i was studying for a while and i looked at the time and it's suddenly 4am ??????

tanks and glass cannons are both types of snuffbait

i can’t think about deer anymore without thinking of this tweet

Shelter

can anyone decipher this

a set is kind of like a door [instantly fails probability theory class with no chance of appeal]

id be suuuuuuuuch a good human sacrifice

i accidentally got myself into real analysis research about 8 months ago that split off from number theory work and havent escaped. im now way better at analysis than i am at algebra but i really don't prefer it 😭😭

is he stupid

he has many good qualities but also many bad qualities 😔

this would work on me

this is not a screenshot from plants vs zombies

woke 2

"a function is literally anything it's basically nothing" - my friend while studying probability

"The Last Baby Will Be Born in 2012 and, Worse, He'll Look Like This." A 1913 news article suggested that a decline in birth rates and social changes, such as women entering the workforce and fewer people marrying, would lead to a "neuter type" of human and eventually, the end of the human race.

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"Horseshoe Theory" is the theory that all integrals can be solved with the horseshoe method. It's controversial because Big Calculus wants you to learn 3,000 special functions

with the right mindset even 5:45 pm can be morning

You have been visited by George Birkhoff's face of lines. Repent, or you will be forced to reprove the ergodic theorem from first principles.

this works on me btw

...horrifying message without context, thank you

Shoutout blood & also bleeding

my upstairs neighbors are so loud it's 1:42am and i cant sleep bc of the noise😭😭 i even went up there to complain and they said they'd be quieter and arent really

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So. Being "ironic" was a fascist plot all along.

In the modern world everything must be accessed through an app which only works a fraction of the time

im like an npc in a niche open-world jrpg who's a regular civilian woman but who has a quest that involves you walking around with her following and there's an exploit where you can get her trapped in a room unable to leave and since she's just barely a plot-essential npc she can't die so there's a—

would you rather spam a somewhat non-intuitive integral trick, or deal with arbitrarily many nested sums over different indices

Linear algebra student asked today if every vector space has a basis. Simultaneously thrilled and horrified.

i’m so easy to kill

ok my tummy feels not good

professor who calls lambda "L" and professor who calls a "alpha"

I'm always so confused when someone dismissively describes a series as "monster of the week" as if that's not one of best storytelling formats ever. You get a new MONSTER. Every WEEK!

A single-line drawing that is simultaneously an open knight's tour of a 99x99 chessboard and a 3x3 Latin square.

math student who walks into the classical field theory lecture expecting artin reciprocity and physics student who walks into the class field theory lecture expecting noether's theorem

I feel like far too many even queer people don't fully realize that sex as in the act is also a social construct. What is sexuality and sex are so messy. But we often just let it be naturalized in a very rigid way.

i hate waking up to this feeling of dread every time i check my phone in the morning

just had to chase a grinch off my lawn in fucking january. it was picking pinecones off my tree to eat. that's not a christmas decoration, dumbass. you're eating a normal january tree

I don't think men realize how scary being hit on by men can be. Like there is nothing wrong with me being attracted to women but it is so scary not knowing how a man is going to act. It also often feels so dehumanizing when men do it.

2015: "Our goal is to advance digital intelligence in the way that is most likely to benefit humanity as a whole, unconstrained by a need to generate financial return." 2026: "We plan to test ads at the bottom of answers in ChatGPT when there’s a relevant sponsored product or service"

waitttt having a brain is awesome omg i can literally think whatever thoughts i want inside of my head and nobody can hear them

cramped zero-g cuddling onboard a spaceship in the single-person bed cupboard thing

So when romantic relationships have a lot of overlap with other types of relationships I worry people try to defend it's categorical uniqueness by attacking other types of relationships. Romantic relationships are so often sold as a cure for all problems with alienation in the current world

NO

getting distracted by tensor products for an hour while trying to do unrelated physics hw

does anyone here know anything about anyons