No lie.

Just want to point out that Biden had a 50-50 Senate and passed an ungodly amount of bipartisan legislation with zero government shutdown

Republicans blaming the Democrats for the government shutting down is actually very on brand. Republicans blame minorities for everything.

My guess is that new Trump Rx will provide huge discounts on Viagara and Ivermectin

Pfizer just cut a deal with Trump to avoid paying Tariffs. Trump is starting a direct -to-consumer website called TrumpRx. Are you fucking kidding me?

Erika Kirk is just like me because I too have forgiven her husband’s killer

I don’t want my tax dollars to bail out farmers. I voted to protect their farms and they voted for tariffs and to destroy their farms by voting for 🍊💩🤡. MAGA doesn’t believe in socialism and we all tried to warn them. Fuck them. This shit is on them

Finally some good fucking news - Oklahoma is getting smarter already www.koco.com/article/ryan...

My favorite kind of acetaminophen is Tylenol Rapid Release the Epstein Files #releasetheEpsteinFiles

Breaking News: Tylenol Researchers have found a disturbing link between Donald J Trump and the Epstein files

Breaking News: Tylenol Researchers have found a disturbing link between Donald J Trump and the Epstein files

Schrödinger's Shooter exists as both a deranged leftist motivated by dangerous rhetoric AND as a misunderstood troubled youth who needed Jesus until the waveform collapses

Well, this rapture is disappointing. They’re still here. I know, let’s all act like we can’t see or hear them anymore. 😆😂

Trump knows that he is so vilified that he makes even the most innocuous events (like a stopped escalator) into a personal attack. lol I love that for him❤️ www.reuters.com/world/us/who...

What seven wars did Trump end?

Good morning Blue Sky! Today would be a great day to release the Epstein files

Anybody wanna leave shoes and random articles of clothing on Evangelicals' lawns tomorrow?

I am selling rapture pet insurance. For $150 per animal, I will insure that your pets are taken care of after you are caught up in the rapture.

If you want to avoid AI summaries when looking up things on the internet, all you have to do is end your search parameters with “ai”. Example Google, “the tolerance paradox ai”

The Venn diagram of people who will celebrate Charlie Kirk day but also hate Juneteenth and Pride month is basically just a circle

Release the Epstein files

We should tell Trump that Obama went to the electoral college so that he will dismantle it 😆

If someone is anti Antifa, does that make them ProFa? That’s how it works right?

In my house, we punch Nazis not apologize to them.

So where is Dave Chappell speaking out on behalf of Jimmy Kimmel?

Dammit - canceling ABC/Disney - weird that the corporation who owns Marvel and Star Wars have gone to the dark side by choice

Thursday is my favorite day - it is the day I get to stick things to paper with Elsa and spider man.

I wonder why? Hmmm 🤔 apple.news/Ay5bct96xSaK...

Some Christians think God used Charlie Kirk The truth? Charlie Kirk used God. They are not the same thing

Is it just me or is it weird that churches aren’t vocal about releasing the Epstein files … they talk all kinds of politics but not a peep about child sexual abuse and exploitation

The Senate quietly blocked the Epstein Files from releasing while charlie kirks death was trending

Because MAGA really needs a trans, black, immigrant to blame. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Literally the most accurate obituary I've read to date. Thoughts?

Why can’t they pretend it is a gay wedding cake? Republicans and their hypocrisy strike again apple.news/AVOYMWQINQBO...

Fascists rank each other on who’s fascist enough, but call it ‘fascism’ when anyone rejects their intolerance. The irony burns

The new Oregon Trail

They are trying to make Charlie Kirk the next Franz Ferdinand

Dear White Christian Nationalists, I need y’all to stop claiming you will see Charlie Kirk in “Valhalla” - just stop! 😆🤣😆🤣

And suddenly, quoting Charlie Kirk, is deeply offensive to Charlie Kirk fans 🤷‍♀️

The Paradox of Tolerance

It must be Caturday because Bowie and Dixie have take over the dog bed and Bailey Beans is miffed that there is no dog day.

This generation has Miley Cyrus telling girls to buy their own flowers- My generation had The Dixie Chicks tell us how to get rid of Earl. 😆 #WeAreNotTheSame

What the GOP were expecting vs. What they got

So when does the dad get the $100,000? Is it after he is convicted? Or does the Mormon church get the money?

Charlie Kirk would be happy to know that he was killed by a qualified white man and not a DEI hire

This feels very Reichstag.

I don’t support what happened to Charlie but Charlie supported what happened to him. We are not the same