@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Speed mentioned in the Celebrity Traitors finale

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

Strength abroad, safety net and services at home

How loud do you think Twin 2 said “Dada should be arrested, when we get home I’m calling 991” in this restaurant when I admitted to looking at Twin 1’s cards in Uno? I promise it was louder

I don’t understand why “dems nationally…” try to draw conclusions on national strategy from local, state, and even special congressional elections. It doesn’t seem like these correlate with what works in presidential and midterm elections.

Field of 68 Opening Day Marathon is the most convenient American sport I’ve watched since August, thank you and welcome back college basketball

now up at The Auburn Observer: let's do an Auburn head coach candidates list, with a twist If the Tigers hire a coach like they have in the past, who might they target? who is the Pat Dye of this cycle? the Gus Malzahn? the Tommy Tuberville? the Gene Chizik? the Hugh Freeze?

Not to be too serious, but North Florida Shipyard is not far from the stadium and I hope it’s not that

Candace Parker will be the 11th Lady Vols Basketball player to enter the Women's Basketball Hall of Fame. It's an elite list. Click pic for story at Knox TN Today.

I promise you’re not in enemy territory (aka Watch until the end)

Spotted some seals this morning

Mayor Johnson is cooking

My Stanford Plan: 1) I’m the type of person people in polo shirts trust. 2) I don’t ask for assistant salaries bc cost of living, sleep in the office. Stanford boosters yearn to make employees live in the office. 3) I win 0 games, but throw grand parties like Hoover during the Great Depression

Really powerful piece from @ramzy.bsky.social

The 2003-04 Pistons were incredible. Online sports betting is lame, have some fun, actually interact with people, play poker in person.

I spent my teens and early 20s convinced libertarians had it all figured out and the flag was about free speech. There’s a whole generation of red-purple-blue Southerners and it’s a reason for hope

I know this isn’t the point, but man, what a day the plan reviewer had and the building inspectors are going to have. The 2015 IBC is really going to have its moment in the sun

other coaches to recruits: hey man we think you're special and belong here Sonny Dykes: Hey remember when I hit a nuke off your dad in high school www.espn.com/college-foot...

*Doing a scotch tasting* Me: “It’s just not for me, scotch is almost like burnt wood” Wife: “That’s okay” Me: “I’d rather have something Irish like Jameson” Wife: “Now that’s cause you’re white trash” Folks, she gets me

The delays weren’t fun, but this surprise ocean view made it worth while.

Moving cities today and our train got cancelled a quarter of the way through. We had to book a last minute hotel on the outskirts of Manchester and I can’t even talk either twin (5) into sneaking into the adjacent rugby stadium for a few tries

Wikimedia foundation store page already has a shirt up for sale. Gimme

There is a gulf in America. I submit it is the gulf between good and evil, or at least not-evil and evil. The gulf is not just between people who oppose this and people who are indifferent to it or reluctantly accept it in support of immigration policy or see it as collateral damage. /1

One of my of favorite traditions my wife and I have is the night before a Taylor Swift album is released we take turns playing a song each from every album We’ve done it since Lover, it’s a blast

He made Auburn basketball the team I was most emotionally invested in, imagine how wild that would have sounded in 2013. War Eagle

Another thing about Shawn Clark, he marched with his players after George Floyd's killing. "I’m not a Black man. I don’t know how they feel. But I know how to feel pain, and I understand they have a right to speak their voice. I want to be there beside them.” www.nytimes.com/athletic/184...

I do not have the photography skills to do the York Minster justice, but I’ll show you this reclining archbishop

baby shark implies the existence of scary shark, sporty shark, ginger shark and posh shark

What a night #YNWA

"They're politicians, what are they supposed to do? Literally fight in the streets?" Unashamed to say this made me cry.

STATS NERD TAILORING HIS FORMULA TO COVER THE SPREAD: The dew point at ground level isn’t conducive to deep sinkers. Pitchers are disadvantaged when throwing north PITCHER WITH THE CLUBHOUSE NICKNAME “BIG WHITEY”: if I don’t shit before the game I bet I could huck this straight through a guy’s head

Can check and the Blackstock year +/- abroad starts today

If you see two exhausted parents and two twins in the Atlanta airport this afternoon, we are sorry we’re in the way and we’re doing our best

happy labor day

the cloister hotel, sea island, georgia, 1990

We are one week from moving to the UK

Some notes, from an airport, on this dumb performative decision, which is calculated to appeal to vapid totalitarian twats. /1 www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

PETE: “What we have to do now is make clear we do want government to work differently and better than it has, but burning it to the ground won’t do that for anyone.”

“This is awesome hockey” from the studio ref…love it

Canada’s hockey players are clearly worse than America’s

Look, am I proud of the US right now? Obviously not. Do I hope we hang eight on a booing crowd in Quebec? Hell yeah

Probably a flagrant on CBM

Push call is the kinda call only Alabama and Big 12 Texas get

I will admit I like these Alabama uniforms

“Premier League breakfast, college lacrosse lunch, college basketball afternoon, and college baseball after dinner season” is a great part of the calendar

Sometimes I forget Jalen Hurts is fast

i'm sorry, the nominee for FBI director owns up to $5m in a shell company tied to a shady-PRC fast fashion house that is known to use slave labor??? am i losing my fucking mind? what is happening

They don’t follow labor laws, but follow this because, as @hollyanderson.bsky.social says, they wanted to so they did.

@famousartthief.bsky.social I want to recant a take about Pebble not being top five on my bucket list, every year I forget how special it is until I’m looking at it all weekend