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True Oak
about 10 hours ago
Find a place to protest May 29. The UCP need to know Albertans don’t support them or anything they are doing.
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WeRateDogs
3 days ago
This is Spencer. He asked to see a pic of the situationship you've been telling him about. Thinks maybe it's time to focus on yourself. 13/10 (IG: ourboyspencer)
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Rowdy Rebel
3 days ago
First thing I do after every move is join the library.
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The Beaverton
4 days ago
Queen Victoria celebrates birthday by getting wasted at cottage
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Queen Victoria celebrates birthday by getting wasted at cottage - The Beaverton
POINTE-AU-BARIL, ON – In honour of her 197th birthday, Queen Victoria of England is celebrating the long weekend the way many of her Canadian colonists are, by getting completely shit-faced at someone...
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2016/05/queen-victoria-celebrates-birthday-by-getting-wasted-at-cottage/
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I 💙 Dogs
4 days ago
Some dogs like to be kissed and others….OMG
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Janel Comeau 🍁
4 days ago
if people are this upset about the cast of The Odyssey, just wait until they find out about the time Disney cast a bunch of lions in Hamlet
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omgisme
6 days ago
Duck feeds grain from the tray to the fishes instead of eating alone. 😍
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The Beaverton
18 days ago
Alberta separatists separate Albertans from their privacy
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Alberta separatists separate Albertans from their privacy
EDMONTON — The Centurion Project, an Alberta separatist organization, has been accused of illegally accessing the personal information of nearly three million voters, in a patriotic display of separat...
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/alberta-separatists-separate-albertans-from-their-privacy/
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The Onion
13 days ago
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WeRateDogs
13 days ago
This is Penny. She had her first vet appointment today. Was diagnosed with a case of the eepies. But other than that passed with flying colors. 12/10 (TT: misspennyperry)
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Edmonton Journal
19 days ago
'Concerning gap in Alberta’s privacy laws': Privacy commissioner calls for law changes after voter list leaked
edmontonjournal.com/news/politic...
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'Concerning gap in Alberta’s privacy laws': Privacy commissioner calls for law changes after voter list leaked
Alberta's privacy commissioner is calling on the province to tighten privacy rules after the list of electors was leaked to separatists.
https://edmontonjournal.com/news/politics/alberta-privacy-seperatism-centurion-project
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dftbaRachel 🦋
20 days ago
Despair Is Not Wisdom
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Captain Sasquatch
21 days ago
Knowing how the human brain works does not change how the human brain works
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In today's weird downtown adventures, somebody chucked a wallet and a condom at me.
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WeRateDogs
20 days ago
This is Isla. She arrived at the rescue with a broken elbow that's fractured at the joint, leaving her in significant pain. Vets have splinted her leg to keep her comfortable for now, but she needs surgery to repair the injury. You can help her below ❤️🩹
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Will Rosecrans
21 days ago
Remembering pre-Trump is definitely becoming a major divide in worldview. For somebody who is a teenager now, the world has effectively always been this way, and deep down it's not obvious it could even be any other way.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
21 days ago
honestly the only Millennial / Gen Z dividing point that matters to me is this: do you remember how things were pre-9/11? and, crucially, how everyone lost their minds on and after 9/11? If so, you're a millennial or older.
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Heather
25 days ago
Already happening.
www.historynewsnetwork.org/article/the-...
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The Life in "The Simpsons" Is No Longer Attainable
In the 1990s, "The Simpsons" drew humor by putting bizarre dysfunction in the context of middle class suburban banality. Today it's the idea of homeownership paid for by a stable single income that se...
https://www.historynewsnetwork.org/article/the-life-in-the-simpsons-is-no-longer-attainable
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Raffi_RC
26 days ago
Who remembers the Armenians? ~ Hitler. we 🇦🇲 do. the world does. we survived. spirits strong. I am the son of genocide survivors, both sides of my family. never again. ANYWHERE.
#ArmenianGenocide
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Hon. Thomas A. Lukaszuk
26 days ago
Jeff Rath got his first thing right: “Coincidentally, I asked separatist leader Jeffrey Rath yesterday if he considers forming a separatist party like the Parti Quebecois in Quebec. ‘We’ve already got one — the United Conservative Party,’ he said.”
#ableg
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Braid: Pro-Canada question could get the nod in upcoming referendum on Alberta's future
Premier Danielle Smith says the Foreever Canadian pro-Canada question may be the one accepted for the Oct. 19 referendum on Alberta's future
https://calgaryherald.com/opinion/columnists/braid-pro-canada-question-could-get-nod-upcoming-referendum-alberta-future
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Hourly Cosmos
26 days ago
NGC 4826 - From Judy Schmidt (
geckzilla.bsky.social
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https://flic.kr/p/2iEerHS
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Black Panther🍁💪🦫🇨🇦 Aɴᴛɪғᴀ✌️
27 days ago
There is no ceasefire in Lebanon. Netanyahu is the biggest terrorist in the world. My 2 cents...
