[does fuckall] I need a nap

i love getting updates from john mandlbaur

"i don't care if it's a mathematically valid operation it's not a socially valid operation" - my friend

they tested my dna and it wasnt dna. it was toquos

Not 13 different notebooks (which are never around) and many, many scraps of paper?

my advisor is just dooming about the future of academia every time we meet😭

There is a species of bee that barks like a dog

‘Flesh out details about characters’ can’t stop laughing about this note to myself which really probably does not mean what you think it might. This note is telling me to be explicit about a map between a finite group and the units of C

Hi

i cant tell if im sick or just dealing with awful allergies

Mathematicians trying to invent a relationship status: imagine a polytope

Peru has a 49-year statute of limitation on murder. This means if the murder happened more than 7870 years ago, they cannot be charged.

i keep having distressing confusing dreams about group modules which is weird bc they're pretty cool

can you stop introducing new notation for derivatives in a single chapter we're up to 6 at this point

people should stop ragebaiting, start confusionbaiting instead

they added algebraic geometry to minecraft???

invisible cobblestone?? @lenooby09.tech

I know that I annoyingly harp on this shit a lot, but I feel like there’s almost no one with any kind of platform or power who is neither a categorical hater nor a breathless booster hype man, and that seems really bad to me?

if there's chain complexes what about chain quaternions

It is possible to lead a wolf upstairs but not downstairs

having an arithmetic geometry emergency

thats a lot

ai generated slides in the math conference presentation slides folder😭😭😭😭

i just wanna figure out how to transfer my minecraft world man

Give me your username. Give me your email. Give me your wife and/or children. Give me your dog. Give me your dog's food. Give me the dog's medicine. Give me the dog's dog's money. Give me his shit.

BREAKING NEWS from Mandlbaur Institute of Technology, topology department: Turaev has banished the Number Devil to his shadow world.

the horrors of having a body (tummyache)

if something is not edible then that is a skill issue on ur part

no more thought experiments

You are locked in a room with 8 pills (red, blue, yellow, orange, green, purple, white, black) on pedestals on the corners of a regular octagon. the evil wizard tells you that if you don't take them in the correct order, you have to guess the names of countably infinite hyperintelligent imps.

pill 1: 99.99% of people who take pill 2 die pill 2: 99.98% of people who take pill 3 die ... pill 10000: 0% of people who take pill 10001 die pill 10001: 0.01% of pill deaths are reversed these are not based on a majority winning, each effect happens instantly when anyone takes one of these pills.

In front of you are countably infinite boxes each with $1, in piles of distinct prime numbers. You can take as many (finite n) boxes as you want, but if the number remaining in the first n piles isn't prime, you have to suffer through n+1 more absurd situations, at least two of which are this one.

red pill: 50% of people who pick blue pill take the red pill as well blue pill: 50% of people who pick blue pill take another blue pill blue pill: 50% of people who pill blue pill: 50% of people red blue pill: 50% of red choices: a) blue b) blue c) blue

email i just got from engineering professor "These papers are just a beginning, I am still working on this topic with my students for the case of a humanoid robot and a robot dog with a (ugly) human face."

does anyone want to tie me up and torture me in their basement for ten hours

everyone should read Hand Jumper btw its. so good

if u want to be popular on this app then u need 1 million followers and 1 million likes on ur posts and ur posts need to be 5000 words long

my memory is not like urs. its not filled with trivial facts and random bits of information. my memory is filled with disturbing visions. disembodied voices. supernatural encounters. shit like that

covering all of maxwell's equations and then in covariant form and also gauge transformations on day one of class then making the due date for the problem set (which is all relativistic e&m stuff) the next class is evil

on april fools day i just do all the same bits i usually do but more dramatic

April Fools is actually a really problematic holiday for those of us who lie on the internet all year round

unfortunately the mandlbaur institute of technology has been overtaken by the number devil and his associates. please stand by for updates

the idempotent completion of the idempotent completion is the idempotent completion so the idempotent completion is a completion that's idempotent

Brb, gonna go turn off the Solar System. 🫡

just got rejected from the MICOAE (mandlbaur institute for conservation of angular energy) REU.. they said i didn't have enough toquos theory background

its insane how after doing dynamical systems/ergodic theory for 2 hours i feel exhausted but after doing diagrammatic algebra for 4 hours i feel better than i have in weeks

George, analyze this gate

i may be one dimensional but it's an octonionic dimension

i love F=C(q) where q is a formal parameter

cogs fluid