Condolences to J.D. Vance. I know he was really invested in the fall of Ukraine, like Pazuzu was in the fall of Regan MacNeil.

The demon infested mind

Update: we were not murdered by a medical supply company rep in a church parking lot. However! The couple behind us climbed into his van after us, so they may be his true victims.

Cannot convince mom that meeting a medical supply company rep CentraCare is sending us to is legit because he's in a van driving around small towns in central Minnesota to clients. So if he murders us in the Freeport Sacred Heart church parking lot please pray for us.

The most racist Yankees have gotta be Michiganders. Whenever a white Yankee is dropping N bombs in my experience without trying to be transgressive, just casual speech for them, they've been from Michigan.

A moment of Colbert lore that speaks greater to Viggo Mortensen, but which ensured their friendship for the past decades, was when Viggo brought a LOTR-themed chocolate miniature setup to the Daily Show as a gift for Stephen. At the time, Colbert was just a 'correspondent' on TDS know to love LOTR.

That's my Congressman!

Here is Googles response to “Canada is embarrassing.”

You're so strong and inspiring! Keep shining! 😊

Love the energy! Keep shining bright! ☺️

We’ve reached the stage in mom’s memory loss where I’m explaining 9/11 to her when she sees the WTC in old movies and has an inkling they’re gone now. This is a woman who regularly watches 9/11 documentaries and replays of news coverage of that day.

Always a good day when hospitals and insurance people come together to reduce an out of pocket pay to $0 when it was first quoted as $1080 for a medical device for mom.

Yes sure. Why not expend our most limited ABM capabilities in defense of a country that has their own ABM systems in a pointless war that achieved nothing?

My dental hygienist said to set up my next sixth month appointment for a cleaning in a few months because they’re all booked. I did so and now my six month appointment turned into an eleven month appointment. That’s all they can do anymore.

(Spoiler) the ending of Green Room has two of the funniest lines in cinema history, both said with utter perfect tone and timing by Imogen Poots, the best to ever do it. #1:

Gunna happen, question is just how bad things have to get first. *IRAN'S AMBASSADOR TO FRANCE SPOKE IN AN INTERVIEW IN PARIS *RE-OPENING STRAIT WILL ENTAIL COUNTRIES PAYING: AMIN-NEJAD *IRAN AND OMAN DISCUSSING A PERMANENT HORMUZ TOLL: IRANIAN ENVOY

Gunther is Dua Lipa maxxing

Good morning (ish) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw5h...

Tiocfaidh ár caw #speirgorm

Michelle Branch and Vanessa Carlton were the Charli XCX and Lorde of elder millennials. They gotta work it out on the remix.

Charli's been around so long and so many deep cut bangers that you'd have be a real asshole to gatekeep all the kids who enjoyed Brat Summer. This is 9yrs old now and practically nobody's heard it and it fucking rules. Just something she did for that crap show. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSQE...

Good

Telling MAGA blue checks that Germans are Elbe donkeys >>>>

I've had friends die where their lack of presence in Facebook posts is how you feel it, but now it's lack of seeing them in your views on Insta. That sumbitch is missing a lot of great memes.

my letterboxd review: letterboxd.com/signalabyss/...

YouTube slipped a new Tove Lo video I didn't even know dropped into my playlist because they got tired of me playing her old shit I guess www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERn_...

This is the most incredible example only reading the title "Bombing to Win" I have ever seen

why did he have to wait until after an election to reveal the Blaze fired him because he got into a fight online with Massie

Elon’s algorithm made a fantastic error and now it’s rewarding me despite talking shit about him and being insufferably me 24/7. This man should not be in charge of 10,000 satellites caking our lower atmosphere.

Gov Jared Polis told a Colorado Sun event that his decision to give clemency to Tina Peters "will be remembered fondly." He was later interrupted by protesters carrying an enormous banner reading EAT SHIT POLIS coloradosun.com/2026/05/19/j...

Obsession was outstanding. Spoiler warning: it's about a young man who uses magic to force his crush to love him. He gets exactly what he wants because she's immediately possessed by a succubus. When I was walking out, some guys were laughing about how stupid it was. It was aimed at you!

In time for brunch, Sting www.youtube.com/watch?v=d27g...

They got what they were hoping for recently when a troupe of little people raided and spread into their headquarters like pac man for a viral video.

This is what happens when the NYTimes refuses to pay voice actors a pittance to record their articles, instead opting for the far more efficiency maxxxing choice of the dulcet tones of a generative AI voice.

I only lived through 7yrs of them, so my understanding of things inescapably '80s were the neon roller skating arcade and all the families on my block being well adjusted and friends.

Oh no

One imagines that if was a synagogue in San Diego was was shot up by two terrorists with records of what the police chief called "hate speech," killing five, that the New York Times--this is while the situation was ongoing!--would find space for it as one of their lead stories. Mosque, who cares?

Ever since Sharon K left my feed has been completely dead. Most recent post was 54 minutes ago. She really was the glue of this place.

BREAKING NEWS: There are otters on the ottoman!

Not a terrific sign when an Islamic center gets shot up and many of the replies are kitschy drawings of crusader knights

Ashley St Clair praising Elon’s trans daughter Vivian. Okay she might still be pretty spicy but she’s for sure left the right. Elon did this to himself because he’s incapable of loving.

Good morning. If you're not an Ella Fella yet, you will be. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg47...

Oh hey nice to see new female fans getting into hockey … oh … …. Oh no …. No … oh no

Apropos of nothing happening on the other site in particular, the first two Nolan Batmans are fantastic, wonderful films. Shame they never got the third one done because of the global financial crisis. Would have loved to see Anne Hathaway as Catwoman.