Yet to figure out why large social events blast music hard enough to ensure you can't hear what anyone is saying even if they're screaming it point blank in your face

happy women cuddling winter !!!!!!!! ❄️👭 remember to share a blanket and some dan cong oolong tea while watching films together on warm winter nights under warm orange lights

the rich want us all to actually just live in complete hell

it's kind of a moral obligation to bully harry potter fans into making them feel insecure with themselves. you don't even have to mention rowling being a snivelling fascist. you can just point out every harry potter fan is a 12 year old who never grew up with poorly developed taste

selfie

we need to do Come and See shit to modern white Christians

does this count as cool boobs

Got the all-american black friday experience of seeing a brawl break out at the mall's victoria's secret

At the big gay family Thanksgiving function and seeing the young trans girl I don't know that well, wishing I knew a non awkward way to introduce myself and chat about hrt regimen because I know the docs here are prob gonna do a young tgirl dirty. She deserves better than the spiro she's prob on

it's happening

Gender fluid? Not me. I'm dry as hell.

#signalisoc #commission art 👁️👁️. Erika and Lilly! The ocs belong to to Pari - Eri on Discord #signalis

weaponize me

make the exorcist fall in love dropped the greatest antagonist in contemporary battle shounen manga which is why it's going to be a shame that she eventually gets defeated by the power of heterosexuality or w/e

"Simple as jailbreaking an iPhone!" [HMU for art requests i have some freelance availability soon] #cyberpunk #yuri

It was wild to figure out why I kept finding reasons to avoid yearbook photos as a teenager

oh that? that's just my slime. i secrete it whenever i feel safe

I am somewhat of an outlier among my crowd

asking my ffs surgeon for the frieren

"Sometimes you have to do things you don't like" is sort of a harsh reality of life and it's concerning that reactionaries want to just opt out of community, democracy, public health, everything that makes society functional.

Good girls are allowed to like nice vanilla sex where you tell me how pretty I am and I tell you how pretty you are and we kiss a lot and all that.

summoning a succubus who looks exactly like this

We're about to find the Economy's piss drawer.

斬れない物はさほどありません #魂魄妖夢

This single post ruined my ability to take like. So many new releases and books seriously based on title alone.

They are DEBANKING a creator who is reporting on the paypro bullshit That is so beyond the pale we should all be concerned

Miriam #BloodstainedRotN

I picked the Aria of Forbidden Magic Team because that team name sounded cool and then took a liking to Marisa because she wears a maid-like outfit, swears, and steals things. The fight with Reimu made my heart race from tension/focus every time. The music in every stage is completely entrancing.

Welcome to the Internet. before you are permitted to post, you are required to complete one playthrough of Touhou Eiyashou ~ Imperishable Night (東方永夜抄) and draw or write something about your experiences and memories with those strange women. Good luck

These men grew up with The Secretary™ whose job was: • Be sexually desirable • Be sexually available • Look after them like children • DO THE TYPING. Not being able to email is a status symbol:

every friend group has the one person that always wins the button mashing minigames

Love when the computer updates and it’s like “check out what’s new” and you’re like oh I hope it works better but the computer is like now I know when users have yeast infections

[remembering www.donaldtrumpweed.com is a thing that exists] maybe this can save weed 🤔

Chuck Grassley objectively the funniest option here. You thought Biden was old? Welcome to 92 year old President U Kno What

Cool feathered cloak.. plus cool gas mask..

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

I wasn't a person before, transitioning was how I started existing in a real way, it was how I developed a personality and actual sense of self. What came before me is best understood as a sort of semi-sentient functional task runner that recognized it was a catalyst for creating a real person

if you believe fully autonomous robot butlers are just over the horizon you are actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive and we should take your money from you so we can put it towards something worthwhile

picking up a physical copy of warhound by @kallidorarho.bsky.social and cracking up at the customer's also bought tab

To me, a video game Does Not Exist in any sense until it's 2 months until release and has a new gameplay trailer within those months. I think this should just be made industry policy, if you're a AAA studio you can only announce the game when it's already done.

Posting crashouts I see, starting with a special one

jay jones has a winning message for 2026: [REMOVED FOR VIOLATION OF TOS]

lesson of jay jones (likely) win is that democrats must [redacted]

execution style hoagie wound