Always the same ones.

Unique holiday gifts from a SMALL BUSINESS owner: 🪡🧵 New Jacket Mama jackets are available on the website, below. Saving textiles from landfills. One original- never to be reproduced- jacket at a time! 🪡🧵 (sizes W 4-10, some unisex) www.lisacatara.com/jacket-mama

I wasn't feeling myself enough today to make a video but this is part of the haul of the donation drop-off. I'm trying to make each hat different from the last. They went to a woman's shelter. Doing another drop next sat, trying to beat this week's #. Thanks to all who helped me or helped others

The delivery drivers here cannot figure out where we live. Every delivery is to a different house. We just want our take-out!

Hell yeah!

Cripes YES! 😂😂😂😂

Remember if you have any money and love what Erin does, she has payment links

Awww

Acorns!

Addio al Maestro Peppe Vessicchio, simbolo della musica italiana

Writing is how I process the world. It’s one of my joys. I loved keeping notebooks as a kid, asking questions. Words were fun! But little me never imagined that my writing about the world could come with a heavy price. Professional purging. Life or death consequences. All because of words.

Um. I made the mistake of taking a drink. Then I drowned laughing.

She's so put of touch. Have you seen her new commercial? Read the room Mariah!

Hey PHEE! It's Caturday and there are STILL a fuck load of days til Xmas. At this point, I've lost count and this just entertains me so... You know that I can't actually telly you any lyrics to any of her songs and have to Google all of them? @fivetimessix.bsky.social

So my wife is making breakfast and wanted to put on football... Instead. She. Puts. On Soccer. Wife: There's a black team and a red one... Me: Beb, why don't you just say the English version of checkers? She knows 0 about soccer.

How do you stay REAL in a world generated by ai? 🦋 There's no growth without evolution. And without growth, there is no LIVING. Whatever isn't living, is dying. 🦋 I LOVE life. I don't know about you, but I'm fighting for mine. 🦋🏃🏻‍♀️☀️ (Music= 1950s ai mashup of DMX's song "X Gon' Give It to Ya")

You guys need a Caturday post. Motley is waiting for Cinderella to start cleaning. Binx is all like "SUNSHINE!" #caturday

Did women ruin the workplace?

Ambition. Throwback shot by Tracy Kahn. 📸 🎭

Is an old fashioned camera appropriate bathroom decor in a 1/2 bath? Because I hate this plastic orchid the landlord left in here.

@trueblue111.bsky.social @terry-scott.bsky.social @boxdonkey17.bsky.social @vlf79.bsky.social @atomicdumpling.com @princesskim.bsky.social @craigbruce68.bsky.social @gemini-iam2.bsky.social @comlou.bsky.social @auntyr.bsky.social @purplepuppy.bsky.social @dailykotzn.bsky.social @warren.senate.gov

What's the most horrible sound in the world, in your opinion? The groan after someone asks "Can't you just ______?"

My bestie, off BROADWAY... in "44: The Obama Musical." And what does he wear on the red carpet? A #JacketMama original. Made with love (and dozens of roses since I can't be there to cheer him in person). Go Michael!! 🎵🪡🧵 www.lisacatara.com/jacket-mama

She did say it tho 🤣🤣🤣

Nope. Newsom has an AntiTrans platform and has vetoed bills to help Trans people. ____ Americans are Americans. Trans Female Non Binary Native Latin Black Asian Yikes.

This is just a quote post Jake, don’t freak out. 👀

Not a gif, but funny coincidence…I just posted this. bsky.app/profile/dian...

The From: Trixie and Katya Collection is available now at TrixieCosmetics.com!

THE NOTE: Extra Mayo on White.

My tv sister Mary McCormack & my tv fiancé Joshua Malina! 🎭 🥹 👏 Posted by one of my favorite tv writers 😏 ❤️

I just found luxury white sheets! You think my wife will let me turn them into a 👻? Answer only with a gif.

Doing a drop off tomorrow for the hats I've crocheted so far. I've only made about 10 but I plan on doing a drop once a week. I'll include pics for anyone interested. Not as a brag but so the ppl who donated can see progress. Ty for those who donated, shared, or who are donating on their own. 💙🧶

Thank you Amy @abbarsha.bsky.social 😊 💙 @sheriihler.bsky.social @seizeday.bsky.social @nicholehiltz.bsky.social @atomicdumpling.com @themotleybeast.com @deviantlampshade.bsky.social @southerngayteacher.bsky.social @proudcanadaveteran.bsky.social @bonhanson.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social

This Millsaps College student has a double major in mathematics and neuroscience with minors in chemistry and psychology. He was named a Rhodes Scholarship Finalist this week.

You guys! There's 1 box left in the ENTIRE garage to unpack. One BOX. Today: *I organized the entire garage. *Smashed both of my thumbs. *Found a paper thin dead frog on the garage floor and I named it Gerald Butler. I'm beat.

Torre dell'Orologio in Venice, Italy

Lake Como, Italy 🇮🇹

Hey Phee! 50 long days to go. But don't you fret! I got your entertainment! @fivetimessix.bsky.social youtu.be/mIhI23gBBPQ?...

Why is female joy so terrifying to weirdos and losers?

Guess what this is:

SHOP and SHARE!! New Jacket Mama jackets are available on the website below. 🪡🧵 Saving textiles from landfills. One original- never to be reproduced- jacket at a time! 🪡🧵 W sizes 4-10, some unisex. www.lisacatara.com/jacket-mama

I got a cat that like to run under the king size bed to barf. He can hit dead center... Top that!

The amount of Republicans winning local elections should shock me. Yet here I remain, unshocked.

@invisihole.bsky.social read this. 🤭

You guys aren't going to trick me into being all hopeful and shit. I see what you're doing out there.

What'd I miss?

Now in a minute I’m going to block you and your delusional posts.

@fivetimessix.bsky.social Do you like Honey? 51