deeply proud of my city

Trump: "Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen (????) But with Tylenol, don't take it."

*reads community guidelines very closely* I'm sure glad the violent internetpoisened young guy meta is moving away from shooting schoolchildren and teachers. we should definitely make sure it continues to be less of that.

sorry I gotta know every detail of what happened here. why were they messing with pow(). why did they not test pow() after messing with it. why did it take until an investigation by the osu team to figure out what was wrong. should the osu team be placed in charge of the windows runtime

he left some wiggle room with "almost" but i'm going to ignore that and say there's at least one profession that won't be automatable by then. yes, you've probably already guessed it, livestreaming video games.

zizian georg, who caused 17 murders due to his belief in the basilisk, was an outlier and should not have been counted

Can confirm. Crashing at the rathouse in Paris and a mech interp guy starts talking about extinction in two years' time, suggests I shouldn't be wasting my time on twitter rn and should go to sleep, takes my phone and puts in on a table elsewhere, mutters about being the hero to save us all, leaves

Earth is normally portrayed as a Mother, feminine Mars, the God of War, is typically masculine Therefore, in this 90 page essay, I submit to you that terraforming Mars is just planetary force feminization. Section 1-

The new pope signed up for Twitter in 2011 with a Hotmail email address that he also used for a lot of other stuff, which is how I know that he's probably the first pope on Zynga and almost certainly the first pope on Tumblr

In the UK we say "the Fifth of April be with you" of course

i think god should fix the thing where there probably aren't very many polyamorous rationalist catholic trans girls who will go to mass with me and then come over to my apartment and make out after

you're telling me that america is considering a revolution after making judges dependent on his will alone, sending hither swarms of officers to harass our people, and transporting us beyond seas to be tried for pretended offenses?

New YouGov/Economist poll out this morning finds Trump is no longer popular on immigration. This was the last issue he had a positive net approval on. This was very easy to see coming, esp bc individual components of immigration policy are so toxic: www.gelliottmorris.com/p/should-dem...

The reason that Democrats can't compromise on the culture war is that the actual demand from conservatives is that LGBT people simply disappear from public life, which is not something that the Democratic Party is capable of actually conceding.

claude shadowboxing in the backrooms

if your strategies for persuasion rely on people already being receptive to you and virtuous enough to do extensive searches every time you say something they don't already know, you will fail to persuade the *vast majority of humanity*

JD Vance will really be like "you believe in loving thy neighbor? That pales in comparison to my strategy, loving my family first" and then not love his family.

but i wanna be an anime villain

circulating

NEW: A group known as the 'puppygirl hacker polycule' has leaked thousands of police training & policy manuals from departments across the country www.dailydot.com/debug/lexipo...

toquoi replacing usd starting tomorrow.

egg day egg day egg day

When the day has grown weary and the titan Selene rides her silver chariot across the sky, I lay my fatigued bones upon my Sans pillow as a reminder that life is not to be taken too seriously and accept my position as arbitress of cringe

christmas

Still thinking about the marketing copy for the bluetooth-enabled schizophrenia medication

"Don't shame me! It was the incentives which caused this!" "Yes, and I'm shaming you to set new ones."

yeah i'm scared of twitter for now

hey celene fans how are you all doing in this lovely little safe haven any ideas? thoughts? wishes? requests? speak, and you will be heard

i've just seen some shocking data, you need to study the sequences as hard as possible while injecting as much estrogen as you can in the next six months

Slight improvement

we do have an LGBTESCREAL flag already! courtesy of @kalamandrens (on twitter) for the initial graphics work and @datawitch.bsky.social for further iteration!

That is sort of a brag but the point remains: it's hard to go far without bumping into people here. I think the most important takeaway from this thread is that tpot is bigger than Japan, Korea and the Middle East combined! bsky.app/profile/dave...

pro's pointer: jokes about not being able to pronounce a complicated word are usually less funny than just pronouncing the word exactly right without any acknowledgement whatsoever of the complexity

i have encountered this diagram approx 1,000 times since starting research on wild faith and i must speak my truth: BILL GOTHARD DOESN'T KNOW HOW UMBRELLAS WORK they dont stack this is not a matryoshka doll situation this is just? extremely foolish umbrella design!!!

is this an outer wilds reference

GAMERS

I do not think this will have the same effect, but if you insist

is it safer here

i like matthew yglesias

for the infinite chess fans: jdh.hamkins.org/infinite-gam...

the music IP/copyright debate is a surprisingly complex one. i actually disagree with a number of people i respect on this issue. personally — and this is just my personal opinion, not trying to start an argument — i think that everyone who has ever listened to a song should be thrown in prison

hi bluesky i hope you've been doing well sorry i haven't been around

I’m not afraid of death anymore, I decided it was more productive to be afraid of women instead

the "chickenpox airplane" fallacy is named after an incident wherein the military concluded that chickenpox was the most common sickness causing crashes in enemy territory, when in fact the reason most returning airplanes had chickenpox was because all the ones which caught worse diseases perished.

this site needs a badge i can pay $8 a month for to trick people into thinking I am a Mod

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