Today's issue of software men being confidently wrong at me

@invisihole.bsky.social We should get dogs we can holster. Then have a “doggies out at noon”. The dogs have to race at each of us for their favorite toy. Everyone wins! I’m thinking Toy Fox Terriers or Miniature Pinchers. (SEE: Reference images)

peoples.tellyawards.com/PublicVoting... Dear Followers: Really don’t like asking favors of you… …but huz just informed our short film, “The Stones of Dunamase Castle”, is in a competition, “The People’s Telly Awards.” Can you watch & rate it (preferably 5 stars? 🙏🏻) please? All 🇮🇪 cast & crew.

⭐️ One Star, Five Stars! "Spend that money on gelato instead." "It's a tower, & it's leaning." "294 stairs with leaning strangers & no railing" The "MOST OVERRATED" attraction in Italy. 5M visitors yearly. WORST built tower 🤝 BEST business decision 🇮🇹 What landmark is it?

Being a menace all day is exhausting.

Why would you ban Trans people from competing in darts??? In DARTS?! This world is rubbish. My heart hurts for her.

I'm deep down the rabbit hole on FROGFISH, 60 species of anglerfish in family Antennariidae. They are deeply, utterly WEIRD & MARVELOUS. Most walk on modified fins. Others use jet propulsion. Some are capable of air-breathing. Some are "hairy", others blend perfectly in sargassum.

Jesse Singal is back on his transphobic bullshit by arguing that the trans rights backlash is self-inflicted and that anyone pointing to coordinated right-wing funding is peddling a "conspiracy theory." It's a masterclass in false dichotomy and victim blaming. archive.ph/ZD74X

There is a lot of effort being placed to discourage people from higher education

Motley is sick. Motley has to go to the vet. Watch Motley get stuffed into a bag. Motley hates the car. Motley is protesting this experience. Motley is being a little dick that's sick.

Have a good Thorsday.

Ok Bluesky. I made a boo-boo. This weekend is @lisa-catara.bsky.social’s UNBIRTHDAY weekend. Show her some love anyway because she’s magical and a wonderful human. Oh and checkout her photography too. bsky.app/profile/lisa...

Oh look, another day.

Happy birthday weekend to @lisa-catara.bsky.social! Don’t forget to show her a bit of love with a quote post, Bluesky. Birthdays are special. 🎂🎉🥳

www.newyorker.com/books/under-... #NOLAsky

Patti LaBelle attended Cardi B’s ‘Little Miss Drama’ tour in D.C.

How do you guys pick up your Cheetos? Chop sticks? Fork? Something else?

*Trump threatens to end a civilization* Me: This week can't get any crazier *Trump threatens to kill God*

I'm an atheist, but I was raised Roman Catholic... and I'm pretty sure that threatening the guy with God on speed dial is not the way to go. Musical accompaniment for this post is Giuseppe Tartini's "Devil's Trill" Violin Sonata in G minor.

The Trump administration threatened to kill the pope to the Vatican's ambassador and install a antipope in the US.

Do you know people’s number one fear is public speaking while drowning?

Has anyone used Pango Books to sell books online? I have sooooo many books.

give me a song you've listened to recently and like

I have sent 5 treat packages to shelter doggos using the Treats app. Without spending a penny. Again, no affiliation. Just a wee reminder that you should try it.

Heh...

You can't separate anti-immigrant and anti-trans politics from what is happening with Iran. When MAGA picked transphobia and nativism as its organizing principle, it selected for the capacity to treat entire categories of people as civilizational threats whose elimination is an act of self-defense.

I’m not saying no… But I’m not cleaning the litter box. @themotleybeast.com @invisihole.bsky.social

And we’re living that now Thank you Cathy @cathyhadenough.bsky.social 💐🩷💐🩷 @hotcoffeeandpie.bsky.social @atomicdumpling.com @sofiadoodle.bsky.social @longislander520.bsky.social @merrittkelly1.bsky.social @markrf400.bsky.social @coolsprings.bsky.social @jillbdc.bsky.social @annmb48.bsky.social

If you want to have a little impact in the world, download apps.apple.com/us/app/treat... Play a mindless game and send real treats to shelter dogs. Obviously there are ads but thats how they pay for shit. I have no affiliation but it’s something I do to put out some paw’sitivity

Good advice.

I caught myself telling the cat to “blow your nose” into the tissue cause her allergies are bad. Someone come take me outta the house.

I love dogs;)

Claude: create code for Bluesky that actually makes it functional I’M AFRAID I CAN’T DO THAT…DAVE

Witness the elegance of the swimming Feather Star, a crinoid that dates back to the Ordovician era, over 480 million years ago. A true marvel of evolution in our oceans.

nobody has a problem with furries on easter

Trumps's behavior can be explained by being incredibly old & senile, & very angry & bigoted & selfish, that's what you're looking for, ain't nothing mentally ill about it!

Ok, I fucking HATE AI. HATE it. I will make an exception for this masterpiece. 🤦🏼‍♀️

All AI? 😉

Lotta men getting emotional and angry over at the bad place about this post

They're telling you who they are

Ready for next week?

Caturday

I am overwhelmed and thankful for all the kind words. You all are the best. Thank you!

Yup

I had a coupon. What in the hell was I supposed to do?