I will destroy her

oh thank god i was so worried this wouldn't be tremendous value for shareholders

Have literally made a spreadsheet to track my various items and how I’m spreading them between luggage to make weight, still fully prepared to show up at the airport and be wrong

You know it’s gonna be good when the Japanese places translates ‘mushroom’ as ‘fungus’

Sitting very still as the uber driver veers onto the wrong side of the road with traffic approaching

World’s nastiest old man wore sandals on the plane, took them off, then put his bare feet on my bag where it was stowed under the seat - next to him -

Have to fly eight hours across Thurs/Fri this week and me and the last five episodes of this C-drama are LOCKED IN

Me on my motorbike

| The foolish little girl, the witch, the mother, the goddess | #dragonage

Can’t read Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents on the train, risk of upset too great

Noooo earbud ran out of battery at the gym; dozens dead, hundreds wounded

Need to stop starting all my messages with “Howdy!”. I’m not a cowboy.

Excited for this with consistent 90% humidity

Bought a honey perfume expecting to smell like a delicious treat and now know what “animalic powdery” smells like

time will tell

Had a dream that I’d borrowed from the library the book my psych suggested - “Adult children of emotionally immature parents”. My mum saw I had a loan for collection so grabbed it for me, saw the book and was like “what is this 🙁“. I’m sure that’s not psychologically revealing. That’s fine.

Peace and love on planet earth, train driver opened the doors for me after the world’s slowest man stopped me getting on before they closed for departure

(Cc’ed into a random email) “you should talk to Kara, Kara’s great IT support!” 🔪 🔪 🔪

New deadlift personal best of 110kg!

Love to mix up time zones and arrive an hour early to pick someone up at the airport! (I guess it’s better than an hour late?)

Stay the fuck away from my plastic dickhead

O lawd he coming

as i near my 30s my various salves and potions become So important

Times article has an incredible illustration

Hello little flowers, having a lovely time

Work has begun on the Monolith

footnoting for those who don't know about the Dickens Christmas Carol sequels: bsky.app/profile/ryan...

Saw a tourist & her kid excitedly photograph an ibis, go back to their breakfast table… ibis follows, they chatter excitedly! Ibis sweeps pastries off the table, dives straight into the plate of scrambled eggs; child starts crying & mum starts flailing, ibis escapes with a madeleine. Wails continue.

Once again thinking about the fact that I can use a stick to tie my hair up and it just… stays up. Absolutely incredible.

Looking at making an elfball MTG deck and I’m sorry but the price of cards? In this economy??

Hello you beautiful thing

This kid is awesome, actual hero.

My new local Indian place with the goated spice ratings

maybe my gender is like zelda im a princess most of the time but I turn into sheik to help out boys. I haven't played oot

Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.

What a beautifully organised linen cupboard

Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscope slide. 🫧🐻🧪

Can’t believe I have to ask this 😅

participants from Benin's Vodun Day Festival, celebrated every January 10th.

I FORGOT WE HAVE HOLY WATER

It is a beautiful evening to have a G&T with star-shaped ice cubes

Wow!

Please Marielle, let’s not do this.

Apostate

Me shouting at my IKEA desk as I try to reassemble it, verbally wishing destruction upon the entirety of Sweden

Chat help me choose a new bedframe. I’m thinking the black but don’t know if I want metal?