My baby Dark Brahma rooster, Morpheus, also has long pants. But he never wears them into a creepy cold plunge. Check your voter registrations.

MY GUY JASON KELCE,!! We both trying bobsled and skeleton.

is it weird that we’re all listening to each others voices in our heads

Leigh ordered me a fruit cup. I’m eating it and my mouth starts burning. So I’m digging around and I found pineapple in it. It’s now breakfast with a side of Benadryl. Damn it.

Good morning, Anna!,😊🤗💕

Bruh.

Thank you Clare @clareraynor.bsky.social 😊 🙏 💓 @atomicdumpling.com @themotleybeast.com @sofiadoodle.bsky.social @chef-bruce.bsky.social @aaronfrizzle.bsky.social @nicholehiltz.bsky.social

GOD I’m SO FUCKING MAD I forgot the fucking alt text

My brother buys stupid shit. This isn't an example of that.

The best thing about Gen X is… whatever.

No idea why anyone with “Jesus Christ is my savior” in their bio would follow me. They obviously don’t vet. 😂😂😂😂😂

I know y’all seen me to do the skeleton,,, but I also did the four man Bobsled. The last of the Olympic Bobsleigh races start shortly and go through the weekend,!!! USA USA USA SLEIGH all the way,!!!!

What are skeets if not foreplay?

Givin skin on the side… don’t you dare just scroll by. Slap that paw!

i slept wrong should never be uttered, it’s like you suck at pretending to be dead

This is the only right answer.

More like...

I muted two very popular words. I don’t think there is anything on Bluesky.

This is child abuse disguised as politics

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Who wants to have some fun with me? @invisihole.bsky.social @peachiikimaf.bsky.social @tracilaw.bsky.social

I can’t quote post Phee, so I’ll quote post Zee! 5 things I like & 5 people 1) My beer cold 2) My salad crisp 3) My coffee with cream 4) An adventurous soul 5) A determined cat @themotleybeast.com @scott93274.bsky.social @peachiikimaf.bsky.social @chef-bruce.bsky.social @tracilaw.bsky.social

K, 5 things I like and 5 friends (sorry I cant choose you all) 1) my boys 2) Scott's morning post 3) being healthy 4) oregon 5) seafood @scottbluewave.bsky.social @imnotmerida.com @liskeard1.bsky.social @atomicdumpling.com @pghdlo.bsky.social

I use a magic eight-ball. I'm a fucking renegade.

I've got a question. Why do portable restrooms have urinals? It's mind-boggling.

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Me after +20 miles walked and 4 straight days of celebrating Mardi Gras. Where’d I put that Tylenol? 😂

Real quick, if you work for Payer Matrix, you're a piece of shit. I hope you stub your toe until the day you die. No matter what precautions you take. If anyone wants to get in on a class action lawsuit or help me burn it all down, hit me up.

MY BOBSLEIGH LADIES SLEIGHED AND TAKE HOME GOLD AND BRONZE,!!! 🥇🥉 Letz GOOOOOOO Elana Taylor Meyers and Kaillie Humphries,!! Elana,,, the most decorated black winter Olympian of All time finally takes her gold,!! So proud,!!!

CBD

SHE GOT GAME and so does Team U S A,,, My Bobsleigh girls be sleighing,!! elana meyers taylor kaillie humphries kaysha love

Women’s Mono Bobsleigh medal races on the HYPE

My living room now is divided up between beads and not beads. Motley is diving into bags of everything and playing with it all.

Styx Harpy feet might be the main kink these days.

How many feet pics for about $251.56 of yarn? You know, hypothetically...

Leigh just caught a pot scrubber and socks. Bitches, I got ramen!

As requested, MORE MO!

This post gets 7.9 likes and 3 reposts, I'll post another Mo video

My mom died on Saturday so I don't think the upcoming week can be any worse. No I'm not okay, but trying and yes I am fishing for hugs because I need them.

Sunshine! @themotleybeast.com

This made me laugh a little too hard.

Day 1 of Mardi Gras weekend for us and we came home with everything from pink feathers to rubber ducks to glass beads to a horse.

Because OF COURSE we got a flat tire. Go pool noodle arm! We got it changed. TEAM WORK

She judges everyone on snak potential and blub endangerment (no belly touches)

We off to be stupid together… @themotleybeast.com