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Al Jazeera English
27 days ago
A festive moment in central Gaza as a charity-sponsored mass wedding ceremony for 300 Palestinian brides and grooms was held near Al-Aqsa Hospital in Deir el-Balah, with newlyweds, their families and the local community in attendance.
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Orion
26 days ago
To absolutely no one's surprise, Israel didn't follow the cease fire
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A. Parise
about 1 month ago
“What if we gave the fish cocaine?” Is one of the most glorious questions ever asked and answered by science.
www.404media.co/scientists-g...
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Scientists Gave a Bunch of Salmon Cocaine. This Is What Happened Next.
Salmon exposed to cocaine and its byproduct swam farther than unexposed fish, raising alarms about drug pollution in aquatic ecosystems.
https://www.404media.co/scientists-gave-a-bunch-of-salmon-cocaine-this-is-what-happened-next/
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Carolyn Fiddler
28 days ago
Excited for Cocaine Bear 2: Cocaine Fish
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Kelseypaintz
28 days ago
I did 2 more 20-minute expressionist gouache studies of muppets to feel better again.
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Thanks, internet.
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they made gooseworx
11 months ago
Boards I did for the intermission sequence. I didn't really have enough time to clean it all up, but it gets the point across. It was fun to go goose wild with this one.
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Leeta 🇨🇦
about 1 month ago
The UCP LOST 34 out of 46 seats in Edmonton (0/20) and Calgary (12/26) in the last election. No wonder Danielle thinks she has to cheat to hold onto power by gerrymandering.
#Canada
#CanadaSky
#cdnpoli
#Alberta
#ableg
#abpoli
#yyc
#yeg
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Hon. Thomas A. Lukaszuk
about 1 month ago
.@ABDanielleSmith insists that referenda are democratic and give “power to the people”. Ok, if that’s the case, why is she now totally disregarding and overturning the clear referendum result on daylight time? Whats the point of referenda in Alberta when premier overturns them at a whim.
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The Onion
about 1 month ago
‘My Work Doesn’t Define Me,’ Says Man Who Will Spend 90,000 Hours Of Lifetime At Office
https://theonion.com/my-work-doesnt-define-me-says-man-who-will-spend-90000-hours-of-lifetime-at-office/
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Pol Niuman
about 1 month ago
Wassily Kandinsky (1929)
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Al Jazeera English
about 1 month ago
Pope, in Cameroon, calls for 'decisive change of course' that leads away from conflict and the exploitation of the land.
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Pope Leo decries world ruled by ‘tyrants' after Trump attacks
Pope, in Cameroon, calls for 'decisive change of course' that leads away from conflict and the exploitation of the land.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/16/pope-leo-decries-world-ruled-by-tyrants-after-trump-attacks?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialPulse
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Roel Janssen🍀🌹🪶
about 1 month ago
Rehabilitation of the Dandelion! No other plant in the Netherlands attracts as many bee species: 107. In early spring, when nothing else is blooming, it is simply there. Meadow bird chicks that have just hatched depend on the insects that are drawn to dandelions. No dandelion, no insect, no chick.
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Taint
about 1 month ago
Exactly 💯
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about 1 month ago
Mark Grantham (Canadian b.1966), Exquisite Timing (South Park, Halifax), 2024, Acrylic on board
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Oh cool, like the Nazis did with part of Czechoslovakia and Poland, etc. And the world keeps giving them free passes.
about 1 month ago
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Kelseypaintz
about 1 month ago
BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF!
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波津彬子
about 1 month ago
おはにゃん
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Humor Satire Memes
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Erin 🇨🇦
about 1 month ago
We ordered Chinese food. First went to order from DoorDash until we noticed a $25 service fee. Went to the restaurants website, chose their delivery service of choice and saved $50 from the DoorDash price. Fuck DoorDash you thieving bastards.
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Toks Nilhaw
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MicheleMuse 💙🌈🦋🇺🇦
about 1 month ago
There is still beauty in the world. Dahlias and bluebells. 📷 Sue McIntyre
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Nick Young
about 1 month ago
BOOM! South Australia's power prices have plummeted as they near 100% renewables, proving to the world that relying on wind and solar with battery back-up is possible, more reliable and costs people less. THIS is how we avoid the next oil crisis.
#EnergyRevolution
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Timothy
about 1 month ago
My most Luddite opinion is restaurants should always have physical menus.
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Culture Crave 🍿
about 1 month ago
"I'm just gonna say it, Fuck Trump" "I'd much rather everyone made music as opposed to going and beating the shit out of each other" — Hans Zimmer
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Hon. Thomas A. Lukaszuk
about 1 month ago
Call it serendipity. Took a break from the
#ForeverCanadian
campaign and went on a walk. These two fellows greeted me, as if to say “Go Canada!”. 🇨🇦
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