Don’t piss off the Sun. Just sayin’. 🤷‍♂️

Hmm, I’d better go check on her. 😬😂

Way ahead of ya. ⚔️

If you’ve seen Mel Brooks’ History of the World, Part I, you probably remember the scene where Moses descends from the mountain with the stone tablets. “I bring you these fifteen —“ *crash* “— Ten Commandments!” Ever wonder about the other five? Here’s one: “Thou shalt not be a dick.” 😃

Anyone else notice that the quality and freshness of produce has tanked?

Sing this to the tune of ‘O Tannenbaum.’ Right now. Aloud. You won’t be disappointed. We’ll live for you we’ll die for you National Embalming School We’ll do our best that you may rest National Embalming School You’re welcome. 😃

I committed reckless acts of self care this morning.

Who’s with me? 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️🙋

Toreador-a Don’t spit on the floor-a Use the cuspidor-a That’s what it’s for-a #botchedoperalyrics

Can you even imagine? 😱😂

Heck yeah

I’m busy. Y’all got this handled.

Bloody slacker…

Hard pass.

No notes.

Souperman!

Hoo doggies, Ms. Jane! What a day it’s been.

Good morning and Happy Mother’s Day to all you mothers out there! ❤️

Sage advice.

@nicholehiltz.bsky.social You doin’ alright?

Comfortably numb.

Truth.

Sage advice. Thank you, #wtforecast !

Woooooo!

Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein.

where there are differences in our respective experiences - there can be differences in beliefs & along with them expectations -that sabotage interactions despite our best efforts & intentions -the less we can assume the more we can understand pls be honest & kind 2u&us pls human responsibly. ✌️⚖️👍❤️

Amen.

Happy Star Wars Day! Live long and prosper. 🖖 And may the Schwartz bewitch you.

Seems they’ve rebranded aerobics as “tai chi walking.” Bring back the neon leotards and the leg warmers, and I’m all in. 😂

I’m uplifted. 🤷‍♂️

Pretty sure this means taking out your aggression on all the useless stuff in the basement…😬😂

He’d love that. Yup.

Crunchy. 🤢

I don’t know who this “Tom Johnson, Senior Underwriter” character is, but he’s called me from every flippin’ state in the Union today.

For some reason, this song makes me think of Douglas Adams. 🤷‍♂️ youtu.be/cl3B_FTDKD0?...

Springtime arrives…Jack-in-the Beanstalk, Solomon’s Baby, Bleeding Heart Liberals, Sweet Woodrow Wilson, Hosta la Vista (Baby!) and Derangea. I’m…not good at plants.

Indeed, #wtforecast , indeed.

Follow-up review…yum.

Ehhhhh…pass.

Pretty sure she’s actually singing “Don’t make me Yoda…”

The bastard…

Looks like they finally fired the last meteorologist, folks.

Never thought about it quite like that…until now…

Aren’t you just the least bit curious about the rest of the numbers in the show from whence the hit “One Night in Bangkok” came? (Don’t tell me if you saw it. That would spoil the vibe. 😂)

Temperature swings? What temperature swings? Anyway, it’s a good day to play hooky. 😈

Friendship is magic 🤷‍♂️🦄

I feel uplifted 🤷‍♂️😂

It speaks truth… 🤷‍♂️😂

When you don’t know the words, but you’re gonna sing along anyway… 🎶Colorado Rocky Mountain high I saw it raining fire in the sky *and something something hah nah nuh* ‘cuz I like apple pie 🤷‍♂️😬😁 Rocky Mountain high (high Coloradooooo)

Ehhh, nope. 😬