Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

LONDON MITCH BENN brings his electrifying one man version of Dickens’s A Christmas Carol to the Baron’s Court Theatre TOMORROW (9th) until Saturday 13th (plus matinee on Saturday)… #AChristmasCarol #ChristmasReels #Dickens #LondonTheatre #TheatreReels #ViralReels #Storytelling #ChristmasInLondon

One more chance to see my show - online! ko-fi.com/s/3c9776c027 Pls share!

My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation. Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.

Big very scary announcement that I never thought I'd have to make so I put nice music and a relaxing nostalgic background on it for you.

WIN a set of #Christmas cards Repost and follow me to enter I’ll pick a winner at 9pm tonight (Friday 7 Nov) gailmyerscough.co.uk

This woman will be protected by generations of crows h/t: Autumn Buck / firstdatejunkie

Omg, check out Jerome Powell’s reactions to everything coming out of Trump’s mouth lol Trump is so embarrassing.

Hello! It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business. My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares, accessories and stationery. I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing. gailmyerscough.co.uk

my Exeter gig is selling a little slowly - tickets here exeterphoenix.org.uk/events/robin...

Spot on again from the excellent @mattgreencomedy.com . 😂🌹🤣

Me: Nearly Monday again. Totally ready for it. Narrator: But she wasn't ready. She wasn’t ready at all.

Here’s another song from the new album. Hear it. See it. Buy it. Share it. Say it. Sorted. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw7d...

Image of library book display labeled: “It's A Warning Not An Instruction Manual.” Books on display: • On Tyranny • Twenty Lessons From The 21st Century • 1984 • A Handmaids Tale • Diary of Anne Frank • Parable of The Sower • Fahrenheit 451 • Animal Farm • Brave New World ~TAiLS of a Bookworm

💥Oxford I'm coming for you!💥 Sunday May 18 at The Old Fire Station. 🎟️ oldfirestation.org.uk/whats-on/abi... #standupcomedian #ukcomedy #oxford #oxfordshire #whatsonoxford

Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins

Hello sexy, here’s the first song off my new album, why not share it? Likes are nice but sharing’s better. By the way, I didn’t call you sexy just to try to get you to share this, I really do think you are sexy. youtu.be/m5GF5XJfvKQ

Me, every time I release a new album.

One of the big treats of doing the Edinburgh Fringe every year back in the day was going to see that fabulous British troubadour Philip Jeays, the Jaques Brel of Bognor. An unsung songster and always great. I’m thrilled to see he’s got a new album out. philipjeays.bandcamp.com/album/victoria

My new album is here! Please buy it or listen to it or share it or something. YEAH! (Won't be available on Spotify obvs, because wankers). philipjeays.bandcamp.com/album/victoria

On the snooker Stephen Hendry said that sometimes when he was playing he used to commentate on his own shots in his head. I used to do the same having sex, but I always finished too quickly because I wanted to find out if I was the murderer.

New album due to land in May! So here's a song from the last album to whet your appetite - if you like it, why not share it? If you hate it, why not share it? I hate Spotify so I'm relying on you. No pressure. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXXP...

Hell hath no fury like millions of pissed-off veterans. Trump, Musk, and their GOP enablers will feel their wrath.

Perfect summation of Trump/Vance/Zelensky, beautifully done. www.reddit.com/r/europe/com...

You can send donations yourself direct to ukraine here: war.ukraine.ua/donate/ #SlavaUkraïni

i really regret asking the mc5 to judge the oedipal society’s homemade preserve contest

First up, it's @susanmurraycomic.bsky.social with her genius show 'How Not To Die In A Plane Crash'. We saw this in Edinburgh a few years ago, and we're delighted it's coming to Wolverhampton.

Day 19 of #365DaysOfSmiles Dog changes its mind!

'On the spectrum' or just a selfish, entitled, lying sack of shit - you decide.