Tiddies Tuesday. Plural because there’s two of them.

They’re always like this. They’re not reacting to the draft blowing through the room.

I’d rather be back here waiting for your fat one.

Birds* of a feather stick together. * criminals apnews.com/article/trum...

Early taste of flannel season here

Satanic bees? I’m not sure I like the sound of that. www.thedailybeast.com/scientists-d...

Oops, I did it again.

If you need me, I’ll be in 1955.

Quick catnap. Shit photographer lopped my head off again.

The things that show up on your memories tab…

Stopped at a grocery store to find them stocking shelves with vile, overpowering cinnamon scented Xmas bullshit.

It was chest day but if you could rub my shoulders*, I’d most appreciate it. * or anything else you’d like to rub, squeeze, or probe.

It’s the time of year when an endomorph’s body says “fuck you, we’re gonna be fat no matter what you do”.

Time to be respectable

The furry slut? He’s at it again.

Should I stay or should I go now? Your suggestion?

I’m not sure how I got sweaty with what felt like such a half-assed workout.

I overheard a couple of Trumpers complain about liberal judges paroling people.

This cooking video had to be a joke. This blond woman put peas and pumpkin effing spice in her potato salad. 🤮

Here we go again

As the saying goes, it’s better than a poke in the eye. However,this stunt equates to a hundred bucks per. That won’t go far. It certainly won’t keep a roof over anyone’s head. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/25/u...

It’s been a minute since I slept in and went to church this late. I hope the gym won’t be too busy or filled with the more annoying members.

I need to turn off whatever Alexa control that thinks I have any interest in the Kardashians. It seems every other screen is an advert of some sort for those hoes.

Happy (no zooming) weekend

Mornings are getting cooler, ergo a hat.

Happy Taste Test Day

Another piece of shit Trumper set free by our supposed law and order idiot president. www.cbsnews.com/news/pardone...

Drops to change your eye color? Hard pass!

A rainy fall Sunday is just as good as any for an overdue rest/recovery day. I still don’t like them.

An oldie- both the video and the model.

Peek-a-bewb, cuz I’m bored while listening on the phone.

Snort. www.expressnews.com/news/article...

Nice spot/nice weather for day drinking.

They are coming into season

This is so inappropriate and unprofessional but not unexpected with the hacks and assholes in this administration. See you next Tuesday, Kristi. www.cnn.com/2025/10/13/u...

Mamma mia, here we go again. Another MCM.

When you’re a piece of shit and nuts… www.reuters.com/world/us/pet...

Do you really lose most of your heat through the top of your head? (It’s cool, but I wouldn’t really say cold.)

Perfect Xmas gift for all the white trash in your family. www.fox4news.com/video/1722265

Wild and crazy Friday evening, bewbs in front of the boob tube.

The White House domestic staff must be filling the mop buckets in anticipation of flying ketchup bottles.

Suck it, MAGA. Suck it, Little Donnie. Boo effing hoo. www.huffpost.com/entry/maga-m...

When gym bros are starting to bundle up in fleece to work out inside a heated facility and you’ll still be tits out in the dead of winter.

The lights are on but no-ones home

When you go to dinner early because a restaurant you’ve been wanting to revisit is near your afternoon appointment, it can make you feel young. Everyone else there will be about a thousand years old.

I have resting bitch face today.

I’ve read some of these. The rest are going on my “to read” list. They must be good if they bunch right wing panties. www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-...

This may be the last warm evening we’ll have for a while.

Maybe if someone bounces it off your forehead.

If you need me, I’ll be at the Kit Kat Club.