Post a kaiju and name its OnlyFans page… Ho on the half-shell? 🤷‍♂️

Managed to thread the needle yesterday and got rid of all the dog poop in the back yard before it started to snow again. They should have a Nobel Poop Prize for mastery of poop management.

Seems like that lady from Venezuela should be asking for her Nobel medal back.

Fashion emergency update: the situation is under control. While we’re here, if anyone needs pasties or fashion tape, let me know and I will set you up.

Tending to a dress shopping emergency. I never knew that was a thing until now. #teenagers

Pro Tip: When your boss sends you detailed feedback on a project, think twice before you reply with “TLDR.” You’re welcome.

Status: Having an obstinacy contest with the 12 year old about going to school on the tail end of a cold. Film at 11.

Formed over thousands of years, the mysterious beach hoodoos of southern Florida continue to confound geologists to this very day.

But seriously, this dude fishing out here just reeled in a baby hammerhead shark. 😳 Don’t worry, folks, he released it.

I can’t believe how crowded these beaches are down here. Huff, huff.

Did you hear about the jazz orchestra the censors banned from America’s Got Talent? They said there was too much sax and violins. 🎷🎻

It’s true. AI gets trained on the internet. Internet is full of 💩. Computer Science 101: Garbage in, garbage out. But you should still go back and read Gail’s thread. People are saying she’s a good storyteller.

Well, that’s turning the tables…

Back in the Land of Make Believe…the music in the park today was like “The Greatest Hits of the 1987 Michigan Marching Band” covered by a steel drum band. Surreal.

Annnd now it’s stuck in my head.

“Skeleton” is an Olympic event which is like the luge, except the athlete tears down the run at a zillion miles per hour on a glorified version of Rosebud head-first. Hence the name “Skeleton.” 💀⚰️🪦

We’ve got synthesizers And over-driven guitars Our hair is fabulous Let’s blast off for the stars Cuz even if Chuck Barris would Give us the gong… It’s the Ultimate ‘80s song! 🎹🎸💥 Do dodo do dododo do doo

Not exactly sure if it’s apt comparison, but compared to last week, it’s beach weather here.

“Oat milk doth not a good latte make.” — William Shakespeare, probably

Who’s to say?

Celebrating my friend @flipthapaige.bsky.social 's cover reveal for her upcoming book "Chasing Cryptid Creatures!" This Dark Romance Fantasy is out September 21! Pre-orders are open now. If you're on Insta, check out cover artist Sosoraso Studio here! www.instagram.com/p/DULn907gI9...

Well, is it?

Current mood. Happy Friday! 🥶🥶🥶

“No, AI-ArtBot, no! I said, make me a blue nun giving away candy in a churchyard!” — The responsible party, probably (Not my work)

Lookin’ at you, El Cheeto…

Republicans in the House and the Senate who have not stepped forward to demand an end to the DHS campaign of terror are complicit in the destruction of our Republic. There is blood on their hands. Thoughts and prayers won’t wash it away.

It happened again. Video posted on Threads shows several agents wrestling a man to the ground. One began pistol whipping him, and then another fired multiple shots at point blank range. The Feds then scattered, leaving the victim lying on the sidewalk. www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

OK then, our garage is now pretty much a walk-in refrigerator. 🥶

Trying to work but my fingers are too close of to type 🥶🥶🥶 stay warm, stay safe, and beware of exploding trees.

Talk about shooting the messenger. Dang!

These two…

If you said it will never happen, today might be the day…

Always seek the silver linings…

Stupidly, the Supreme Court gave El Cheeto a get out of jail free card. But perhaps there’s a glint of hope that justice will be served to his minions. www.msn.com/en-us/news/w...

Even if (when) Trump employs the Insurrection Act, I STILL HAVE FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS. And so do you.

Keep turning out. Keep resisting. Keep on saying no. The corporate media won’t say it, but it’s working. They can’t control us if we don’t comply. There are too many of us and too few of them. Stay strong. Don’t give in. Don’t give up.

They really are like Felix and Oscar.

Current mood. Compliments of the Colorscapes app. Not my work.

Not gonna lie. Having a rough time here. I’d wager many of you all are in the same place. Hang in there and look out for each other and your neighbors.

Hey! It’s Tim’s sister! From the Colorscapes app. Not my work.

Sometimes, you just gotta start drawing lines and see where it takes you. #ArtTherapy

Fellow Americans. Here's a start: Via @matthewcooke.bsky.social www.survivorsguidetoearth.com

Oh beautiful for spacious skies for amber waves of grain.

The more you know! Be vigilant.

You’ve got the good sense and refined taste to follow me, so it’s obvious that you’re not. 🎉

@fivetimessix.bsky.social I stumbled across this pic of you in a color by number app. Who would have guessed? 😂

If I had a gazillion dollars like Muskrat, I’d carve out a little allowance to live on, build a fairy tale castle, fund an endowment to maintain it, and give the rest away. How about y’all?

This kind of stuff is why the alarm bells went off back in the W era when DHS was created in the first place.

Remember - engaging with the trolls, agitators, RWNJs and botniks on social media does nothing except increase their exposure. Block and move on. If they are abusive or threatening, report them. Good luck and be careful out there. 👍