifling economic growth.

I wrote about the Noah Dettwiler-Jose Antonio Rueda crash in Moto3 at Sepang. About needing to bring back Moto3 warm, how racing is dangerous, doing everything we can to reduce risk. And how this generation of riders is different, and better, to previous generations. motomatters.com/opinion/2025...

how it feels explaining early 2000s hipster history to young people

Finally got to try the Tesla hyper loop tunnel thing in Las Vegas and it's a bit like me in the bedroom: amusing & different but over far too quickly and of questionable length.

Don’t laugh at this. Don’t dismiss it. They’re serious. Prepare for it. And get ready to fight against it.

@kiwiev.bsky.social the self driving vid is delightful.

@kiwiev.bsky.social watching @bobbyllew.bsky.social review of the new Leaf. Any idea when we’ll get a Gav review? ( your review of the leaf, not Robert’s review of you )

Folks: There are going to be a LOT of inflatable animal costumes marching on Saturday. 🙃

this is hilarious

Gonna time travel to 2015 and tell them the only good thing in the 2025 world is saluting frogs

I love this image.

Well done media, you achieved this brilliantly, your campaign to nearly completely ignore AKL’s local elections has flowed on to its inevitable outcome. Accelerating your own irrelevance simultaneously -> www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3608...

Last few hours to get your vote in for local elections, Aotearoa!

shiit tv pitch: Miami ICE

Fuck, is there a GenX version of Booktok? I don’t wanna get TikTok cc @d6y.bsky.social

@kiwiev.bsky.social say what you like about Dino juice, I am amazed, we ever managed to do anything with it youtu.be/sdWEGzWFcCc?...

The hell are the Gravy Seals doing up there

The rest of the world dealt with rabbit trauma reading Watership Down.

Another tragic accident.

1974 Ducati 250 Mk3 #ClassicMotorcycles #Motorcycle

There seems to be something going on over in the city, maybe Barangaroo? Sounds like there are F1 racing cars screaming across the streets. We can hear them very clearly from here (~1.5km away and across the water). It’s an annoying sound and must be super loud up close.

Some job-search “highlights” from an 18yo of my acquaintance: - applied for f/t retail job, was “interviewed” via AI/video 🤯, didn’t get job - applied for p/t retail job, was one of 3000, didn’t get job - got short-term gig shilling vapes in malls (required own transport + lots of driving) Grim.

today is Cal Wilson's birthday and it's horrendous how young she died. such a cool person: smart as hell, funny as hell, generous, kind, loving, chatty, a great mum and a great friend. I will forever be angry that she died so young. she should have been alive for grandbabies and comedy forever

#art by Sliman Mansour Temporary escape, oil on canvas, 2018 #Palestine

The most unrealistic thing about Star Wars is that the fascists have no problems with using renewable energy

In memoriam...

The problem with solar panel videos is that it's hard to make them informative AND entertaining. That was until I interviewed this guy. Honestly, this was one of the funniest videos ever. It's worth watching for the outtakes alone! 😂 Share it around for the lols! www.youtube.com/watch?v=g72k...

“It actually doesn’t take much to be considered a difficult woman. That’s why there are so many of us.” ― Jane Goodall 💙 RIP to a real one. My childhood hero

Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91

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