i think if you voted for the same guy in 2016 and 2024 you should sit the next election out as part of a “fool me twice” situation

The ideal social media site would only allow photos of animals, lunches and craft projects, and the only comments you're allowed to make are 'Hello', 'Very cool' and 'We are friends'

this is an owl

info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/... Ask everyone you know, especially under 40 to track their ballots, Seattle!

Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??

A thing that I think is good is when a human creates a piece of art

a cool disruptive fact to bring up at thanksgiving this year is that 53% of homeless people are employed.

If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.

Hi I'm on the Seattle Channel on Art Zone 😀 @seattlechannel.bsky.social youtu.be/RqrhOlF9X-U?...

Thankfully there is a new episode of @americanhysteria.bsky.social about Spontaneous Human Combustion with the wonderful Sarah Marshall of @yourewrongabout.bsky.social

Probably a good time to remind people that a primate shitting is either a territorial marker or a sign of fear; literally shedding the load to be lighter when it runs away.

Disappearing into the bog for some much-needed bog time, returning after a month with a new healthy glow and a strange, faraway look in my eyes like a wild hare

eye twitching in morse code

I've lived in Seattle for a 3.5 years and have been bitten by the following animals: a mouse 2 baby squirrels 1 hornet, twice And today, an unidentified biting fly of some kind, on the face. Looking forward to new list additions

I like to keep a bat entangled in my hair at all times as a conversation starter

“I’m worried about my community… I’m out here in a frog costume to show how ridiculous the notion that we’re violent terrorists is, and showcase how that narrative is wrong…” Serious Q: is it too late to give this dude the Nobel Peace Prize? 🐸 🏆

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

some days you just gotta come home and fucken mainline some taters

I don't talk enough about how David Brooks is a dumbass shithead siloed in his own world of intense privilege

It's lies all the way down

Don’t support big company. Big company don’t like you. Support small artist. Or just save your money.

It's Friday night, and you know what that means! Time to put on a horse costume and stand motionless in my neighbor's garden for 6 hours

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon but it's me linking how every societal problem is the fault of billionaires

one thing I have learned from the last six months is that a WHOLE lot of people do not understand that leadership is also about shaping public perception and laying the groundwork for future efforts even if you have no *legislative* power for the moment

I got a note from my doctor that just says “woods time”

And once again, I've overcommitted 🫡

Remember when Google search used to work? That was a good time

I have a show, Togetherness, opening tomorrow (Thurs) at Antler gallery in Portland. Come see it if you're in the area

Togetherness opens Aug 28 at Antler gallery in Portland. Come see the creatures

And like, yes, Gavin did a good thing today, but we don’t have to stop criticizing the ways in which he’s been a shitweasel. AND it doesn’t mean we’re rooting for him to fail in his good endeavors if we do call out his bad ones and point out we can push for more consistently “good” candidates.

Come to my show Togetherness opening August 28 at Antler Gallery in Portland..... Also, is it weird to invite my two favorite podcast hosts who happen to live in Portland even though I don't know them? 👀

greetings from Kansas City

STEWART: “I feel like I’m watching something so self-evidently inhumane and horrific and to be told I have to shut up because I risk the Jewish state by speaking out? I would say the opposite — they’re putting the likelihood of a surviving Jewish state much more at risk.”

It's Friday night baby

bring it back you cowards

If it took 8 days to build a massive concentration camp in Florida then it means they could build and house the homeless at any point but choose not to

Touching grass is not enough I need to walk down a misty forest trail and right into a spider-web at face height

So am I reading this court decision correctly? We now have 50 micronations with their own laws interpreting the U.S. Constitution wholly separate from one another? But there's one guy with private law enforcement who is immune from all punishment who can do whatever he wants in those 50 states?

i can’t express how much i stan rick steves

by age 30 you should have one friend for every major animal group to spam. seen a good crab post? forward to your token crab person. bat post for the bat person. cicada post for the cicada person. bear post for the bear person. jellyfish post for the jellyfish person. and so on and so forth.

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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

Isaac Asimov on, "If God is Dead, Everything is Permitted?"